Three men die on Christmas eve and are queued up at the "Pearly Gates."
Saint Peter says " Ok guys you must have something on you that represents Christmas in order to get in...."
The first chap from Chipping Norton flicks his lighter and says " Its A Christmas Candle" "OK" says St Peter "come in and welocme"
The second chap from Glamorgan, pulls out a set of keys jingles them and says " Christmas Bells Jingling" " OK" says St Peter, " Come in and welcome".
The third Chap from Cork pulls out a G String and waves them at St Peter, "OK Shamus say St Peter "I got to hear this!"
Shamus smiles and says " Theyre Carols"!!!!!
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