Snuzzie Snaggables

	Witch Jokes

Q: Why don't angry witches ride their brooms? A: They're afraid of flying off the handle! Q: What do witches put on their hair? A: Scare spray Q: How does the witch know what time it is? A: She looks at her witch-watch. Q: What is a witch's favorite subject in school? A: Spelling! Q: What did the witch do when her broomstick broke? A: She witch-hiked! Q: What does a witch kid want for Christmas? A: A haunted dollhouse. Q: Why do witches wear name tags? A: So, they would know which witch is which! Q: How do witches tell time? A: With a witch watch. Q: What do you call two witches living together? A: Broom-mates. Q: What does a witch ask for when she is in a hotel? A: Broom service. Q: What did one witch say to other when she asked for a lift? A: "There's always broom for one more." Q: When do witches cook their victims? A: On Fry Day. Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A: A sand-witch. Q: What do you call a motorbike that belongs to a witch? A: A brrrooooommmm stick Q: Who was the most famous witch detective? A: Warlock Holmes Q: What do they teach in witching school? A: Spelling. Q: Why does a witch ride a broom? A:Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord. Q: What do you call a witch's garage? A:A broom closet. Q: What did the witch do when her broomstick broke? A:She witch-hiked! Q: What do witches eat at Halloween ? A:Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie ! Q: What story do little witches like to hear at bedtime ? A:Ghoul deluxe and the three scares ! Q: How does a witch tell the time ? A:With a witch watch ! Q: Why did the witch put her broom in the washing machine ? A:She wanted a clean sweep ! Q: What do you call two witches that share a room ? A:Broom mates ! Q: What noise does a witch's breakfast cereal make ? A:Snap, cackle and pop ! Q: What is a witch with poison ivy called ? A:An itchy witchy ! Q: What's a cold, evil candle called ? A:The wicked wick of the north ! Q: What is evil, ugly and black and goes round and round ? A:A witch in a revolving door ! Q: What is evil and ugly on the inside and green on the outside ? A:A witch dressed as a cucumber ! Q: What happens if you see twin witches ? A:You won't be able to see which witch is witch !

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