TEN SIGNS THAT YOU’RE GROWING OLDER

1. Your trophy wall now includes road kills.
2. You remember wars that didn’t include the Middle East.
3. You get upset because some clown invites you out for a shooting match and it turns out to be a ‘paint ball’ tournament.
4. When your neighbor asks if you’ve gone ‘green’ with your new auto purchase, you proudly show them your big-assed camouflaged Chevy 4x4.
5. You start buying Just for Men's  'Just for Ear Hairs'.
6. Your tree stand has a handicapped parking stall.
7. Your new rifle scope has to be delivered on a flatbed trailer.
8. Politicians seem to be creeping ever closer to your front door.
9. Your favorite gun retailer starts greeting you with “You’re still alive?”
10. Setting traps for field mice now count as ‘safaris.’

And a bonus….

      11. You start buying guns at estate sales that look awfully darn familiar….

By: Road Sailor/THE GUN ROOM