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| From:  JJCESP (Original Message) | Sent: 6/27/2005 3:30 PM |
| Bienvenidos amigos: Gentileza coqueta muñeca 
Si entre dos piedras,
Puede nacer una flor.
Por que en amigos de veras,
No puede nacer un amor? JJ | |
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| | | From: JJCESP | Sent: 2/11/2006 8:45 PM |
| | FELICITACIONES  COMUNIDAD |  Aquí es la fiesta El tiempo pasa volando virtualmente JJ | | | | | | |
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| | | From: JJCESP | Sent: 5/14/2006 12:21 AM |
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FULANITO MENGANITO Gracias por querer formar parte de nuestra familia virtual. Estan invitados a participar a traves de sus mensajes y respuestas en los paneles como a visitarnos al chat. Los esperamos. ADMINISTRACION | | |
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| | | From: JJCESP | Sent: 6/17/2006 10:54 AM |
Bentornato Fabio spero in una tua maggiore partecipazione questa volta... lucia | | | | | | |
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| | | From: JJCESP | Sent: 1/15/2007 11:04 PM |
BIENVENIDOS AMIGOS LA BOEMIA SULTANN Los invitamos a participar en esta su nueva casa virtual con sus mensajes o respuestas, como a visitarnos al chat para conocer amigos de toda nuestra Iberoamerica. ADMINISTRACION
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| | | From: JJCESP | Sent: 1/30/2008 12:08 PM |
BIENVENIDOS AMIGOS MARION GATITAMIAU Los invitamos a participar en esta su nueva casa virtual con sus mensajes o respuestas, como a visitarnos al chat para conocer amigos de toda nuestra Iberoamerica. ADMINISTRACION
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| | | From: JJCESP | Sent: 4/27/2008 8:22 PM |
LLegaron nuevos amigos.. PITIRO DIJOUS ENSENADA FALI Los invitamos a participar en esta su nueva casa virtual con sus mensajes o respuestas, como a visitarnos al chat para conocer amigos de toda nuestra Iberoamerica. ADMINISTRACION
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| | | From: JJCESP | Sent: 4/27/2008 8:25 PM |
LLegaron nuevos amigos.. PITIRO DIJOUS ENSENADA FALI Los invitamos a participar en esta su nueva casa virtual con sus mensajes o respuestas, como a visitarnos al chat para conocer amigos de toda nuestra Iberoamerica.
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| | | From: JJCESP | Sent: 7/26/2008 1:42 AM |
| Asylum for the Verbally Insane
Author unknown (I've thought about most of these but someone has put it all together, hurray!)
We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, never called hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be spoken as pen?
If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural, of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, cannot be called cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!
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Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England.
We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes, we find that
quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square,
and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing,
grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English should be
committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
In what other language do people
recite at a play and play at a recital?
We ship by truck but send cargo by ship.
We have noses that run and feet that smell.
We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway.
And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the
same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house
can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out,
and in which an alarm goes off by going on.
And, in closing, if Father is Pop, how come Mother's not Mop?
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| | | From: JJCESP | Sent: 8/25/2008 1:02 AM |
| BIENVENIDOS Muñequita Peregrino Annuskka Lejanìa
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