Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)
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> FOXY LADY:
> Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be
5'6'), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching
white shoes and belt a plus.
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> LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
> Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for
someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of
breath not a problem.
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> SERENITY NOW:
> I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation.
If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out
and enjoy quiet times.
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> WINNING SMILE:
> Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to
share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
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> BEATLES OR STONES?
> I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday
nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or
are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track
tapes.
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> MEMORIES:
> I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember
Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
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> MINT CONDITION:
> Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts
including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks
well.
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