A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart, and after much consideration he decided upon a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sweetheart's sister, he went to a department store and carefully chose a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties. Somehow, the packages were switched and without checking the contents he sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with this note.

"Dearest Darling, This is a little gift to show you that I have not forgotten your birthday. I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out. If it had not been for your younger sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easy to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me a pair that she had been wearing for three weeks, and they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on and she really looked smart. I wish I could put them on you for the first time. No doubt other men's hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep them on when you clean them or they might shrink. I hope you will like them and will wear them for me on Friday night. All my love." Alfred.

P.S. My Darling, Just think of how many times I will kiss them in the coming year? Also a word of advice: the latest style is to wear them rolled down with the fur showing.

Psst. Before U delete this print a copy and the next time u have guests in, have one of them read it aloud. It's absolutely pandamonium. A drink or 2 expands the result, also.

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