Reincarnation Surprise

There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism
and reincarnation. They vowed that if either of them died,
the one remaining would try to contact the partner in the
world-beyond exactly 30 days after their death.

Unfortunately, a few weeks later, the young man died in a
car wreck. True to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact
him in the spirit world exactly 30 days later.

At the séance, she called out, "John, John, this is
Martha. Do you hear me?"A ghostly voice answered her,
"Yes Martha, this is John. I can hear you."

Martha tearfully asked, "Oh John, what is it like
where you are?"

"It's beautiful. There are azure skies, a soft
breeze, sunshine most of the time."

"What do you do all day?" asked Martha.

"Well, Martha, we get up before sunrise, eat some good
breakfast, and there's nothing but making love until
noon. After lunch, we nap until two and then make love again
until about five. After dinner, we go at it again until we
fall asleep about 11 p.m."

Martha was somewhat taken aback. "Is that what Heaven
really is like?"

"Heaven? I' m not in Heaven, Martha."

"Well, then, where are you?"

"I'm a rabbit in Arizona."