Episode One
Regular Text = Talking out loud
Bold Text= Confessional(nobody else can hear them)
*The air plane arrives with 20 KSCWE Members as they all get off the plane*
Stevie: I'm Stevie and I play Eric Bischoff and Stevie Hill in KSCWE. I dont know what I'm getting myself in to but I want some money
Matt: Matt and I fucking play Jerome Fucking Morris and David Fucking Flair in KSCWE. Im gonna fucking win this fucking game and if anybody fucking gets in my way I will fucking kick their fucking ass
Zoe: Tara!
Tara: Zoe!
Zoe: I'm Zoe and I play Trish Stratus and Zoe Mason. Tara is my best friend in the entire world! Yay!
Tara: I'm Tara and I play Tara Rayge who just so happens to be the womens champ
I love Zoe!!
*Tara is seen jumping on Zoe as the other castmembers stare at them*
Scott: I'm Scott and I own KSCWE. I am the boss and dont cross me. I also play the greatest wrestler in KSCWE history. I dont care about anybody in this game I just want to make it to the end and win
Jason: Jason here and I play Kurt Angle & Christian in KSCWE. I dont like the majority of the people that are here but I guess it's okay since Zoe's here
Ryan: I'm Ryan and I play Maven and Ryan Cage in KSCWE and like 3 other people since you all wanted to know. I love talking about myself and I hate a lot of people here but it's okay because Im gonna win some money
*They all enter the Inferno pit*
Dave: The Inferno pit is like all firey....oh yeah Im Dave and Im Rose Thorn, Jamie Gunz, you know all the people that matter heheheh
Jackie: Im Jackieeeeeee and I play Jackie Gayda and Lindsay Stratus. I'm so confident that I can win but this pit is like...scary
Krystal: I love the fire. Im a witch and I wish I could spend the whole trip here. Im Stacy Mason, Flame, and a whole lot of other girls. I love being a witch *casts spell on the camera*
*Celine Dion steps out from behind the curtain*
Jason: YOURE THE HOST??!!
Celine: The host of what? I'm just taking a short cut to my concert
*Jason frowns as Celine walks away*
*Everyone is watching Celine walk away when Michael Jordan walks out*
Michael: Hello?
*everybody turns*
Zoe: Gasp
Michael: Hello everybody and welcome to the first ever KSCWE Challenge: The Inferno
*cheers from everybody*
Michael: This season there will be 16 missions as well as a final mission. There will be 9 Infernos that will all take place here. They will alternate between mens and womens. The ninth Inferno will be co-ed. After each odd numbered mission your team will vote somebody from the other team, alternating from men and women into the Inferno. There will be a lifesaver every even numbered mission which can be used to save somebody from the Inferno. Now lets get you on to teams. We have decided to put you on the nice and the mean team. Here is the mens cast for the Nice team. Stevie, Scott, Dave, Tim, and Jared
Jared: I think I should be on the mean team, I am bad to the bone but maybe this will give Stevie a chance to recognize me
Stevie: I was placed on a team of idiots
Tim: I dont think I will like being on this team very much
And here is the women for the Nice team. Kelli, Jackie, Scarlett, Zoe, and Tara
Zoe: Tara we're on the nice team??!
Tara: I know whats with this
Scarlett: I think I will make a perfect addition to the nice team with my friends Jackie and Dave. The Nice team will be able to work together to win missions
Kelli: I dont know what the producers were smoking when they put me, Zoe, and Tara....on THE NICE TEAM?! *pulls out scissors*
Michael: And as for the mean team here are the guys. Jason, Brandon, Ryan, Mikey, and Matt
Brandon: I dont think there is any possible way I could be on the good team seeing as what I done in the past but then again I dont see what im even doing here *flips off camera*
Jason: I think the mean team has an advantage over the nice team. We dont have Tim, Jared, or Dave. We just have that moron Mikey
Mikey: I hate everybody in this game. I am far superior to all of them
Michael: And as for the ladies on the mean team. Krystal, Jai, Zie, Dawn, and Steph
Steph: The guys are all hott, I can just imagine the sex thats to come!
Jai: I like skittles
Zie: Thank god Krystal is on my team or I would probably quit
Michael: Now those are your teams. Get ready for your first mission its down by the water and its in 2 hours. First go to your house and get your stuff away
*they arrive at the house*
Kelli: I can not believe I have to room with the girls on my team
Jackie: I think all of us girls can get along where the bad ass girls cant
*Kelli labels the only single bed with her name*
Zoe: Tarabear lets bunk together!!!
Tara: OKAY!!
Scarlett: Okay I guess I'll take the last remaining one then
Scarlett: I know Tara and Zoe have an alliance and this could be a bad thing
Krystal: I want my bed over here!
*Krystal pulls a bed to the opposite side of the room of the others
Jai: Fine we dont want you casting spells on us anyways!
Krystal: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Jai: Calm down there I was only kidding
*Krystal casts a spell on Jai*
Dawn: This is a joke right? Please tell me it is
*mens room on the nice team*
Scott: Rooming with Dave and Tim is scary...im afraid they might try to hit on me
Tim: So Scott?
*Scott runs out of the room*
Dave: Like this room is so ugly...red walls, oh god. They had walls like this in my nursing school
*Stevie just walks away*
*mens room on the mean team*
Brandon: Here's the deal stay away from my shit and we'll be cool
Matt: Shut the fuck up I'll go near your fucking stuff if I fucking want to
Brandon: You wanna start little man?
Mikey: I AM ABOVE ALL OF YOU!
Jason: Morons, Im surrounded by morons!