Episode Three
Regular Text = Talking out loud
Bold Text= Confessional(nobody else can hear them)
*the mean team girls all wakes up with pieces of hair missing*
Zie: I know Kelli has been here...that girl has mental issues..she cut my freaking hair
Jai: Who cuts peoples hair?
Dawn: THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steph: Do you think men will still find me attractive?
Jai: Well they never did
Steph: You're so dumb
*switches scene to kelli washing her hair*
Kelli: Last night Kelli had some fun playing barber
Jackie: Oh my god did you see their girls this morning?
Scarlett: They're all missing chunks of hair!!
*Kelli walks by with a pair of scissors humming a song*
Jackie: You dont think?
*Dave gets a text message*
Dave: Like OMG i got a text message! It says to meet Michael outside on top of the hill in 2 hours! I was a nurse ya know
Brandon: Nobody cares
Dave: You know Brandon you're really fat, you should probably go on a diet
Brandon: Fuck off you wouldnt last a minute down south
Dave: You Americans
Brandon: I want to shoot that bitch
*teams arrive at the hill*
Michael: Welcome to your third mission "survival of the fittest"
Scott: Well its not award winning but at least its not called "spelling bee"
Michael: Notice these 3 men behind me. All of them are highly trained navy seals. In your mission today it will be like boot camp and you just do what they say. You will be eliminated when they see you are not putting in enough effort or just not doing a good job. The last player or players remaining will win it for their team
Tara: When I hear boot camp I just wanna quit already
Jason: I dont think the nice team stands a chance in hell of winning this one
Michael: As soon as the whistle blows you will do as you are told
*whistle blows*
Navy Seal #1: Everybody run up and down this hill until I get bored
Zoe: Who says that??
*everybody is running as the guys are doing a lot better than the girls. Most of the girls are far behind*
Navy Seal #2: Ladies lets pick it up!!
*everybody reaches the top of the hill*
Navy Seal #1: Everybody I want you to do jumping jacks. Ready GO!
*Tara is struggling with them and finally falls*
Navy Seal #3: Excuse me do you want to go first
Tara: No I don't sir!
Navy Seal #3: Jumping Jacks!!
*Tara does 2 and falls again*
Navy Seal #3: Congratulations youre the first one done
Tara: I couldn't do it, I just couldn't...damn it
Stevie: It doesnt suprise me at all that Tara was done first. She can be the strongest or weakest player...now shes the weakest
Navy Seal #1: Stop. Now everybody get with the person next to you and lift these 65 pound logs. Carry them up and down the hill with your partner until I say so! It is now a partner mission and if one of you screws up, you both pay
Ryan: We have the advantage because we have 5 teams to their 4 since Tara is already out and they lost Tim in the Inferno
Partners:
Jackie/Zoe
Stevie/Jared
Dave/Scarlett
Scott/Kelli
Ryan/Mikey
Jason/Brandon
Zie/Dawn
Steph/Krystal
Matt/Jai
*the teams lift the logs down the hill without a problem*
Jackie: Going up the hill is hell because its 65 pounds!
Zoe: Neither me or Jackie can lift this thing up the hill
Navy Seal #3: Excuse me ladies I think you may be the next to go..get to lifting
*Jackie and Zoe go up but drop the log*
Navy Seal #3: You two are done
Zoe: This mission was so hard
*Jai cant lift the log up*
Matt: My fucking partner cant help me fucking lift the fucking log!
*Jai lets go*
Matt: Jai lets fucking go!
Jai: I cant!
Navy Seal #1: You two are done!
Matt: Being the first guy out fucking blows
Zie: I think Dawn and me have done all we can do
Dawn: THIS LOG SUCKS!!
Zie: I cant lift this anymore
Navy Seal #2: Theres no time to talk, you two are out!
Remaining Teams:
Stevie/Jared
Dave/Scarlett
Scott/Kelli
Ryan/Mikey
Jason/Brandon
Steph/Krystal
Krystal: Steph we have to haul ass!
Steph: Did you say ass? WHERE?!
Krystal: ROAR!
*Krystal drops the log in a rage and storms off*
Steph: Was it something I said?
Krystal: I can not get along with that sex kitten so i quit. Boo hoo cry me a river
Scarlett: I look over and all the girls from the mean team are gone and theres still me and Kelli for the nice team...but I cant do this much longer!
Navy Seal #1: Everybody drop their logs..now go down to the sand
Dave: Sand YES!!
Navy Seal #1: Leg Raisers Now!
Dave: What the hell is a leg raiser
*everybody raises their legs in the air
Dave: This is the most painful thing I have ever done!
*Daves legs drop*
Navy Seal #2: Get them up or youre done!
*Dave doesnt budge*
Navy Seal #2: You and your partner are done!
Jared: These things are fucking hard!
Stevie: Jared keep them up so we can stay alive
Jared: Its been at least 1 minute and a half...how long can you keep your legs up
*Jared drops*
Navy Seal #3: Just leave now...you're done
Stevie: My partner cost me this one
Navy Seal #1: Stop
Ryan: Thank god!
Navy Seal #1: Next up we're gonna do something extra fun. How about jumping jacks
Kelli: Im the last girl left and I've already proved myself...but I dont think I can do anything else
*they do jumping jacks for a minute*
Navy Seal #1: Stop. Now we're going to do wheelbarrows...Pick up your partners legs and walk back and forth from the ocean until I say so
Scott: I can carry Kelli just fine but when it comes to her carrying me...not so great
*Kelli keeps dropping Scott*
Navy Seal #3: If you drop him one more time you're done
Kelli: I'm so close to switching with him but we're going somewhat uphill and then..
*Kelli drops Scott*
Navy Seal #3: Thats it!
*Mean team celebrates*
Jason: We had 4 people out of 10 finish..they had 0 out of 9. This was definately our mission
Michael: Congratulations to the mean team for winning their first mission
*Mikey runs up and grabs the check*
Michael: It's Inferno nomination time...go back to your house and nominate a woman from the other team to go into the Inferno
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