Episode Four
Regular Text = Talking out loud
Bold Text= Confessional(nobody else can hear them)
*Stevie, Kelli, Jason, Zoe, Ryan, and Jackie are all in the hot tub*
*Stevie and kelli start making out*
*Jason and Zoe start making out*
Ryan: So....wanna do what theyre doing?
Jackie: Not really...
Ryan: Why?
Jackie: Because we're not going out!
*Ryan starts kissing Jackie*
Jackie: Kissing Ryan is like kissing my cat...Ryan's like my brother not my boyfriend
*Jackie pushes Ryan away*
Jackie: What the hell are you doing?
Ryan: Kissing my girlfriend!
Jackie: I'm not your girlfriend!!
*Jackie storms out of the hot tub*
*Jackie sees Dave walking by and begins to make out with him as Dave isnt fighting. Jackie smiles at Ryan and walks away. Dave gets in the hot tub*
Dave: Hey there Ryan, watcha doin?
*Ryan realizes he is womanless and alone so he leaves the hot tub*
*Dave observes the two making out couples as they all look at him and leave*
*Steph sees Dave in the hot tub*
Steph: CANNONBALL!!!
*Steph does a cannonball into the hot tub splashing hot water into Dave's eyes*
*Dave fearfully leaves the hot tub*
Steph: Scotty!! Come on in the waters grrreat
*Steph takes off her top*
Steph: So refreshing
*upstairs in the nice teams mens room*
Scott: I think I need a restraining order from Steph
Jared: She's just.....having fun
Scott: Leave me alone
*Scott kicks Jared out of the room*
*Mikey gets a text message*
Mikey: I completely own this text message!!
Brandon: You gonna tell us what it says??
Mikey: It says meet me on top of the hill in an hour...wear tennis shoes...I am going to completely own at this mission!!
Brandon: Get a life
Mikey: Dude
*Brandon walks off*
*the teams arrive at the mission an hour later*
Michael: Welcome to your next mission called "sex on a rock"
Steph: YES! When do we start??!
Michael: No im kidding
*Steph is already removing her clothes*
Michael: ....Todays mission is called "Climb till you drop" Its very simple..notice the huge rock wall behind me. Just climb as far as you can go and when you cant climb anymore you can either give up or wait until the 2 minutes is up. Your score will be added to the team total and the team with the biggest team total wins
Mikey: I am going to own at this mission!!!!
Matt: I fucking love fucking rocks!
Steph: I love fucking things too!
Matt: No I fucking love fucking rocks
Steph: As do I
Matt: Im using fuck as a fucking adjective!
Steph: Right...........I like fucking things too
Kelli: Well everyone else "fucks" Im gonna win the mission and then the Inferno
Michael: First up is Zoe vs Steph
*Zoe gets 34 feet, Steph gets 28 feet*
Michael: Next up is Krystal vs Dave
Dave: I like hate heights. Oh and Im a nurse, and I live in England
*Krystal gets 46 feet*
*Dave is struggling*
Dave: This rock wall is like so bad for my hands...and I like just washed them! Whas up with this?
*Dave gets 23 feet*
Krystal: I destroyed Dave in this contest
Dave: Im sorry guys I didnt do so hot
Jackie: It's ok we still love you!
*Jackie hugs Dave*
Ryan: Dave is stealing my woman from me and its not cool with me
Michael: Next up is Stevie vs Matt
Matt: Fuck I have to fucking face Stevie
*Stevie gets 60 feet, Matt gets 45 feet*
Stevie: In the words of Mikey I "owned" at this mission
Michael: Ryan vs Jackie
Jason: Dont let her win Ryan
Ryan: I know, I know
Jason: But dont make an ass out of yourself either
*Ryan and Jackie's harnesses get tangled up halfway through*
Ryan: Looks like we may be stuck here awhile
Jackie: Oh god..leave me alone!
*the harnesses finally get untangled an hour later*
*Jackie gets 40 feet, Ryan gets 50 feet*
Ryan: Kiss?
*Jackie kisses Dave*
Dave: Whoa! totally like unexpected!
Ryan: That sick bastard
Michael: Scott vs Dawn..and Dawn your chance at a Lifesaver is now. The top score on your team right now is Ryan with 50
Dawn: I WILL WIN THE LIFESAVER!!!!!!!!!! BAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
*Scott gets 48 feet because he gets stuck for a minute, Dawn gets 45*
Dawn: I DONT NEED A LIFESAVER ANYWAYS I'LL JUST WIN THE INFERNO!!!!!!!! IM THE SWEETEST BITCH YOU'LL EVER MEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michael: Zie vs Tara
*Zie gets 33 feet, Tara gets 33 feet*
Michael: It's a tie!
Stevie: There's Tara with the worst score on our team again *sighs*
Michael: Jason vs Scarlett
*Jason gets 49 feet, Scarlett gets 42 feet*
Michael: Brandon vs Jared
*Brandon gets 64 feet, Jared gets 51 feet*
Jared: I did really good...didnt win the Lifesaver but I did better than a lot of the guys here
Michael: Now its time for Jai vs Kelli which is the final battle. Mikey since you guys have an extra player you were randomly chosen to sit this mission out...sorry
Mikey: I TOLD YOU I WOULD OWN AT THIS MISSION!!! Dude if I actually competed I would have owned you all
Michael: Kelli this is your chance to get the Lifesaver. The top score on your team is Stevie right now with 60
Stevie: I hate myself for doing so good because now Kelli has to beat my score
*Kelli gets 59 feet, then randomly stops*
Kelli: I dont want a lifesaver! I wanna go in the Inferno
*Jai gets 42 feet*
Michael: Okay thats it...now we'll add the team totals up and get back to you
Ryan: We have no idea who won..it was very close
*Steph humps the rock wall*
Michael: Okay here it goes. Nice team you guys had a total score of...390 feet
Jason: Thats a lot to beat...but I know we did it
Michael: As for the mean team, you guys had a total of.......402 feet!
*the mean team celebrates*
Mikey: Its all thanks to me!
Michael: Come collect your check for another 10,000$
*Mikey runs up and grabs the check*
Jason: Funny how the only guy that didnt compete collects the check...moron
Michael: As for the Lifesaver winners, from the nice team it was Stevie with 60 feet and from the mean team it was Brandon with 64 feet
Kelli: I could have won the Lifesaver but I didnt want it
Michael: See you guys at the Inferno
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