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Episode Six

Regular Text = Talking out loud
Bold Text= Confessional(nobody else can hear them)

*opens up with Brandon in the shower*

*Steph steps in*

Brandon: Whoa what the fuck are you doin? You lost little girl?

Steph: No...its just that I heard everybody calls you Mr. Ass

Brandon: Uh, thats in charac....

Steph: Mind if I get me a piece of that ass?

*Brandon grabs a towel*

Brandon: Look lady I just got clean for a reason

Steph: Thats okay...we can leave the water running

*Steph dives at Brandon as he quickly leaves the shower?

Brandon: I have to go now

Steph: Maybe we can do this again sometime? I have a doctors appointment

Brandon: Good luck...you'll need it

*Steph walks to her doctors appointment*

*After they have the appointment

Doctor Gonads: Stephanie im afraid we have some bad news

Steph: Whats that

Doctor Gonads: It seems as though you have acquired a few diseases

Steph: Huh?

Doctor Gonads: Well it seems that since your last visit you have acquired 417 sexually transmitted diseases...400 of which are unknown

Steph: Is that all?

*Steph gets ready to leave*

Doctor Gonads: Stephanie I mean it..you're going to have to stay away from all sexual activities for well the rest of your life. 417 STDs is unheard of..your life is at risk. No more sex!

*Steph gets a sour look on her face*

Steph: YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE AND I'LL LIVE MINE!

*Steph storms out of the office and begins to make out with one of the student volunteers at the hopsital. She pushes him up against a wall and the two shed there clothing. Doctor Gonads walks out of his office*

Doctor Gonads: Stephanie NO SEX!!

Steph: You're just jealous because you never get any action!!

Doctor Gonads: You get too much action!!

*Doctor Gonads begins to wrestle with an already nude Stephanie and eventually ends up losing his clothing*

Steph: Told you you'd like it!

Doctor Gonads: I am the man!!

*Jared walks out of the bathroom*

Jared: Actually dude...I am

*everybody stares at Jared as he walks away...then Steph and Doctor Gonads continue with their "business"*

*Back at the house Steph shows up*

Zie: Hey how'd it go?

Steph: It turns out I have a few.......STDs

Zie: That sucks! How many?

Steph: about 417

*Zie pukes*

Steph: Dont worry...theyre very mild cases

*Matt gets a text message*

Matt: What the fuck is up with this...I'm vibrating?

*Stevie looks at Matt then walks away*

Matt: Oh fuck! Its a fucking text message!

*Matt reads it aloud to himself*

Matt: Fucking meet me at the fucking hill in a fucking hour. By the way Matt I sent it like that to you so you could understand it. -Michael

Matt: What a fucking queer

*the teams meet at the hill*

Michael: Welcome to your sixth mission "Bugaboo Creek". I hope you guys are hungry

Jared: Actually I just had a 3rd helping of Scarlett and Tara's milk and pie so I'm all set

Stevie: Shut up!

Michael: Well in today's mission you have to eat 3 helpings of.......*takes the lid off of the cover of his box*

Zoe: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Michael: Finished yet?

Zoe: Almost. Ahhhhhhhhh!!!! Okay done

Michael: As I was saying. You have to each eat 3

Zoe: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Michael: Dr..

Zoe:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Michael: Dragon...

Zoe: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Michael: DRAGONFLI..

Zoe: AH *Tara muzzles Zoe*

Michael: Dragonflies. Basically you will each have a team bucket and have to eat 3. The first team to have all 9 players eat 3 dragonflies wins. The first person on each team to finish needs a lifesaver

Brandon: It should be easy for me to win the lifesaver and not go into the Inferno tonight

Stevie: I think all the girls are gonna have a problem with this mission...excpet for Krystal

*shows Krystal sadistically smiling at the dragonflies*

Michael: Ready. 3...2...1. GO!

*the teams start eating*

Scott: The girls and Dave arent even grabbing dragon flies

Dave: This is so gross EWWW!! ...Im English

Scott: You're gonna have to eat them!

Dave: But they're like gross

*Krystal grabs a dragon fly and eats it whole*

Krystal: Come on guys they're soooo good!

*the team gives Krystal sickened looks*

*Krystal grabs 2 and shoves them both in her mouth*

Krystal: Nothin to it!

*Krystal finishes and wins the lifesaver*

Brandon: So much for the lifesaver for me

*Zoe grabs her first dragonfly but lets go and it flies away*

Stevie: Zoe we dont have that many to lose

*Scarlett eats one of the dragonflies wings then gets a sickened look on her face*

Scarlett: Oh. my. god.

*Jai finishes 1*

*Scott finishes and wins the lifesaver for the nice team*

Scott: It's really not that difficult if you think about it

*Jared finishes*

Jared: Whose the man?!

Scarlett: NOT YOU!

*Brandon finishes*

*Mikey finishes*

Mikey: Dude...I ow...

Brandon: Save it kid

Mikey: I totally owned at that mission

*Stevie finishes*

*Kelli finishes*

*Jackie finishes*

*Jackie pukes*

*Ryan finishes*

Ryan: Hey baby nice try

Jackie: Go DAVE!

*Dave finishes*

*Jackie hugs Dave*

Ryan: Thats my woman he's touching

*Jai finishes*

*Zie finishes*

*Matt finishes*

Matt: Fuck that fucking sucked

*Scarlett finishes*

Scarlett: How I did that...I dont even know

Dave: It's down to Steph vs Zoe and Tara. I'm really hoping we dont lose our fourth mission in a row. I'm English and I was a nurse, ya know?

Steph: This is disgusting!

Krystal: Then it should be the perfect mission for you

*Steph finishes then pukes on Krystals shoes*

Michael: Congratulations to the mean team for winning another mission...now for the lifesavers. Krystal you won it for the mean team...and finished before everyone else

Krystal: Even though I have puke on my shoes this is still an honor!

Michael: As for the nice team it was.......Scott

Jared: Scott and Stevie win the damn lifesaver every time

Michael: I'll see you guys at the Inferno

*the teams meet at the Inferno*

Michael: Hello everybody and welcome to the 3rd inferno. Lets introduce the players. From the nice team we have Jared!

*Dave cheers*

Jared: Cheer for the man!

*no cheers*

Michael: And for the mean team we have Big B...Brandon!

*the mean team all cheers except for Mikey and Matt*

Michael: Now for the lifesavers. For the mean team, Krystal won the lifesaver and she cant step in for you Brandon. As for the nice team, it was Scott once again. Scott would you like to sacrifice yourself into the Inferno to save Jared?

Scott: Obviously Im not gonna risk myself for some horny 12 year old

Scott: No im gonna sit this one out

Michael: Okay then it looks like its you two. Todays inferno is called "Skiing with Balls"

Brandon: After I hear the name I already wanna quit

Michael: Its not what it sounds like. You will be playing ski ball

Brandon: Thank god

Michael: You will each have 9 rolls. You can get 0, 10, 20, 30, 40, or 50 points. Brandon since your team won the mission you can decide if you want to go first or second

Brandon: Second

Attempts 1-8

Jared	Brannom
20	40
0	20
20	20
30	0
50	20
0	0
20	50
20	30

Michael: Well it looks like after 9 tries that the score is Jared: 160 and Brandon has 180. You each have one try left. Jared you need 20 to tie Brandon but keep in mind he still has a shot after you

Jared: He's not beating me by that much but we still have one roll left...and im the man

*Jared rolls as everything is shown in slow motion*

Tara: No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-waaaaa

*everybody stares at Tara*

*Jared rolls a 30*

Jared: Whose the man?! WHOSE THE KING?!!

Stevie: You didnt even win yet!

Michael: Brandon you need a 10 to tie Jared, and a 20 or more to beat him

Brandon: My attitude is go big or go home so im gonna go big

*Brandon begins to roll as everything is shown in slow motion*

Jai: No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-waaaaa

Tara: You bitch!

Tara: What a copycat!

*Brandons ball circles the 50 as it shows glimpses of all the castmembers gasping. Finally the ball drops into the 50*

*the mean team cheers*

Michael: Congratulations Brandon on winning the 3rd inferno. You may now return to your team!

*Brandon goes back up to his team as they all shake his hand on a job well done*

Michael: Okay mean team you guys can leave

*Jared frowns*

Michael: Sorry you guys lost another guy. Jared you put up a great effort but it wasnt good enough

Stevie: I cant believe we lost another guy already

Jared: I just wanted to say even though I'm going home I had fun. Sleeping with Tara and Scarlett was amazing!

Scarlett: WE NEVER SLEPT WITH YOU!

Jared: When I get home I'm telling all my friends I had a threesome!!

*Tara and Scarlett roll their eyes*

Dave: Bye Jared! We'll miss you

*Zoe, Dave, Jackie, and Kelli say bye to Jared*

Jared: I got my ass kicked but thats okay. At least i got laid.

*Jared walks out*

*back at the house*

*Dave walks into the living room as Krystal is sitting at a desk with her hair down and she is wearing glasses. She is also wearing a dress. She smiles at Dave*

Dave: Um..who are you?

Krystal: It's me silly. I was wondering if you'd like to check out a few of the books I brought with me here? I have some classics

Dave: Uh, Krystal?

Krystal: Just because I'm a witch doesnt mean I have a soft side. I'm also a librarian dont ya know?

Dave: Oh...well I'm not in the mood for reading

Krystal: You sure? I've got a great fairytail about duckies and bunnies that go on a fantastic journey full of majic and wonder!

Dave: Anything on the English? or maybe Nurses?

Krystal: DID I SAY I HAD ANYTHING ABOUT NURSES? NO! I SAID DUCKIES AND BUNNIES YOU DISTURBED ASSHOLE! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!

*Dave runs away*

*Krystal lights the living room on fire. She then picks up her book and walks away very sophisticated as the living room burns down*

*episode ends*

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