Regular Text = Talking out loud
Bold Text= Confessional(nobody else can hear them)

 

*main room*

 

Jason: We're on a roll

 

Ryan: I know...who would have thought us two would have been able to get our team 4 wins in a row

 

 

*Matt bursts into the confessional*

 

 

 

 

*Zie comes into the confessional*

 

 

 

 

*Jai enters the confessional*

 

 

 

 

 

*Krystal hears the ruckus*

 

Krystal: Shut the fuck up guys! Im trying to read a fucking book!

 

Brandon: What fucking book are you fucking reading Krystal?

 

Krystal: The fucking fox and the fucking hound!

 

Brandon: Oh I've read that fucking book 23 fucking times

 

Krystal: Yeah It's a great fucking book

 

Jason: Why the fuck is everybody being so fucking loud? I cant fucking hear myself think

 

Ryan: I know, what the fuck is everybodys problem. They're so fucking loud

 

Matt: Everybody stop fucking using my fucking word. I'll fuck you all up!

 

Zie: Shut the fuck up. Who asked you?

 

Jai: Maybe I fucking asked him!

 

Zie: Nobody fucking asked you though

 

Jason: Everybody calm the fuck down

 

Steph: Does anybody want to fuck?

 

*everybody stops*

 

 

*Zie gets a text message*

 

Zie: Michael says for everybody to meet him in the main room right now...he says its important

 

Jai: I wonder what he could want

 

*the teams meet in the main room*

 

Michael: Hi guys. Listen I called you in here not for the mission but for something else. You guys do know that this show is on cable television...its shown on channel 69 every hour until 10 pm when the more adult shows come on

 

Jason: And?

 

Michael: Well I've gotten several complaints that you guys use the "f" word too much. Just now it was used 43 times...children do watch this show you know

 

*blank stares*

 

Michael: LISTEN YOU FUCKING RETARDS DONT FUCKING SAY FUCK ON THIS FUCKING SHOW?! DO I MAKE MYSELF FUCKING CLEAR?!

 

Matt: Crystal

 

Krystal: Yes?

 

Matt: No I was just saying it was crystal clear

 

Krystal: What did you want?

 

Matt: Nothing, I was just saying that everything was crystal clear

 

Krystal: So...what is it you wanted to ask me?

 

Matt: I cant fucking stand this!

 

*Matt walks out of the room*

 

Michael: Ahhh, fuck it. You guys can say fuck

 

 

*Kelli gets a text message*

 

Kelli: Eek! A text message!

 

Stevie: Why would he send it to you? Is he trying to flirt with you?

 

Kelli: No he likes to alternate

 

Stevie: I'll mess him up

 

*Kelli cuts off a piece of Stevie's hair*

 

Kelli: ENOUGH! Now as I was saying the text message says "meet me by the lake in approximately 23 minutes and 56 seconds or you will automatically fail the mission and the show will end

 

*Stevie pushes Kelli in the pool*

 

*Zoe pushes Stevie in the pool*

 

*Scott pushes Stevie in the pool*

 

*and so on*

 

*the teams meet at the lake in 23 minutes and 57 seconds*

 

Michael: You're late!

 

Jai: Um we're just on time?

 

Michael: I believe I said 56 seconds, and you showed up at 57 seconds. You guys have disappointed me for the last time!!! This challenge has ended due to "lack of showing up at the approximate second I tell you to". You are all losers and you are all scum. Say it with me. You're scum, you're scum

 

Tara: You're scum!, you're scum!

 

*everybody stares at Tara*

 

Michael: No I'm just kidding. Todays mission is called "Escape"....we couldnt think of anything else to call it. Anyways both teams will be put into this vehicles that have 8 seats. You will have a driver and everybody else will have to fit into the car however they want. You will have to drive the car into the lake. The teams will go seperately and the team that has each member escape the fastest wins. Oh and by the way there will also be a flag for each member of the team hidden in the vehicle somewhere and you must find that but you may not look for your flag until the car hits the water. Also you must come escape the car with your flag..not somebody elses. The last thing is that there is only 2 doors in this car. The Nice team will go first since it has less people. You can have a team strategy

 

Kelli: I wanna be the driver

 

Stevie: You sure sweethart?

 

Kelli: Hell yeah...cuz I wanna be the first out

 

Tara: Well I dont think thats fair

 

Stevie: WHO ASKED YOU?

 

*nice teams car arrangement

 

Driver- Kelli

Passengers Seat- Tara

Middle Row- Jackie, Scarlett, Zoe

Back Row- Stevie, Scott, Dave

 

 

Michael: Ready...........GO!

 

*Kelli speeds down the pathway very fast and the car plunges into the water*

 

Kelli: Everybody just find a flag and give it to the person who it belongs to!

 

*Tara opens the glove compartment*

 

Tara: OH theres two! Dave and Scarlett!!

 

*Dave jumps over the middle seat crushing Jackie and Zoe*

 

Dave: Uh, erm...sorry. Heh

 

*Dave takes his flag*

 

Dave: Lemme out

 

*Dave crawls over Kelli to get out of the seat*

 

Stevie: Hey get off of her!

 

Dave: I'm stuck!

 

Kelli: Wait Dave dont open the...

 

*Dave opens the door and water spills in*

 

Dave: Oops

 

Scarlett: Where's my flag?

 

*Tara gives her the flag*

 

*Dave finally escapes out of the car and tries shutting the door but it wont close underwater*

 

 

*Dave begins to choke*

 

Zoe: Why isnt he swimming up?

 

*Dave continues to choke*

 

*Kelli rolls down the window*

 

Kelli: Swim up!!

 

*Dave gives Kelli the thumbs up and swims up and climbs on to shore. Then he lies down passed out on the ground*

 

Zie: Oh mah gawddddddd DAVE!

 

*Zie rushes over to Dave and gives him mouth to mouth*

 

*Dave coughs up water*

 

 

*Dave and Zie start making out*

 

Jackie: What the hell..why is he making out with her?

 

Stevie: Now isnt the time to worry about relationships!

 

*Jackie grabs her flag from under Zoe's ass and then crawls over Kelli and swims up*

 

Jackie: Unhand my man Zie!

 

*Zie breaks the kiss*

 

Dave: Erm...excuse me?

 

*Jackie begins to make out with Dave*

 

 

*Jai throws Jackie into the lake and begins to make out with Dave*

 

 

*back in the car*

 

*Kelli finds her flag under her seat and swims up and finishes*

 

*Scarlett finally has a chance to get out and swims up*

 

*Scott gives Zoe her flag and she swims up*

 

Scott: Stevie my flag is under you

 

Stevie: I'm looking for mine!

 

Scott: I dont wanna get mine though...

 

*Tara jumps into the back seat and rips the flag off of Stevie's ass*

 

Tara: Happy?

 

*Scott swims up and finishes*

 

Stevie: Where the hell are our flags?

 

Tara: Look under the seat?

 

*Stevie finds Tara's flag under the seat*

 

Stevie: GO! FINISH!

 

*Tara swims up and finishes*

 

*Stevie finds his flag taped to the back of a self portrait of himself that is randomly next to him*

 

 

*Stevie swims up and finishes*

 

Michael: Okay thats time right there. I'll tell both of you guys the times after the mean team goes

 

 

Michael: Mean team you may have a strategy

 

Zie: Whose driving?

 

Brandon: I'll drive

 

Mikey: Dude...I own at driving

 

Jason: Kid you're like 12..you cant drive

 

Mikey: So, I still own at it

 

Krystal: Let Brandon drive!!

 

Mikey: Whatever..I still own you all