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LIVE! From Madison Square Gardens!
June 24th, 2007 - 8 PM EST

Main Event
Dante vs. Nikki Black
BUD World Heavyweight Championship
Backstory: With the disappearence of the former Champion, these two fomer lovers square off against each other for the biggest prize in this company. With Nikki just going to the Caine Clan a few weeks ago and turning her back on Dante, this match will have sparks flying!

Match 6
Mandy Manson (C) vs. Dannica
Bytch Championship
Backstory: Mandy was the first to defeat Dannica, will she be able to pull off a win again and retain her championship or will Dannica emerge from her recent funk better than ever? This could turn into the match of the night with the talent that these two women have and

Match 5
Zarek Lyle vs. Leaky Format vs. Anyone
BUDVision Championship
Stips: NYC Street Fight Open Challenge
Backstory: The BUDVision Title is vacant and that sucks. So we're putting the two contnders in the ring and anyone that has the 'nads to bring it on down to MSG in NYC. This one will take place right outside of MSG on the concrete and it's anything goes!!

Match 4
Evan Pierce (C) vs. John Wilson vs. Andrew Frost
Franchise Championship
Stips: Ladder Match
Backstory: Evan is determined to make his mark in BUD since winning the Franchise Title from KIm Pain in April and now he's defending the Franchise Title against two ther men

Match 3
Dark Child vs. Summer Stratus
Stips: Steel Cage Match
Backstory: Two great wrestlers in some great inter-gender action. Dark Child has made his intentions well known for the BUD World Championship since .. uhhh .. UN-retiring and Summer is looking to keep climbing the ladder in BUD and beating a BUD Legend will certainly raise her stock. The steel cage has a rich history at MSG, let's see if this match lives up

Match 2
Kandy Kane vs. Jessica Jones vs Joey Metcalf
Stips: Newb 3 Way
Backstory: Hey look! Newbs! Siunce they all want a match, let's throw them in all together and let's see who really has the desire to take this opportunity to shine on PPV

Match 1
Anyone vs. Zarek Lyle
THC Championship "Sopranos Style"
Backstory: Ok here's how this crazynessis going to go. All participents are to get paintball guns at the beginning of the night and "Wack" each other as the night progresses. Since the Sopranos is based just over the river in Jersey and they just had their series finale, we thought the NYC fans would like this

Rage & Retribution 5

Rage and Retribution 5 comes on the air from Madison Square Gardens with a video package highlighting Vendetta 3 and the Leather Strap match between Dannica and Mandy Manson and Mandy ending the undefeated streak of Dannica and taking the Bytch Title from her. We then cut to the Dannica facing Summer Stratus for the #1 contenders spot and Dannica winning and securing this Title shot tonight.

This goes into a video package of Zarek Lyle and his quest to regain the BUDVision Championship and his “deal with the devil�?with Dante. We see the few altercations between Emerald and the Caine’s and Dante and Zarek from Hangover and then the surprise walkout of Emerald and the NYC street fight being announced with Leaky Format and open call for participants to go at it on the road outside of the arena!

The next set of clips shown are of Franchise Champion Evan Pierce and his rise to the Title. This goes into clips of the impressive new comer Andrew Frost and former Tag Team Champion John Wilson and this match happening tonight

We go from there into the Main Event and back at Vendetta 3 when Dante and Cross laid out Nova after he won the Title with the help of Referee Jerry Lawrence and a handful of chalk dust. But it focuses on Dante and Cross leaving the ring in celebration but Dante leaving Nikki outside the ring and not even acknowledging her presence even though they have been an item in BUD for over 4 years in BUD. This cots over to the heinous attack the Caine family perpetrated on Dante and Cross and Nikki running down to the ring and then doing absolutely nothing and leaving Dante to be brutalized by Nova. We fade from there into it being shown that Nikki was with Nova and Emerald and against Dante. Dante then in turn challenges Nikki for her #1 contenders spot since they’re not a couple anymore. That match between them got broken up by Amethyst Jane who was pissed off about Nikki possibly costing her the BUD World Heavyweight Championship. Then Nova vacated the Title again and Amethyst disappeared with Y2Jesus so we got Dante versus Nikki for the Title. This closes up with the press conference at MSG when it looked like Dante and Nikki were about to fight .. only to kiss! They flipped off the camera and left and that’s the last we have seen of them

Pyros explode everywhere and Madison Square Gardens is lit up. The fans in attendance are freaking out and the atmosphere is amazing! The cameras pan the crowd as the spotlights circles around everywhere and the camera flashes are everywhere. MSG is jumping and we go to the announce table with none other then Lance Menson and Mark Hellion.

MH: “Welcome to the greatest wrestling arena in the world and welcome to BUD’s Rage & Retribution Five! Tonight, every singles Title in the company is on the line and the card is jam packed!�?/FONT>

LM: “Tonight we get Mandy vs Dannica 2 for the Bytch Title, always a great match and a crowd pleaser! Evan Pierce defends the Franchise Title and we will crown a NEW BUDVision Champion!�?/FONT>

MH: “And the Main Event is lovers quarrel turned lovers dupe I suppose. Earlier on at the MSG Press Conference we saw that .. I don’t know but it was the two wrestlers that are facing off for the BUD World Heavyweight Title .. making out?! Are they back on the same page or was this a plot from the beginning? Who knows how deep that goes but we’ll try and find out tonight.�?/FONT>

LM: “I would be remiss if I didn’t mention the SURPRISE appearance of nothing other then the multiple time former World Champion .. King .. King ..�?/FONT>

MH: “It’s ok Lance, it’s BUD, we can say King Asshole. In fact, I’m pretty sire Syck owns the right to that name. T-shirt sales, the sweetest plum. Syck was in NYC at MSG and we never thought we’d see him again Lance.”�?/FONT>

LM: “And then just this week, Syck appears to bring back ANOTHER multiple time World Champion in the Birdman himself, SPARROW!�?/FONT>

MH: “And they want the Tag Titles Lance, who are they going to fight?�?/FONT>

Lance shrugs. “As of right now, I believe that the Tag Titles are suspended until a decent tag division emerges because BUD management is finding them more a headache then anything else lately.�?/FONT>

MH: “Just give the Titles to Syck and Sparrow, that’s your tag division!�?/FONT>

LM: “Let’s go backstage and the start of the THC Sopranos match!�?/FONT>

The cameras switch to backstage where Snake Eyes, Miss VixXxen and Zarek Lyle are standing around a ref holding 3 pistol replica paint ball guns.

Ref: “The rules are simple ..�?He hands them each a paintball gun. �?. during the course of the show tonight, you have to shoot the other people and the last person not shot is the Champion, any questions?�?/FONT>

Zarek and Miss VixXxen both point their guns in Snake Eye’s face

Zarek: “I got it.�?/FONT>

Snake Eyes looks at the ref “What? No way!�?/FONT>

The Ref pushes their paintball gun off from Snake Eyes “Everyone gets 5 minutes to scatter and then it begins. And that 5 minutes begins .. NOW!�?/FONT>

The 3 people take off and suddenly Hank walks into the scene

Hank: “Hey Baldy, give me a fuckn�?paintball gun and I might not hit you.�?/FONT>

The Ref hands him a paintball pistol replica and Hank hands him a real pistol

Hank: “Just hold on to that for me Pops.�?/FONT>

Ref: “Are you in the THC Title match?�?/FONT>

Hank: “Naw, I just wanna shoot a guy with a stupid name.�?/FONT>

Hank takes off with a paintball gun and the Ref shrugs

Match 2
Kandy Kane vs. Jessica Jones vs Joey Metcalf
Stips: Newb 3 Way

Match 3
Dark Child vs. Summer Stratus
Stips: Steel Cage Match

The lights dim in the arena as blue and white strobe lights begind flashing in rapid succession. "Metalingus" hits the PA as Andrew Frost makes his way casually out onto the stage, giving of his usual 'Don't-Give-A-Fuck' attitude with the laid-back demeanor he normally carries with him. Frost walks down to the ring, his eyes narrowed as he nears the bottom of the ramp, thoughts about the upcoming match running through his mind. Slowly the laid-back attitude melts away and the crowd can see it in the way he walks and the way he stands as Frost jumps up onto the apron and steps through the ropes. He gets up on the first turnbuckle and raises his arms in the air, his hands balled into fists. The fan reaction is as it has always been, a thin line bewteen love and hate. Frost jumps off the turnbuckle as the music dies away.

The lights dim and the opening chords of "Never Gonna Stop" by Rob Zombie play throughout the arena. Two huge pyro explosions go off on either side at the top of the stage and when the shower of sparks settle John is there at the top of the stage. He is pumped for his next match, gesturing wildly for the crowd to get up and into it as well. The lights return to full as he makes his way down the ramp, slapping the out-stretched hands of his many fans as well. He runs toward the ring and slides under the bottom rope, then jumps up and jogs a little in place, waiting for his opponant.

The show returns from a long-awaited break as the arena goes dead silent. A couple of lights flicker as all of a sudden "Everyday Combat" comes on throughout the arena and the lights go out. When the lights come back on Evan Pierce isn't in the audience, making his usual appearance somewhere in the crowd. No, he walks out onto the ramp with the Franchise Championship over his shoudler, some sunglasses on, a magazine in hand, but he's in wrestling attire. He snaps his fingers, pointing to one side of the ramp, and a worker from the back suddenly appears. He carries a type of lawn chair, and sets it up on the ramp. Evan sits down in the lawn chair on the ramp, waves to his confused opponents in the ring and then reads his magazine. The referee walks up the ramp and takes the Franchise Championship from Pierce, and he just smiles, continuing to read some magazine.

DING DING DING

Despite the confusion of what is going on with Pierce the match goes underway, with the two beginning to circle around the ring. Wilson and Frost have faced off numerous amounts of times, but tonight it's for a championship, and unless Pierce gets up off his ass, it's going to be just them tonight. Two ladders are on either side of the ring, and the two begin to lock up, Frost quickly getting the better of Wilson. He whips Wilson into the ropes, Wilson bounds back and Frost takes him down with a flying knee. Helping him to his feet, he taunts quickly before giving a giant chop to Wilson's chest. A loud echo of the smack can be heard throughout the arena as John screams in pain. Frost sets Wilson up in the corner and gives him another loud smack to the center of the chest, followed by another scream in pain. Frost is smiling, loving the way the match is turning out at the moment, and goes for another chop. This time Wilson knows what is coming and moves out of the way of the chop. Instead, Frost's hand collids with the turnbuckle and Wilson moves out of the way. With some quick thinking, Wilson htis Frost in the back with a spear.

Frost collides into the turnbuckle once again with a loud scream of his own and falls to his knees. Wilson brings Frost to his knees, pushes Frost out, brings him back in and knocks him to the mat with a hard closeline to the canvas. Pierce is still looking at the magaize up on the ramp with no concern whatsoever for the mat. He seems to be enjoying the relaxation for the time being, before he enters the street fight next match. Wilson bounds off the ropes towards Frost, jumps in the air and comes down on Frost's forehead with a knee. Frost clutches his forehead in pain and rolls around from the impact. He enters up on his side, where Wilson runs and delivers a baseball slide right to Wilson's face, knocking him to the outside.

Frost hits the outside with a smack and then arches his back. Wilson on the other hand is doing fine inside the ring and is now happy with the way the match has taken a turn in his favor. On the outside, Frost is slowly getting to his feet, and with some precise calculation, Wilson jumps over the ropes onto the outside. Too bad Frost knew what was coming though, and swiftly moves out of the way before Wilson can collide with him. Wilson hits the ground hard, and Frost begins looking for a weapon in order to take advtange of the situation at hand. He grabs under the ring for a little bit before finding a chair and brings it out. By now Wilson is almost to his feet and isn't going to like what he finds if he turns around to face Frost. Sure enough, he turns around and his hit with a massive shot from the chair by Frost, flooring him. On the outside, the returning Mark Riggs has made his way through the crowd and is now at the commentators booth.

MH: "Oh my god, Mark Riggs, what in the hell are you doing out here? Aren't you supposed to be on LOA?"

Riggs: "Yeah, yeah, we'll talk about that another time. Don't you have a match that you're supposed to be calling right now?"

LM: "Yeah, and it looks like Wilson is feeling the effects of that chair shot."

He definitely is as he slowly rolls around, attempting to regain energy. Frost has walken to the other side of the ring and grabbed a ladder while he was over there. Folding it up, he slides it into the ring with ease and then slides into the ring after it. Wilson still seems to be feeling the effects from that chair shot, and doesn't look to be getting to his feet from where Frost is standing. Frost begins climbing the ladder, while Wilson is up, and begins climbing a nearby turnbuckle. As Frost is almost to the top of the ladder, Wilson leaps off and hits a dropkick to the side of the ladder, causing it to fall over and for Frost to fly off. Frost and Wilson both hit the canvas and are beginning to wear down right about now.

Both are getting to their feet using the ropes and Wilson settles into the turnbuckle, whereas Frost is in the middle of the ropes, pulling himself to his feet. Once Wilson sees an appropriate time, he rushes towards Frost, who does the same towards Wilson. Of course, John gets the win over Frost in this one, having more momentum, and tackles him down to the crowd with a Lou Thesz press. He begins delivering numberous punches, and Frost begins delivering them back. The two seperate and then lock up for a second time in their match.

The two are going into some sort of test of strength, but it's apparent that they won't be able to hold on for too long considering where the match is at this point. Frost is the one that gives in first, but before he does he kicks Wilson to the midsection. Wilson doubles over in pain and Frost attempts to closeline him over the ropes to the outside. Wilson ends up holding on and won't go over. Frost tries to push him over and it doesn't appear to be working. Feeling himself slipping, Wilson grabs a hold of Frost and falls over, taking Frost with him to the outside. They both hit the pavement and are both beginning to lose their energy right about now. They both grab a hold of the other ladder on the outside in order to get to their feet.

On the outside, Evan is sitting there now talking on his cell phone to Tara Wilson, Teal Moore, Kimberly Pain, who knows. Out of nowhere a mysterious man jumps onto the ramp, near the ring, through the crowd and the fans begin cheering in confusion, but cheering from the excitement. He wears black jeans, and a black sweatshirt, so nobody is sure who is behind this. The mysterious man runs up towards Evan, who is oblivious as to someone running towards him with murder in their eye. The man spears Evan through the lawn chair and begins delivering punches. During the spear, his hood from his sweatshirt came off, revealing him as the man Evan Pierce buried almost two monthes ago, Abram McCallister. The fans are cheering and trying to keep their eyes on the match at hand. Evan begins battling back but looks like he's seen a ghost. The battle to the backstage area where the camers focus back on the match.

LM: "Uh oh, looks like their's thunder in paradise for Pierce up there."

Riggs: "Psh. I hope Abram slaughters him..."

The two anouncers look at Mark and are surprised by his hostility, but turn their attention back towards the match at hand. During the fiasco up on the ramp, Frost had slid into the ring and slowly walked towards the other ladder in the ring. Meanwhile, Wilson had taken a hold of the other ladder on the outside, folded it up and slid it into the ring at a specific ladder. The ladder, being slid in by Wilson, crashed into Frost's heels and surprised by the sudden pain, Frost falls to his knees in pain. He lets out a grunt as he falls, but is definitely stopped within his tracks. Wilson slides into the ring, following the ladder he has just used to stop Frost from going for the other ladder. He looks at Frost, who is still on his knees and gets an idea. Wilson rushes towards Frost and hits him straight in the back of the head with a dropkick. Frost launches forward and hits face first into the canvas.

MH: "That was some smart thinking by Wilson there."

Riggs: "Amateur."

Riggs isn't causing any trouble at the commentators table, but both men have secrelty decided that Riggs' would definitely not be their ideal broadcast partner. Wilson gets to his feet and goes for one of the two ladders that now occupy the ring. As he does, Frost has slowly gotten to his knees, kicked his legs out from under him and drove Wilson to the mat with a legsweep. Both men now get to their feet and Frost charges Wilson into the turnbuckle. He gives him a couple punches, trying to wear him down. Frost takes a hold of Wilson's head, and locks it in place. He looks behind him, makes sure he's in the right place, lifts him up and snap suplexs Wilson right onto one of the folded ladder with a crack.

The audience lets go one of those "oooohs" as Wilson's back is probably deeply red if not bruised from that last shot. As Wilson lay on one of the ladders that are in the ring, Frost grabs the only other ladder that is set in the ring. He unfolds it and positions it the best he can under the championship. It takes a bit longer to lug the ladder into place than he thought, but he finally gets it done, and begins climbing the ladder. Although a little clumsy, and tired by this point, much to Frost's dismay, John Wilson has gotten to his feet and his viewed Frost climbing the ladder. In an attempt to stop Andrew, and gain the victory for himself, Wilson begins climbing the other side of the ladder up towards the Franchise Championship. Frost stands up on the ladder but at the sight of Wilson climbing up the other side, he takes a hold of the side of the ladder. The two men are now on top of the ladder, ready for one to fall. They throw punch after punch. Frost gets a great idea, and decides to go for it. He steps about halfway down the ladder and Wilson punches, misses and Frost grabs his head. Frost has him in some sort of headlock, and locks his legs into the ladder. With must effot he lifts Wilson from the other side of the ladder and slams him back onto the mat, on his own side of the ladder.

LM: "Holy crap, I don't think I've ever seen something like that before."

MH: "Frost just might have this thing won!"

Riggs: *yawn*

Using his leg strength, he lifts himself back up onto the middle part of the ladder and continues his ascent. With ease, and Wilson now still laying on the mat, he reaches for the championship above, grabs it, and falls to the ground, his new Franchise Championship within his glutches like it's going to be taken away from him.

Lilly: "Here is your winner, and NEW Franchise Champion, ANDREW FROST!"

Andrew uses the ropes once again to get to his feet and raises the championship up in triumph, almost falling over himself, but definitely earning the hard fought victory. That's when Mark Riggs' stands up from the commentators table and looks and Frost with a smile on his face. He gazes at him, and Frost notices this. With one motion, Riggs makes a motion, signaling that the Franchise Championship will soon be his. Not even five seconds after Frost won the championship, he already has people gunning for it.

Commerical Break.

LM: “Are you ready for a street fight in NYC Jimmy?�?/FONT>

MH: “I sure am Lance. As you remember, this was supposed to be Emerald defending the Title against Zarek and Y2Jesus but then two of them vamoosed and that leaves Zarek. Then we had Leaky step up for another battle between these two but then BUD management threw a curve ball in and opened this match up to anyone on the roster!�?/FONT>

LM: “Are you sure? I was pretty sure it was open to anyone, anywhere.�?/FONT>

The cameras go to the side loading bay doors where fans are lined up along the sides. The large doors roll up and out walks Leaky Format. He’s greeted by boos and he keeps walking through the parking lot where the fans outside are lined and stops in front of the busy street where the ref is standing. There are a few of NYC’s finest boys in blue with barriers stretching about 50 feet or so. There are real cars on the real street that are sitting there with their lights on waiting.

LM: “Good thing those barriers are up I guess.�?/FONT>

MH: “Not for long.�?/FONT>

LM: “WHAT?!�?/FONT>

MH: “They’re going to open up one lane right down the middle of the 4 lane road.�?/FONT>

LM: “You can’t be serious?! That’s a legal nightmare!�?/FONT>

MH: “This is BUD Lance, You want a down and dirty street fight in NYC, you go hardcore!�?/FONT>

LM: “These wrestlers are crazy!�?/FONT>

MH: “No Lance, they’ll just do anything to be BUDVision Champion! Speaking of Championships, whatever happened to the THC Sopranos Match?�?/FONT>

Lance shrugs .. he seems to do that a lot. “As far as I know, Blaze, Miss VixXxen and Zarek have been stalking each other all evening but there’s been no big shoot out.�?/FONT>

Even Pierce is out next and he looks a little worse for wear after that Franchise Title loss. But he’s here to compete and he walks down to a mixed reaction from the crowd, some cheering and some booing this cocky superstar.

Zarek is last and as he walks out, Dante is beside him. Zarek looks focused and Dante tells him a few things and he nods and walks away from Dante to the street and Dante stays by the loading doors to watch from there. Zarek still gets a pretty good pop from the crowd despite Dante being there. He walks down to the street and the ref holds up the BUDVision Title and tells the three men to step on to the street. But just then ..

LM: “Who’s this coming out? We seem to have a surprise entrant .. oh no ..�?/FONT>

MH: “What the fuck?!�?/FONT>

Out walks the BROOKLYN BRAWLER, WWF/E Jobber Legend! He’s looking pretty old and fat but the crowd still pops for him and he waddles his ass down to the street.

LM: “I told you it was open to everyone!�?/FONT>

MH: “What the hell is this man thinking?�?/FONT>

LM: “It’s his hometown Mark and this is BUD!�?/FONT>

The ref signals for the match to start and Leaky spears Zarek and those two go down swinging on each other. Evan turns to the Brawler with a smirk and the Brawler swings on him but the much younger superstar blocks it easily and taunts him to swing again. Brawler swings again and Evan blocks it easily and rocks the Brawler back with a right hand�?/FONT>

LM: “That man is like 30 years his senior!�?/FONT>

MH: “Boo Hoo, you’re breaking my heart. Brawler signed up for this massacre and that man is NO stranger to getting his ass kicked.�?/FONT>

Zarek and Leaky are up and Leaky kicks Zarek in the gut and hooks him for a suplex.

LM: “not on the concrete!�?/FONT>

MH: “You’re such a creampuff�?/FONT>

Leaky goes for the suplex but Zarek blocks it by locking his leg around Leakys. Zarek then knees Leaky in the gut and reverses the suplex and sends Leaky to the concrete! Evan is beating the hell out of the Brawler and then the ref signals for the barricades to be opened for the one lane of traffic! The cars start passing through picking up speed as Evan picks up Brawler and starts hammering him with right hands and he staggers back .. and back ..

SMACK!!

Brawler gets clipped by a Benz and he rolls up the windshield, shattering it and falls into the car and it skids off the side, nearly hitting the people. The car stays there and the others continue to go as the camera zooms in on Brawler bleeding and out inside the car

LM: “That’s messy!�?/FONT>

MH: “That’s funny!�?/FONT>

Zarek runs over and clotheslines Evan from behind, sending him down to the road. Zarek grabs him and seems to be setting him up for “Apollo’s Call�?when suddenly .. the ref gets hit by a paintball?!

LM: “What the ..�?/FONT>

The cameras are looking around and they find Snake Eyes hoping over the barricade keeping the fans back with her paintball gun! Zarek sees the ref splattered with paint on his chest and makes the connection and drops Evan and runs over and “Dukes of Hazard�?slides across the hood of the car that the Brawler is still in and takes cover.

LM: “Snake Eyes is coming after Zarek to ‘wack�?him right in the middle of the BUDVision match!�?/FONT>

MH: “Wow, that’s actually pretty good, good for Snake Eyes!�?/FONT>

Zarek peeks over the hood and paintball just misses his head. Snake Eyes is advancing on the car a dn popping off a few shots as she gets closer and Zarek is defenseless without a paintball pistol. But just then Miss VixXxen and Hank come running out with their guns together and they spray Snake Eyes and she’s eliminated and looks pissed! She attacks Miss VixXxen, taking her down and Hank tries to pull Snake Eyes off. Just then Zarek pops up and snatches up Snake Eyes�?gun! Hank sees this and pops off a few shots but Zarek takes cover back behind the car but at least this time he’s armed! Evan has left these people to their business and is currently fighting with Leaky who’s up now. The ref pulls Snake Eyes off and Miss VixXxen and Hank circle around the car slowly, one on each side and then pop out and spray Zarek with a bunch of paintballs!

LM: “Zarek is eliminated from the THC match!�?/FONT>

MH: “He’s sleeping with the fishes now.�?/FONT>

Miss VixXxen smiles looking down at the paintball covered Zarek who shrugs and hops back over the car to get back in the BUDVision match that is STILL going on! Miss VixXxen spreads her arms open looking like she is going to hug Hank who checks out her hot body and steps forward only to get shot in the chest by Miss VixXxen as Hank looks at her in disbelief. Another ref comes out and hands her the THC Title.

LM: “And Miss VixXxen is the new THC Champion!�?/FONT>

MH: “Ya that’s great but there’s a BUDVision Title match happening right NOW!�?/FONT>

Leaky had just body slammed Evan on the concrete ground as Zarek leaped at him and bulldogged Leaky head first on the ground! He covers Leaky ..

Kick out!

He gets up and sees the cars driving by him maybe 12 feet away and grabs Leaky. He holds him by the shoulder and the waistline of his wrestling attire and aims him at the passing traffic and starts walking forward

LM: “Not like this Zarek! Leaky could die!�?/FONT>

MH: “I think the Brooklyn Brawler is dead.�?/FONT>

LM: “This vicious streak has got to be Dante’s doing! The people love Zarek but this is too far!�?/FONT>

Zarek is about to toss Leaky into the passing traffic when Evan comes running up and nails Zarek right in the face with a running superkick! Zarek drops and Leaky just misses the bumper of a passing Mazda. Leaky moves away from the cars and kicks Evan in the gut and then hits a European Uppercut. Zarek is up and grabs Leaky and german suplexes him over and on to the street again! He goes for Evan but Evan eye rakes him and sends him back a couple of steps. He punches Zarek but then Leaky tackles Evan from the side they fall into the on coming traffic!

LM: “I can’t look!�?/FONT>

A silver Camero sees the two men at the last second and swerves off to the side but collides into the car that crashed with the Brooklyn Brawler STILL in that car. All three men are up but Zarek opens the drivers side door of the Camero and slams it into Evan’s face sending him ass over tea kettle. Zarek grabs Leaky and hits ‘Apollo’s Call�?(Fisherman’s Suplex into Evenflow DDT) right on the hood of the Camero! Zarek hooks Leaky’s leg and the ref counts ..

LM: “He did it! Zarek Lyle is the NEW BUDVision Champion!�?/FONT>

The ref grabs the BUDVision Championship when suddenly Dante is there and he grabs the BUDVision Title and shoves the ref away. He personally walks over to Zarek and hands him the BUDVision Championship nodding his approval. Zarek takes the Title and the crowd still cheers him and he holds it up high in celebration.

MH: “He earned it tonight Lance, that was great!�?/FONT>

LM: “I hope the Brawler is ok.�?/FONT>

MH: “I’m buying you an official BUD baby T and get it over with homo.�?/FONT>

The lights fade momentarily only to have the sensitive members of the crowd sent into seizures by flickering lights as the sound of KoRn is strummed through the arena. Mandy Manson appears on the stage as a dark shadow until the lights swoop around the entirity of the arena and landing directly on her. They follow her as she struts down the rampway, keeping her eyes focused on the ring and avoiding all contact with the crowd who throw boos and whistles at her. She grabs hold of the middle rope to aid her at pulling herself onto the apron. Once standing safely on the apron she runs her hand to the top rope, resting it there, as she glances around at the crowd with a scowl on her face. Mandy slips through the rops and stands with her hands on her hips, her eyes narrowed, ready for the match to commence.

The sold-out crowd is on fire, ready for the next BUD Superstar to make her presence felt immediately. The lights go out, plunging the crowd into darkness as the frenzy reaches fever pitch. Purple and silver strobelights pulsate in time to the music as "Higher Ground" by The Red Hot Chili Peppers drowns out all other noise. A lone spotlight shines at the top of the ramp as Dannica walks out onto the stage. She blows a single kiss in the air and struts down the ramp toward the ring. The purple and silver lights merge together as Dannica reaches the bottom of the ramp and she jumps up onto the turnbuckle. She slips through the ropes and stands in the center of the ring, hands on her hips, waiting for her opponant to show as the last chords of "Higher Ground" fade away.

DING DING DING

The two lock up in a battle of heated fury. These two have faced once before for the very same championship that is on the line now, so it's sure to be a great one. Mandy was able to get the win then, but Dannica isn't about to let her get the win that easily. The two lock up for a second and then let go. They lock up once again, and Dannica isn't going to let Mandy escape from her this time. She brings Mandy down to the mat before she can escape, with a frontwards leg sweep. As quickly as can be, once Mandy hits the mat, Dannica runs towards the ropes, bounds back, and comes back hitting a leg drop straight to Mandy's throat. Dannica looks like a whole house of fury right about now, and is looking to get her championship back without a doubt. She flings Mandy towards the ropes, and when Mandy comes back, Dannica sends her back down to the mat with a devastating dropkick.

Once Mandy is on the crowd, Dannica gets to her feet once again, just as quickly as before, and rushes towards the turnbuckle. A slight miscalculation, but Mandy is on her feet already before Dannica can perform the intended move on her. When Mandy gets to her feet, Dannica stand on the second turnbuckle. Seeing this as a chance to turn the tide her way, Mandy grabs a hold of Dannica on the second rope and fights for control. Dannica is battling back with all her might, not wanting Mandy to get the best of her one bit. In a fit of strength, Mandy lifts Dannica up off of the second rope and slams her into the mat with a backdrop. The crowd goes crazy. Not really because of the person performing the move, but more for the move itself. Mandy gets to her feet and takes a hold of Dannica's feet. She twists and locks in some sort of variation of a sharp shooter. It looks as if Dannica is out of reach, and this one might take a short turn into a Mandy win. But no, everyone knows Dannica is a fighter, and will not let Mandy get another win. She makes her way to the ropes, and grabs them with a sigh.

Mandy is forced to left her go by the referee, and she follows the rules and does so. Mandy goes to her own corner and rests against the turnbuckle, stalking Dannica, awaiting for his to reach her feet. Dannica has her back turned to Mandy most of the time, and is using the turnbuckle to get to her feet. She knows damn well what Mandy is doing, and is using this time to recooperate. She slowly turns around and Mandy rushes towards Dannica, intending to spear her into the turnbuckle of sorts. Instead, Dannica moves, and sends Mandy's shoulder straight into the turnbuckle, rather than some flesh. Dannica helps Mandy out of the turnbuckle, grabs a hold of her from the back and hits a belly-to-back suplex.

MH: "This match is faster than the Leaky Format/Dante Cross rematch"

LM: "Yeah, luckily it's the competitors speed this time, and not just one competitor being a jobber."

Dannica quickly gets Mandy to her feet and kicks her into the turnbuckle. She steps up onto the second rope turnbuckle and begins to deliver punches to Mandy. The audience begins counting punches "1..2..3..4" and so on until she gets to about eight. It's there that she grabs a hold of Mandy's head, falls back and hits Mandy with a perfect monkey flip from the second rope. Mandy hits the mat with a loud bang, and she arches her back in pain. Mandy is using the other turnbuckle in order to get herself to her feet. Seeing this, Dannica does a little stalkering herself, and waitings for Mandy to fully get to her feet. Dannica does two backflips and lands a hard elbow into Mandy's chest. Mandy's back hits the turnbuckle and she bounds back. With that Dannica grabs a hold of her head once again and drives it into the canvas with a bulldog. The crowd is cheering because Dannica is on one hell of a roll by now. Dannica returns to the otherside of the ring, allowing Mandy to catch her breath before the two go at it again. Mandy and Dannica gaze at each other from certain points in the ring.

Mandy and Dannica charge at each other, both looking to perform two different moves. Not wanting to collide, it appears that Dannica turns out of the way of the charging Mandy, but actually she is doing the smart thing. As Mandy as Dannica pass each other, Mandy slows down whereas Dannica continues running for a second. She runs up the nearest turnbuckle and postions herself on the top. As Mandy is turning around, Dannica is aiming for one of the most spectacular moves in sports entertainment today. Dannica leaps from the top rope and lands her signature move, the Dannicanranna right onto Mandy. The crowd erupts for both the move performed, and the superstar who performed it. Dannica hooks the leg and can almost taste that Bytch Championship within her grasps again. The referee runs to the side of the pain, hits the mat, and begins the count.

1...2...3!

Lilly: "Here is your winner, and NEW Bytch Champion, DANNICA!"

LM: "Wow. That was definitely some match, but you can't dispute the fact that the better woman won."

MH: "Yeah, yeah, the record lies at 1-1."

Commerical Break.

The lights in MSG cut off and the crowd starts cheering wildly and lighters flick up everywhere around the arena. A single spotlight shines down on the ring in MSG and Lily is in the center

Lily: “The following contest is the Main Event and is for the BUD World Heavyweight Championship!�?/FONT>

The crowd freaks out cheering and Lily smiles

LM: “Are you ready to crown a new Champion Mark?�?/FONT>

MH: “Dante versus Nikki for the first time EVER! I’m ready Lance!�?/FONT>

The lights in the area dim, through the sound system, Fuel's "Won't Back Down" begins low ...

I know what darkness means (and the void you left for me)
The isolation stings (so thick it wants to bleed)
The echoes in my brain (of the things you said to me)
You took my everything .. (NOW I'M COMING FOR YOU!)

Two pyro's explode on either side of the stage in a single explosion .. Nikki appears through the smoke .. she stands at the end of the ramp, she let's her eyes roam over the crowd quickly, then makes her way down the ramp.

Lily: “And making her way to the ring, the #1 contender for the BUD Heavyweight Championship .. Nikki Black!�?/FONT>

Upon reaching the ring, she hops on the apron, she turns and faces the crowd, her back against the ropes, and back flips into the ring. She hits each corner and plays the crowd, before hoping down and making her way to the middle of the ring.

LM: “Even though these people are pissed off that Nikki is still with Dante and she played everyone, they still love her listen to these New York fans!�?/FONT>

The house lights cut as “Jimmy Crack Corn/Dante Remix�?by Eminem & 50 Cent starts with Em saying:

[Eminem]
"Call 'em and tell 'em it time to hate us again, we're back!�?BR>
Pyro’s explode on either side of the entrance and a white spotlight shines down and shows Dante walking out through the curtain. He starts walking slowly down to the ring, jawing with a few of the fans along the aisleway as these New York fans give the Hardcore Canuck no love, booing like crazy. The camera moves in a little and we can see the “RIP ODB�?/FONT> T-shirt Dante is wearing

"Jimmy can crack corn, but I don't care
My enemies crack corn, but I don't care
You can be black, white or a albino yeah
You can have corn rows inside your hair
I give a fuck if I don't like your stare
This bottle of wine goes upside your head
A little bit psycho, but I know that
Think you just don't say it, then I won't say it
See if you don't brag, then I don't brag
I know I'm bad, as long as I know I'm bad
I don't need y'all to co-sign no shit
You can just keep making them tired old threats
A little bit like the boy you cried wolf yeah
See me, but don't dare to try no shit
Cause you know that somewhere inside those layers
A rattlesnake's right there to bite your ass
And I can be so quiet and strike so fast
Like lightning bolts right out the sky go *blah
From outta nowhere, you might find your career
Come to an *err and I'm just like (Oh Yeah)"

The ‘Tron shows Dante beating BUD Legends; Serpent with ‘Game Time.�?nbsp; Foxy Roxy with the Canadian Destroyer off a ladder. Dark Child with a cheap roll up holding the trunks. OBM with the DOA. 50 Cent going through a glass covered table. Hitting Seifer with the 'Blood Spiller' It shows Dante pinning Lesmond, Sean Hunter and Ace Hart in grainy, pirated material from W2K. Dante has stopped at ringside with a few fans wearing Canadian flag t-shirts and is shaking their hands and talking to them

"Jealous little fucks beg for my attention but
I done told you once, I'm not the kind of attention you want
If I tell you twice, then I won't be so nice
If you keep coming back, that only means you know you lost the fight
They wanna talk shit, let em talk shit, cause they talk shit
Knowing deep down, they really just wanna squash it
Cause no one wants to walk around, stepping in dog shit
And get doo-doo on the shoe again, soon as they washed it
But the pride won't let em, inside's like 'go get em'
And I'm just like 'Why your tryna fight momentum'
We just keep winning, by landslides oh and umm ..
Meanwhile your minds on us, like mine's on Maria
And y'all is just like her, you're all fucking liars
But I just keep fucking you, like I fucked her
Right in the ass with KY, yes sir!"

This cuts to clips of Dante beating Melkiah, Justin Black and Georgia James .. all with the DOA for the BUDVision Championship. Back in the arena, Dante is walking up the metal steps and stepping through the ropes.

Lily: “And making his way to the ring, a former 3 time BUD World Champion, the Hardcore Canuck .. Dante Cross!�?/FONT>

On the ‘Tron, it continues from there into Dante getting the 1-2-3 on Dark Falcon, choking out Brian Juneau and Leaky Format for his 3 World Title reigns. Back in the arena, Dante is standing on the 2nd turnbuckle as the BUD fans here boo the hell out of the Hardcore Canuck while he smirks out over the fans

[50 Cent]
“Ya homie got clapped on, man I don't care
The cops in my Nana crib, but I'm not there
It is what it is dogg, man life's not fair
Ya friend should've know not to front round here
Listen kid, where I'm from, the wolves smell fear
They'll strip yo ass of your jewels, right here
Man I'ma say this one time, now get this clear
Man you can catch a hot one like outta no where
A beautiful day, without drama is rare
Ya girl's a freak, man sometime we share
Yeah, I wear a condom and you go bare
You prolly heard about me, I'm a shown up player
In the hood politicking, like I'm running for mayor
riding, winding, dining and shining, know what I'm saying
I ain't got time for fucking around, and horse playing
I'm making hits, my homies taking hits, who's staying ..�?/EM>

The song fades out as Dante hops down and steps into the middle of the ring

LM: “You can feel the excitement in the air Mark! Dante versus Nikki for the first time!�?/FONT>

MH: “I don’t agree with you much Lance but on this I do!�?/FONT>

Nikki and Dante step up to each other and shake hands, They step back from each other and start circling as the bell rings. The crowd is cheering again and we can hear them chanting

Crowd: “Let’s go Nikki! Let’s go Nikki! Let’s go Nikki!�?/EM>

The two lock up in the center of the ring and Dante turns it into a side headlock. Nikki tries to shove off into a modified Irish whip but Dante holds on not letting her. She then punches him right in the kidney, breaking the headlock for a second and then shoots off the ropes and comes back with a flying clothesline. Dante ducks it but Nikki tucks and rolls and is back up at her feet and shoots off the ropes again. She comes back and throws a crossbody but Dante catches her and hits a fall away slam. But by the time Dante gets up, Nikki is up and nails him with standing dropkick, rocking Dante back. She gets up and throws a kick but Dante catches her foot and smiles at her but not for long as her other foot comes out of nowhere and hits Dante with an insigiri. Dante goes down with the shot to the back of his head and Nikki goes for his legs possibly to lock him up in something but Dante kicks away and back shoulder rolls to his feet.

LM: “We’ve seen an improvement in Nikki’s wrestling style the last few months and everyone has attributed that to her training with Dante but now that’s seems to be working against him. Nikki is better when she’s been in a long time and knows how Dante wrestles.�?/FONT>

MH: “it’s true that Dante has a habit of underestimating opponents but not in Championship situations. Dante is no stranger to gold and knows what it takes to be ‘thee Champ.�?/FONT>

They circle each other again and go to lock up but Dante rake the eyes

LM: “Cheap shot by Dante!�?/FONT>

MH: “Well duh ..�?/FONT>

He grabs her and hits a snap suplex with perfect execution. He’s immediately up and drops an elbow on her. He then grabs her by the hair and she low blows him!

LM: “OOOHHH! Cheap shot by Nikki! This one is going to be no holds barred it seems!�?/FONT>

MH: “Good! Nikki needs to take as many cheap shots as Dante to stay in this with him because he won’t hesitate as we’ve seen!�?/FONT>

From out of the low blow, Nikki hits a ‘side effect�?on Dante, planting him into the mat hard. She immediately spring boards off the second rope going for a moonsault but Dante gets his knees up and Nikki lands on them. Nikki is on the ground and Dante low dropkicks her right in the back of the head. He stays down and hooks Nikki in an inverted STF! The ref comes over but Nikki manages to free her foot and breaks out. With Dante bridging above her, she rolls on her back and slaps on a sleeper hold! But before Nikki can get the leg scissors on Dante spins to his side and puts Nikki in a side blood choke. She gets a knee up and drops it hard on his stomach breaking the hold. She rolls right on top of Dante straddling him and starts bring down the punches. Dante covers up and catches her fourth punch and rolls her arm into a standing arm bar! Nikki drops an elbow with her free arm and Dante lets go of the arm lock and rolls off the side and up to one knee to the right of Nikki. She’s to him in two steps and grabs him for a running bull dog but Dante turns it into a reverse DDT and plants her into the mat hard!

LM: “Great back and forth there! Great wrestling action!�?/FONT>

Dante waits for Nikki to get up and she uses the ropes to do so. Dante runs at her and hits a cactus clothesline and takes them both over the top rope and to the floor but accidently, his leg comes across and smacks the ref in the head, taking him down. As they stagger up, Nikki grabs Dante and hits a reverse Russian leg sweep on to the guardrail but both of them take the brunt of it. As they both lie there, suddenly someone comes running down the ramp holding a steel chair and ..

MH: “IT’S SYCK! SYCK IS HERE!�?/FONT>

He comes over to where the two are laid out and stands over Dante with the steel chair and raises it above his head! He holds it there for a few seconds and then turns his body and brings the chair down on the back of Nikki’s head!

LM: “WHAT?! Why did Syck not hit Dante and hit Nikki?!�?/FONT>

Syck grabs them both and rolls them both in the ring, Nikki first. He starts leaving the ring as Dante gets to his feet a little wobbly and climbs to the top rope. He stands there for a second and as the ref is getting up and leaps off, does a 450 in the air and ends it with a vicious elbow drop!

MH: “Holy shit! We’ve never seen that from Dante before!�?/FONT>

He rolls up her leg as on the BUDVision, it replays what happened with Syck hitting Nikki. The ref drops to make the count .. and Dante sits up watching the screen. The ref looks at him with his back to the BUDVision and is looking like he’s waiting for Dante to cover her .. and he staggers up and walks away and slumps in the corner.

LH: “What the hell is this?�?/FONT>

MH: “He won’t take it like that! He saw what Syck did and he’s refusing to cover Nikki! You always talk shit about his character Lance but how about that?!�?/FONT>

LH: �?. I’m speechless Mark ..�?/FONT>

Nikki starts to stir as the crowd starts cheering and chanting Nikki’s name! She gets to one knee and Dante picks himself up out of the corner and walks over to her. He grabs her arm and picks her up standing and the two lock eyes and then exchange a quick kiss!

MH: “Bet you’ve never seen that in a BUD ring!�?/FONT>

LM: “Actually ..�?/FONT>

MH: “Shut up ..�?/FONT>

They step back from each other and start circling as the crowd is really cheering now. They come in and Nikki turns the lock into a side headlock. Dante shoots her off and she comes back off the ropes and hits a spinning heel kick taking Dante down. She grabs him by the head and brings him up to one knee abut he smacks her hands away and lands a hard right hand that rocks Nikki back. She takes a couple of steps forward and lays a hard punch right on Dante’s chin, rocking him back. She grabs him and sets him up for a swing neck breaker but as she spins him, halfway through, he pulls out and she spins right up to her feet but facing away from Dante and he locks her in the DOA! (Tazzmission) He stomps the back of her knee dropping her to one knee and screwing up her balance, he takes her down in the hold and throws on a leg body scissor. But instead of trying to keep the lock off her neck, Nikki throws her arms down and locls on the BLackOut (Claw Hold) on Dante’s thigh which is laying right across her waist from the body scissor!

LM: “THEY EACH HAVE THEIR FINISHERS ON! WHO WILL TAP FIRST?!�?/FONT>

The ref is right there watching them both, Dante in terrible pain and Nikki fighting going unconscious. Just then Dante breaks the DOA, shoving Nikki off, breaking her BlackOut as well. They both get up and Nikki kicks Dante in the gut and hooks Dante, going for the Black Eye (Widow’s Peak) but Dante ‘flaots�?over and lands behind her. She turns around and Dante kjicks her in the gut with a toe kick and hooks her for Game Time! (Fameasser/Pedigree) and drives her head first into the mat! He hooks her leg high as the ref counts ..

1

2

3!

The bell rings as Dante rolls off of Nikki and onto his knees. The ref comes over and hands him the BUD World Heavyweight Championship and he snatches it away from the ref and clutches it to his chest, sheer joy on his face as the crowd boos loudly.

Lily: "Here is your winner and NEW BUD World Heavyweight Champion, Dante Cross!"

MH: “HE DID IT! Dante is the FOUR time BUD World Heavyweight Champion! 126 days of disrespect are over!�?/FONT>

LM: “You have to give the devil his due, he won that match clean but this is indeed a dark day for BUD as Dante has regained the BUD World Championship. I’m Lance Menson and this is Mark Hellion thank you and good night from Rage & Retribution 5!�?/FONT>

MH: “Good night everyone!�?/FONT>

BUD Rage & Retribution is about to go off the air when ..

After the match between Dante and Nikki has come to an end the fans begin to gather their things to head home for the evening after a show where so many tirles changed hands, the lights go out and they're plunged into darkness. Slowly BUDVision blinks once...twice...then the screen flashes with the words...

Farewell and Fuck you!!

A voice comes over the sound system that sends chills down their spines and causes those little hairs on the back of their neck to stand straight up. After the initial shock of who is talking the fans break into a mixed reaction of boos and cheers with most booing of course.

NovaCaine's voice circulates through the arena like a fog slipping down over a sleepy little new england town. His voice travels to every inch of the arena in that big booming way he speaks. Everyone from the janitor cleaning up the puke in the bathroom to the Boss Lady herself can hear what he has to say.

" Greetings and welcome to another wonderous event from Bytches Ultimate Domain. I don't believe I have to introduce myself so we will skip those formalities and get right to the heart of why you are hearing this little recorded message tonight. Now I would like to be there with you all in person to set the record straight but seeing as my contract is now null and void it took some major legal wrangling to get this message released and would have been near impossible to release a video to you all without several court battles and much wasted time. Now I know the little rumor circulating around B.U.D is that I ran away because I was so afeared of Mister Dante Cross. Hell knowing Dante he has probably started this rumor himself. But ya see I have never ran from a fight and I simply wouldn't run from one with Dante because I don't believe he can beat me. I am not going to dwell on the past here because its all over so I won't mention who won the first match we ever had and how I hung his ass, because really its not important anymore"

You can hear him sighing.

" The fact is if I was going to run from Dante Cross it would have been the Cross I ran into that night, the guy that took me to the edge of death and tried to push me over. What you are now Dante is hardly something to be afraid of, and I am not releasing this to start a fight because honestly I don't give a fuck what you got to say. The Dante Cross I knew would never had to release chat logs and cry because people were bringing up defeats and thats exactly what that was Dante....A defeat. See the Dante I knew would have said yeah I fucking tapped out and I lost to that bitch,but then I came here and kicked her ass so bad she was never seen here again. The Dante Cross I knew would never have whined about losing his title, he would have said I got busted and fuck you all I will get it back soon enough, and surely the Dante I knew would never have bitched so badly about screwing over the faggot. He would have smiled and took it all like the true warrior he was,but you aren't that Dante. You are a little boy who can't stand not having the title, I think for so long you were forced to live in Golden Boy's shadow that it fucked with your mind. That now that you are free from that shit you only feel whole if you run around with that title talking about how good you are. Well Mommy isn't going to pat you on the head and give you a cookie for winning the title, noone gives a fuck if you won that title but yourself. See Dante the harsh reality of it all is that titles don't mean shit anymore."

Pause

" If you think I am just blowing smoke and want to claim how prestigious the belts are, then maybe you can explain how me and my family had every fucking title there but one and yet you can claim we all sucked at the same time. You just can't have it both ways, you can't claim these belts are so hard to get which makes you so great for having it and then say but everyone else sucks before me. I mean you could, but it really don't make much fucking sense. The fact is the titles don't mean jackshit anymore, the first time you held that belt I wasn't even around to give a damn about it . The third time you held that belt you got it after I walked and you faced a rousing bunch of challengers ..namely DSL over and over until I thought you were Seifer and she was Obie Wang,and you held it the last time because you lost to Leaky and took it back a week later... The point is you didn't do jackshit with being the champion but claim to be great and strut around with the title,and if you win it for the fourth time you will probably do the same damn thing but now you won't even have a legitmate challenger for the title beyond maybe Dannica. You are killing the company you said you saved but the worst part of it all is you don't even realize what you are doing. You are so caught up in your own ego that you think you really are that good, but you aren't and I would never run from you. But hey if thats what you want to spoon feed to the masses be my guest."

Pause again...He has to breathe ya know

"Now I will come back to you in a second Dante but I need to clear up something with a couple little lowlifes wandering around there. Dark Child or Jamal or whatever it is you want to call yourself these days. I heard through my little grapevine what the fuck you had to say and I wonder how it is you didn't have shit to say until you were sure that I was gone. I know you are a big mouth bitch but even you can't be stupid enough to believe I would ever leave because of you. You were the first fuckhead I beat down in B.U.D and you will NEVER , NEVER be as good as me. You can train for the next fifty fucking years and you won't even equal half of the talent I have pissed away in my career. You came to me to be your representative because A. You were a fucking coward and didn't want to defend your title and B. Noone else likes you enough to help you out. But see that was where it all ended, you didn't do me some big fucking favor by giving me that shot. Bitch I had Stephanie approach me back at Budmania and ask me if I wanted into the main event and I refused because titles didn't and don't mean shit to me. So in actuality it was me doing YOU the favor asshead...If I had entered that match at Budmania you wouldn't have gotten shit and I would have won your little 'farewell' match leaving you out in the cold to cry your little eyes out about what could have been. I just didn't care enough to get involved and I wouldnt have gotten involved with being the rep if I hadn't suddenly got the eye opening impression that Matlock could end up the champion in B.U.D....Now thats not taking anything away from Nikki, its just fact that he could have won and to me there would have been nothing worse then watching that fucking shaggy looking sheep dog of a man running around trying to dictate to people. We all seen what happen with him in ICWA and I just couldn't see it happening to B.U.D. Because contrary to the beliefs, B.U.D was my home and I couldn't let him fuck with it like that. So I went and won the title and you had absolutely shit to do with me doing so, but hey keep telling people I left because of you and when you retire again in a month or two I will come by the old folks home and beat the black off your ass you stupid prick."

Little chuckle

" The other guy is Hank, you fucking trilobyte little cock smoker. You have never won shit in your life without someone feeling sorry for you or just not fucking showing up. The sweat on my ballsack means more to this world then you ever will, so I suggest you take your fucking lips off my cock and leave my name off your lips. You are a joke and a sad little dickhead that will never mean anything to anyone. Hell you can't even put two words together without fucking one of them up, being a pothead doesn't make you cool Hank. This isn't high school, all your drug habit makes you is retarded and when you are already fucking dumb I wouldn't advise you to add to it. In fact Hank if I ever decide to come out of retirement it will be for a match with you, and I don't care what federation you are in or what cardboard box you are living under. I will find you and I will face you in the first ever Capital Punishment Death Match and when its all over I will kill you...Even if I have to do it a million times in a million federations, I will gladly do it,but you just aren't worth my time right now. So I suggest you either grow a fucking brain cell or kill yourself now and do everyone a giant favor. See noone gives a damn about what you can throw out there,so what if Evan fucked up when it came to the nWs. You couldn't beat him or any member of the nWs, so what if Zarek is a bitch to Dante. He would wipe the mat with your face and you know it. The point is Hank you aren't even good enough to be a jobber so I would..SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"

He pauses to take a deep breath.

" Now with that out of the way, let me address the true reason I left. The first time I walked was because of a bitch who wanted to keep pushing at me and trying to tell me what I should or shouldn't be doing because she or anyone else couldnt get it done in the M.O.D. This time it was purely a contract dispute, I feel that myself and Emerald were the backbone of B.U.D, that without us keeping things entertaining noone was going to tune in. We approached Stephanie with our demands of more money and a blowjob for me..She refused. Well at least when it came to the money, but damn that girl could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and I can see why the jackass keeps her around. Anyway without the money there was no reason for us to stay and with her refusing the cash and making certain demands on us about our matches. We walked out with Azaria coming with us and Mason never was under contract except on a night to night deal, as for Ame and Y2Jesus? I guess they wanted to go make more babies or something, who knows. Thats all it was folks, there isn't some big conspiracy and we didn't leave because we were afraid of anyone. I have had my ass kicked before so its not like I would ever walk away from a potential loss, I simply wanted to be paid what I deserved and Bytches Ultimate Domain felt with my retirement looming that it wasn't a good business venture to offer me more money. Its all over with now though and I have no hard feelings, I was ready to be retired and I will enjoy my time with my family away from the spotlight.

I released this statement tonight because I felt a need to make myself clear as I walk away for good. I don't expect anyone to miss me and frankly I won't miss any of you either. I started doing this stuff because I loved wrestling and I continued to do it even when I lost the love of it and felt more like it was a chore to compete. I have walked out more then once, I have thrown fits and went into rages plenty of times. I have lost losers leave matches and came back a few months later when the money was right, I have done stupid things like fucking the wrong women instead of sticking with the right ones. But some how I hope that I am remembered for being entertaining. I worked hard in every match I ever took and I hope everyone remembers that I was the guy you had to work to beat and nothing more.

Dante I hope someday you open your eyes to the truth and realize you are a dying breed just like myself and no matter how long you play the Canuckster , in the end you will still be dead and noone will care if you held that belt four times or forty times. At one time I looked at you as an enemy, then I seen you as a friend even though you made really bad choices in getting the band back together and now I see you as a sad little man refusing to be himself or maybe this is the real Dante we are seeing and in that case. I guess you aren't a friend or a foe, you are simply disappointing.

The future lies with the people around right now. I hope you get your head straight Zarek and do something with your talent. I hope you quit picking fights with people you can't beat yet Evan and realize that you start at the bottom and work your way up, not start at the top and get knocked all the way down. Dannica thanks for the naked pictures, I can see why Devon follows you around like a poodle on a chain and I do believe you are the future...Make your ole stalker proud."

He is smirking folks, trust me

" Jessica you were a good pet, and I hope someday you get the guts to show everyone your talent in the ring and not hold yourself back so much.

Hey look I am going to break kayfabe.

The point I am trying to make to you all tonight is that I am happy with my family now and I don't need to justify myself to any of you anymore. I hope B.U.D lives on because it was my home. Alot of times in this sport people are accused of not leaving their comfort zones and while I have ventured to places before B.U.D and did so after B.U.D on a few occasions. I got to thinking about that statement and seen how truly idiotic it is. Saying someone doesn't want to leave their comfort zone is like saying you don't want to hit yourself in the nuts with a hammer because it will hurt. Duh of course you want to be in your comfort zone, it makes you more fucking entertaining and in the long run brings you more money and the company more ratings. In a circuit where every federation is going down the shithole, I would suggest if you have found that comfort zone whether it be B.U.D or not. You damn well better hold onto it with both hands because they don't last long.

As for me and my family, well we have purchased an island two hundred and sixty nautical miles from South America and are adapting quite nicely to our new found solitude. Don't stress on me folks, I am finally happy."

Nope I didn't break it because I didn't need to and its LAME

" Now some of the stuff I have just said will be disputed.. Maybe Steph gave me that blowjob, maybe she didn't, Maybe Dannica sent me naked pictures , maybe she didnt, Maybe Dante is a bitch , maybe ...nah that one is true. "

Laughter.

" Seriously thanks for the memories folks...May you all fucking die slow horrible deaths and remember that our paths have taken a differen't course now,but it doesn't mean someday they won't cross again. Fuck you and Farewell "

The voice disappears into a wave of static, leaving the stunned fans to cheer, boo, or pick their nose as Rage and Retribution V goes off the air.

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