| While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep, and he began a conversation. Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
The Indian looks stunned.
Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?", while pointing at the Indian.
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
The Indian has a look of disbelief on his face.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Good."
The Indian now has extreme look of shock.
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?", while pointing at the Indian.
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
The Indian now has a look of utter amazement.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep liar."
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