One Friday afternoon, two secretaries are having a chat in the office.

"Veronica, I just don't know what to do," Danielle says to her friend. "That good-looking Bill in Accounts has asked me out on a date tomorrow. Do you think I should go?"

"Oh my God!" shrieks Veronica. "He'll wine you, dine you and then use any ruse to get you up to his flat. Then he'll rip your dress off and have sex with you all night."

"What should I do?" asks Danielle.

To which Veronica says, "Wear an old dress."