One evening, a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife:

'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.

Maybe it

would take a few inches off of your butt!'


His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let

such a comment go unrewarded.




The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his

drawer.

'What the heck is this??' he said to himself as a little dust

cloud appeared when he shook them out.



'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum

powder in my underwear?'

She replied ...'It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Gro'