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From: MSN NicknameWrit3SinsNotTrag3di3s  (Original Message)Sent: 8/27/2008 4:38 AM

warning :: This roleplay is an original creation of Kylee Oliver. Since you were nosy enough to open this roleplay and read it, you should be prepared to see swearing, excessive ass kicking, and an abundance of sexual situations. If these sort of actions are unacceptable to you, then I implore you to please leave this roleplay. Because, I refuse to hear any whining or bitching later on. Thank you.

ky.png picture by ItsxInxThexBlood

dear diary :: __xxWhere's Ashton?...Cause I must be getting punk'd.
the record :: 00/00/00
the accomplishments :: EGWF's first Womens Intercontential (1x) (never defeated),EGWF's Womens Champion (1x) (never defeated),EGWF's Womens Tag Team Champion (1x) (never defeated),EGWF's second Undisputed Womens Champion, TWA Womens Champion (1x),Former EGWF Smackdown GM,Former RAW GM of wwe,Former Smackdown GM for XHW, XHW Hardcore Champion (1x), Wxe Womens Champion (1x)
out of character ::
shiiiiitt, where's that Maury girl when ya need her?

__xx Oh my fucking god. You must be joking, like seriously why the hell would anyone be stupid enough to re-do such a horrible movie as The Blair Witch Project? I mean, SAW was okay...but even then, what fucked up person thinks that they can re-create that shit. Perhaps someone needs what we people like to call a reality check? Because shit like that doesn't go down here in the real world, the Jigsaw murderers were definitely a creation from Hollywood...but perhaps she found out that her opponent, Kylee Oliver had killed a man back in her days, and wanted to look as equally bad ass. Actually, the more that I think about it...that's probably the case. Tier Rivers wanted to "torture" people in order for Kylee to think that instead of her facing some blonde, bimbo stripper, that she is actually fighting a serial killer of some kind. Ha, well guess what bitch? Kylee doesn't buy that shit...not for one minute. Now, new gimmick, please? Thanks in advance sweetheart, because the "psycho" look doesn't work for you at all...your too dumb for that to be taken seriously. But if you really think that you can be a psycho...then maybe Kylee will do a little "role play switch up" of her own....

__xx The scene opens up showing Kylee Oliver sitting on the edge of her coffee table with a cigarette in one hand and a Heineken beer in the other. She is looking up at the monitor with a huge grin on her face, the main reason because at this moment Tier Rivers is on her screen breaking a woman's feet, all just to get her to say that Tier will be winning against Kylee on Oasis. Now this is some fucking entertainment. Kylee laughs to herself as she takes another drink from her beer, who knows how long she had been drinking...but judging by her mood, the alcohol induced craziness was starting to seep it's way through the cracks of Kylee's usual stone cold personality. Kylee sets the beer down and now takes a hit of her cigarette, and as she starts to exhale, a knock can be heard at her door. She doesn't even glance over in that direction, too transfixed on the colorful scene of bullshit in front of her as she yells for the person to come in. The door opens a moment later, and there we see Lexi Sheckler standing in the door way. The expression on her face goes from mellow to 'what the fuck?' in just nano seconds. Kylee at this very moment is curled over laughing her ass off, and for those of you that don't know Kylee, this isn't typical behaviour for her. Lexi walks over to Kylee a bit cautiously, as she gives her a look of concern.

Lexi Sheckler:: Kylee, are you okay?....What the hell is so funny?

__xx Kylee lifts her head up to look Lexi in the eye, only for their to be tears in her own. Not from sadness, but from laughing so damn hard. Lexi looks now more confused as ever as Kylee tries to contain herself for a moment to speak.

Kylee Oliver:: Lexi...have you...seen...this fucking bull shit?!

__xx Kylee stiffles more giggles as she points up to the monitor with her free hand. Lexi follows Kylee's gaze and her eyes widen suddenly as she sees Tier Rivers....but not just Tier Rivers is on the screen. No, now there's some other chick with slash marks reaching from her wrists to her elbows. Kylee laughs as the scene progresses only for Tier to accuse the woman of slitting her wrists in an attempt to be like Kylee, who now apparantly slits her wrists. Kylee, still laughing tries to take another drag off of her cigarette when Tier suddenly drops the helpless bitch to the floor, sending Kylee into another spazm of laughter.

Lexi Sheckler:: What the fuck?! Seriously, this is just damn pathetic...Kylee do me a favour and please kick her barbie wanabe ass on Oasis. If I could, I'd help you do it just to make sure that she comes out of the ring so badly injured that she couldn't possibly ever embarass herself like this again.

__xx Kylee, still laughing, wipes away her tears as she sits up straight and takes a deep breathe to relax and calm herself. Never has she seen shit as stupid as this, and boy was it making her night, in fact she might just record this shit, for future laughs whenever she was pissed off. Kylee looks back up at the monitor, now seeing Tier babbling about how the title is hers, sick of Kylee being the baddest bitch, and blah blah blah. You know, the usual trash talk that sluts like her give out right before they get their asses beat?

Kylee Oliver:: Oh my god, Lexi...where the fuck is Ashton Kutcher, because I must be getting Punk'd right now. I mean, surely the bitch can't be this dumb...can she?

__xx Kylee's somewhat rhetorical question is answered when she glances back at the monitor to see  

Kylee Oliver:: Awww....it's so cute when boys still think its hardcore to pretend that they are man whores. *she smirks* Aside the fact that I highly doubt he's even slept with someone, other than like his sister or some shit....no one cares to hear about someone's sex life. Like I care about how many STD's you carry? Puhlease, all I wana know is how much pain you can tolerate. *she smiles*

__xx Kylee leans back against the wall and folds her arms across her chest as she listens to Ryan accept the challenge. ...wait he accepted? Seriously? He is actually willing to die in the hands of Lexi Sheckler? Oh well, everyone one has gotta go out sooner or later, why not make it memorable, right? That poor soul probably has no fucking clue what he's in for, and I stil say this after Lexi took time out to explain the match to him, because by the looks of his response, everything she said went in one ear and out the other, which means that he is so beyond dead once this match rolls around. Kylee takes another sip of her water when she sees something moving in her peripheral vision. She moves the water bottle down and then smirks as she sees Lexi Sheckler moving towards her. She has a grin on her face as the distance closes in on between her and Kylee.

Kylee Oliver:: Well, well, well if it isn't Miss Lexi Sheckler. *she smiles* I just saw your open challenge, and let me tell ya, you got your work cut out for you. I mean, between Alexa and Ryan....your career might by finished.

__xx The sarcasm is dripping off of Kylee's every word, and Lexi knows this. She smiles back devishly as she sits down on a crate opposite of Kylee.

TBC by Lexi Sheckler

This layout was made for Alleena by Burnt Halo at DAF. Don't be a dumbass; just request your own.



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From: MSN NicknameWrit3SinsNotTrag3di3sSent: 8/27/2008 6:45 PM

warning :: This roleplay is an original creation of Kylee Oliver. Since you were nosy enough to open this roleplay and read it, you should be prepared to see swearing, excessive ass kicking, and an abundance of sexual situations. If these sort of actions are unacceptable to you, then I implore you to please leave this roleplay. Because, I refuse to hear any whining or bitching later on. Thank you.

ky.png picture by ItsxInxThexBlood

dear diary :: __xxWhere's Ashton?...Cause I must be getting punk'd.
the record :: 00/00/00
the accomplishments :: EGWF's first Womens Intercontential (1x) (never defeated),EGWF's Womens Champion (1x) (never defeated),EGWF's Womens Tag Team Champion (1x) (never defeated),EGWF's second Undisputed Womens Champion, TWF Womens Champion (1x),Former EGWF Smackdown GM,Former RAW GM of wwe,Former Smackdown GM for XHW, XHW Hardcore Champion (1x), Wxe Womens Champion (1x)
out of character ::
shiiiiitt, where's that Maury girl when ya need her?

__xx Oh my fucking god. You must be joking, like seriously why the hell would anyone be stupid enough to re-do such a horrible movie as The Blair Witch Project? I mean, SAW was okay...but even then, what fucked up person thinks that they can re-create that shit. Perhaps someone needs what we people like to call a reality check? Because shit like that doesn't go down here in the real world, the Jigsaw murderers were definitely a creation from Hollywood...but perhaps she found out that her opponent, Kylee Oliver had killed a man back in her days, and wanted to look as equally bad ass. Actually, the more that I think about it...that's probably the case. Tier Rivers wanted to "torture" people in order for Kylee to think that instead of her facing some blonde, bimbo stripper, that she is actually fighting a serial killer of some kind. Ha, well guess what bitch? Kylee doesn't buy that shit...not for one minute. Now, new gimmick, please? Thanks in advance sweetheart, because the "psycho" look doesn't work for you at all...your too dumb for that to be taken seriously. But if you really think that you can be a psycho...then maybe Kylee will do a little "role play switch up" of her own....

__xx The scene opens up showing Kylee Oliver sitting on the edge of her coffee table with a cigarette in one hand and a Heineken beer in the other. She is looking up at the monitor with a huge grin on her face, the main reason because at this moment Tier Rivers is on her screen breaking a woman's feet, all just to get her to say that Tier will be winning against Kylee on Oasis. Now this is some fucking entertainment. Kylee laughs to herself as she takes another drink from her beer, who knows how long she had been drinking...but judging by her mood, the alcohol induced craziness was starting to seep it's way through the cracks of Kylee's usual stone cold personality. Kylee sets the beer down and now takes a hit of her cigarette, and as she starts to exhale, a knock can be heard at her door. She doesn't even glance over in that direction, too transfixed on the colorful scene of bullshit in front of her as she yells for the person to come in. The door opens a moment later, and there we see Lexi Sheckler standing in the door way. The expression on her face goes from mellow to 'what the fuck?' in just nano seconds. Kylee at this very moment is curled over laughing her ass off, and for those of you that don't know Kylee, this isn't typical behaviour for her. Lexi walks over to Kylee a bit cautiously, as she gives her a look of concern.

Lexi Sheckler:: Kylee, are you okay?....What the hell is so funny?

__xx Kylee lifts her head up to look Lexi in the eye, only for their to be tears in her own. Not from sadness, but from laughing so damn hard. Lexi now looks more confused than ever as Kylee tries to contain herself for a moment to speak.

Kylee Oliver:: Lexi...have you...seen...this fucking bull shit?!

__xx Kylee stiffles more giggles as she points up to the monitor with her free hand. Lexi follows Kylee's gaze and her eyes widen suddenly as she sees Tier Rivers....but not just Tier Rivers is on the screen. No, now there's some other chick with slash marks reaching from her wrists to her elbows. Kylee laughs as the scene progresses only for Tier to accuse the woman of slitting her wrists in an attempt to be like Kylee, who now apparantly slits her wrists. Kylee, still laughing tries to take another drag off of her cigarette when Tier suddenly drops the helpless bitch to the floor, sending Kylee into another spazm of laughter.

Lexi Sheckler:: What the fuck?! Seriously, this is just damn pathetic...Kylee do me a favour and please kick her barbie wanabe ass on Oasis. If I could, I'd help you do it just to make sure that she comes out of the ring so badly injured that she couldn't possibly ever embarass herself like this again.

__xx Kylee, still laughing, wipes away her tears as she sits up straight and takes a deep breathe to relax and calm herself. Never has she seen shit as stupid as this, and boy was it making her night, in fact she might just record this shit, for future laughs whenever she was pissed off. Kylee looks back up at the monitor, now seeing Tier babbling about how the title is hers, sick of Kylee being the baddest bitch, and blah blah blah. You know, the usual trash talk that sluts like her give out right before they get their asses beat?

Kylee Oliver:: Oh my god, Lexi...where the fuck is Ashton Kutcher, because I must be getting Punk'd right now. I mean, surely the bitch can't be this dumb...can she?

__xx Kylee's somewhat rhetorical question is answered when she glances back at the monitor to see Tier now throw this girl to the floor as the camera shuts off. Kylee smiles to herself as the monitor goes black, and reaches over for her beer.

Kylee Oliver:: Alright, apparantly she really is that dumb. Throwing no-name bitches around trying to make herself look bad ass to me. Truth be known, those were probably homeless hookers that she found downtown somewhere...and well, anyone can beat a homeless woman's ass. Wait, Lexi...you don't think she's comparing me to a homeless hooker do you? Because that would just....just really hurt my feelings!

__xx Kylee fakes a pout as she folds her arms across her chest. Lexi laughs at Kylee as she moves over to take a seat in a chair opposite of Kylee.

Lexi Sheckler:: Well, Kylee I dont know...you are pretty much identical to a homeless hooker. I mean the slashes on your wrists totally give it away.

__xx Lexi motions to Kylee's arms as Kylee looks down to examine them for herself. In her eyes, they looked slash free, but Tier for some reason was under the influence that Kylee self-mutilated herself on a daily basis. Kylee shrugs her shoulders as she takes another drink of her beer, finishing this one off, she pulls her arm back and tosses it in the direction of the trash can. She shoots....she misses...badly.

Kylee Oliver:: Fuck. One day, I'm going to make it into that god damn trash can.

__xx Lexi looks over at the shattered beer bottle, and shakes her head as she notices, it wasn't the first bottle to hit the wall, and miss the trash can. Kylee must of been going at this for a while.

Kylee Oliver:: Okay, but seriously...why would I slit my wrists? I'm not depressed, and I sure as hell don't lack for anything. I mean have she not seen my title run record? Winning this Harlet Championship, is just going to be another accomplishment that will blend in with the many others....so I guess she was right about one thing, I don't really give a fuck about this belt. I don't need it to prove I'm the biggest bitch here, but if winning the belt means tearing Tier from limb to limb, then hell, why the fuck not be wwR's first ever Harlet Champion?

Lexi Sheckler:: Kylee...not to get completly off subject, but you saying Tier's name, reminded me that I still don't know how the fuck to pronounce her dumb ass name. So, is it like "tiara"...but with out the "ah" sound?

Kylee Oliver:: You know, I don't really know. I just decided to pronounce it like "tear", because her slogen is "cry me a river"...which has to do with tears, and since her last name is 'Rivers', Tear Rivers seems to flow for her. *she shrugs her shoulders* Not that I really give a fuck...it's not like I plan on crying out her name in that ring, begging for mercy or some shit like she seems to think I'm going to do. I'm just glad my name is a no-brainer, so when she is screaming it, she won't sound completly retarded for mis-pronouncing it.

__xx Kylee now stands to her feet, and stumbles a bit. She laughs at this, as she starts to pace the floor back and forth, which begins to look more and more like a circle, as opposed to a straight line, because Kylee can't walk worth shit right now. Kylee then stops in front of Lexi as her eyes widen in excitement.

Kylee Oliver:: Oh my god, Lexi! I know what I can do for my next promo!

Lexi Sheckler:: Find and beat miss "Tear Rivers" ass early?

Kylee Oliver:: No, no...I did that when I debuted here....but have you ever watched Viva La Bam?

Lexi Sheckler:: Yes, that's like one of my favorite shows...but what does that have to do with...?

Kylee Oliver:: Remember the 'sushi' fish episode?

Lexi Sheckler:: Yeaah...still not seeing where you're going with this Kylee.

__xx Kylee laughs to herself as she puts up a finger, signaling Lexi to wait right there for just a moment. She then takes one of her duffel bags and drags it into the bathroom with her and slams the door shut. Lexi looks a little concerned for Kylee, because who know what the hell she was talking about...but she doesn't have much time for her imagination to create ideas for her, because moments later the door swings open and there standing in the door way is Kylee in the infamous Brandon Dicamillo Sushi Fish costume. Lexi's mouth drops, but then seconds later she bursts into laughter, as she tries to speak.

Lexi Sheckler:: Kylee...what...the fuck?! Where...did you...get that?!

Kylee Oliver:: Let me just start off by saying that Ebay has everything. *she smiles* And if Tier Rivers can be fucking Jigsaw, then why the hell can't I be the Sushi Fish?!

__xx Lexi starts laughing again as Kylee reaches over into her other bag and pulls out a video camera. She walks over to Lexi and hands it to her, Lexi takes it with shaking hands, still laughing her ass of at Kylee as she speaks.

Lexi Sheckler:: What is this for?

Kylee Oliver:: You're going to video tape me as the Sushi fish. Duh Lexi! Now, are you ready?

Lexi Sheckler:: No, I think I need a beer in order to do this.

__xx Kylee walks over to the mini fridge in her room and grabs another Heineken and then tosses it over to Lexi. Luckily, Lexi caught it, because otherwise, with Kylee's aim, god knows it would of hit the fucking wall.

TBC by Lexi Sheckler

This layout was made for Alleena by Burnt Halo at DAF. Don't be a dumbass; just request your own.


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From: MSN NicknameWrit3SinsNotTrag3di3sSent: 8/28/2008 5:27 AM

warning :: This roleplay is an original creation of Kylee Oliver. Since you were nosy enough to open this roleplay and read it, you should be prepared to see swearing, excessive ass kicking, and an abundance of sexual situations. If these sort of actions are unacceptable to you, then I implore you to please leave this roleplay. Because, I refuse to hear any whining or bitching later on. Thank you.

ky.png picture by ItsxInxThexBlood

dear diary :: __xxWhere's Ashton?...Cause I must be getting punk'd.
the record :: 00/00/00
the accomplishments :: EGWF's first Womens Intercontential (1x) (never defeated),EGWF's Womens Champion (1x) (never defeated),EGWF's Womens Tag Team Champion (1x) (never defeated),EGWF's second Undisputed Womens Champion, TWF Womens Champion (1x),Former EGWF Smackdown GM,Former RAW GM of wwe,Former Smackdown GM for XHW, XHW Hardcore Champion (1x), Wxe Womens Champion (1x)
out of character ::
shiiiiitt, where's that Maury girl when ya need her?

__xx Oh my fucking god. You must be joking, like seriously why the hell would anyone be stupid enough to re-do such a horrible movie as The Blair Witch Project? I mean, SAW was okay...but even then, what fucked up person thinks that they can re-create that shit. Perhaps someone needs what we people like to call a reality check? Because shit like that doesn't go down here in the real world, the Jigsaw murderers were definitely a creation from Hollywood...but perhaps she found out that her opponent, Kylee Oliver had killed a man back in her days, and wanted to look as equally bad ass. Actually, the more that I think about it...that's probably the case. Tier Rivers wanted to "torture" people in order for Kylee to think that instead of her facing some blonde, bimbo stripper, that she is actually fighting a serial killer of some kind. Ha, well guess what bitch? Kylee doesn't buy that shit...not for one minute. Now, new gimmick, please? Thanks in advance sweetheart, because the "psycho" look doesn't work for you at all...your too dumb for that to be taken seriously. But if you really think that you can be a psycho...then maybe Kylee will do a little "role play switch up" of her own....

__xx The scene opens up showing Kylee Oliver sitting on the edge of her coffee table with a cigarette in one hand and a Heineken beer in the other. She is looking up at the monitor with a huge grin on her face, the main reason because at this moment Tier Rivers is on her screen breaking a woman's feet, all just to get her to say that Tier will be winning against Kylee on Oasis. Now this is some fucking entertainment. Kylee laughs to herself as she takes another drink from her beer, who knows how long she had been drinking...but judging by her mood, the alcohol induced craziness was starting to seep it's way through the cracks of Kylee's usual stone cold personality. Kylee sets the beer down and now takes a hit of her cigarette, and as she starts to exhale, a knock can be heard at her door. She doesn't even glance over in that direction, too transfixed on the colorful scene of bullshit in front of her as she yells for the person to come in. The door opens a moment later, and there we see Lexi Sheckler standing in the door way. The expression on her face goes from mellow to 'what the fuck?' in just nano seconds. Kylee at this very moment is curled over laughing her ass off, and for those of you that don't know Kylee, this isn't typical behaviour for her. Lexi walks over to Kylee a bit cautiously, as she gives her a look of concern.

Lexi Sheckler:: Kylee, are you okay?....What the hell is so funny?

__xx Kylee lifts her head up to look Lexi in the eye, only for their to be tears in her own. Not from sadness, but from laughing so damn hard. Lexi now looks more confused than ever as Kylee tries to contain herself for a moment to speak.

Kylee Oliver:: Lexi...have you...seen...this fucking bull shit?!

__xx Kylee stiffles more giggles as she points up to the monitor with her free hand. Lexi follows Kylee's gaze and her eyes widen suddenly as she sees Tier Rivers....but not just Tier Rivers is on the screen. No, now there's some other chick with slash marks reaching from her wrists to her elbows. Kylee laughs as the scene progresses only for Tier to accuse the woman of slitting her wrists in an attempt to be like Kylee, who now apparantly slits her wrists. Kylee, still laughing tries to take another drag off of her cigarette when Tier suddenly drops the helpless bitch to the floor, sending Kylee into another spazm of laughter.

Lexi Sheckler:: What the fuck?! Seriously, this is just damn pathetic...Kylee do me a favour and please kick her barbie wanabe ass on Oasis. If I could, I'd help you do it just to make sure that she comes out of the ring so badly injured that she couldn't possibly ever embarass herself like this again.

__xx Kylee, still laughing, wipes away her tears as she sits up straight and takes a deep breathe to relax and calm herself. Never has she seen shit as stupid as this, and boy was it making her night, in fact she might just record this shit, for future laughs whenever she was pissed off. Kylee looks back up at the monitor, now seeing Tier babbling about how the title is hers, sick of Kylee being the baddest bitch, and blah blah blah. You know, the usual trash talk that sluts like her give out right before they get their asses beat?

Kylee Oliver:: Oh my god, Lexi...where the fuck is Ashton Kutcher, because I must be getting Punk'd right now. I mean, surely the bitch can't be this dumb...can she?

__xx Kylee's somewhat rhetorical question is answered when she glances back at the monitor to see Tier now throw this girl to the floor as the camera shuts off. Kylee smiles to herself as the monitor goes black, and reaches over for her beer.

Kylee Oliver:: Alright, apparantly she really is that dumb. Throwing no-name bitches around trying to make herself look bad ass to me. Truth be known, those were probably homeless hookers that she found downtown somewhere...and well, anyone can beat a homeless woman's ass. Wait, Lexi...you don't think she's comparing me to a homeless hooker do you? Because that would just....just really hurt my feelings!

__xx Kylee fakes a pout as she folds her arms across her chest. Lexi laughs at Kylee as she moves over to take a seat in a chair opposite of Kylee.

Lexi Sheckler:: Well, Kylee I dont know...you are pretty much identical to a homeless hooker. I mean the slashes on your wrists totally give it away.

__xx Lexi motions to Kylee's arms as Kylee looks down to examine them for herself. In her eyes, they looked slash free, but Tier for some reason was under the influence that Kylee self-mutilated herself on a daily basis. Kylee shrugs her shoulders as she takes another drink of her beer, finishing this one off, she pulls her arm back and tosses it in the direction of the trash can. She shoots....she misses...badly.

Kylee Oliver:: Fuck. One day, I'm going to make it into that god damn trash can.

__xx Lexi looks over at the shattered beer bottle, and shakes her head as she notices, it wasn't the first bottle to hit the wall, and miss the trash can. Kylee must of been going at this for a while.

Kylee Oliver:: Okay, but seriously...why would I slit my wrists? I'm not depressed, and I sure as hell don't lack for anything. I mean have she not seen my title run record? Winning this Harlet Championship, is just going to be another accomplishment that will blend in with the many others....so I guess she was right about one thing, I don't really give a fuck about this belt. I don't need it to prove I'm the biggest bitch here, but if winning the belt means tearing Tier from limb to limb, then hell, why the fuck not be wwR's first ever Harlet Champion?

Lexi Sheckler:: Kylee...not to get completly off subject, but you saying Tier's name, reminded me that I still don't know how the fuck to pronounce her dumb ass name. So, is it like "tiara"...but with out the "ah" sound?

Kylee Oliver:: You know, I don't really know. I just decided to pronounce it like "tear", because her slogen is "cry me a river"...which has to do with tears, and since her last name is 'Rivers', Tear Rivers seems to flow for her. *she shrugs her shoulders* Not that I really give a fuck...it's not like I plan on crying out her name in that ring, begging for mercy or some shit like she seems to think I'm going to do. I'm just glad my name is a no-brainer, so when she is screaming it, she won't sound completly retarded for mis-pronouncing it.

__xx Kylee now stands to her feet, and stumbles a bit. She laughs at this, as she starts to pace the floor back and forth, which begins to look more and more like a circle, as opposed to a straight line, because Kylee can't walk worth shit right now. Kylee then stops in front of Lexi as her eyes widen in excitement.

Kylee Oliver:: Oh my god, Lexi! I know what I can do for my next promo!

Lexi Sheckler:: Find and beat miss "Tear Rivers" ass early?

Kylee Oliver:: No, no...I did that when I debuted here....but have you ever watched Viva La Bam?

Lexi Sheckler:: Yes, that's like one of my favorite shows...but what does that have to do with...?

Kylee Oliver:: Remember the 'sushi' fish episode?

Lexi Sheckler:: Yeaah...still not seeing where you're going with this Kylee.

__xx Kylee laughs to herself as she puts up a finger, signaling Lexi to wait right there for just a moment. She then takes one of her duffel bags and drags it into the bathroom with her and slams the door shut. Lexi looks a little concerned for Kylee, because who know what the hell she was talking about...but she doesn't have much time for her imagination to create ideas for her, because moments later the door swings open and there standing in the door way is Kylee in the infamous Brandon Dicamillo Sushi Fish costume. Lexi's mouth drops, but then seconds later she bursts into laughter, as she tries to speak.

Lexi Sheckler:: Kylee...what...the fuck?! Where...did you...get that?!

Kylee Oliver:: Let me just start off by saying that Ebay has everything. *she smiles* And if Tier Rivers can be fucking Jigsaw, then why the hell can't I be the Sushi Fish?!

__xx Lexi starts laughing again as Kylee reaches over into her other bag and pulls out a video camera. She walks over to Lexi and hands it to her, Lexi takes it with shaking hands, still laughing her ass of at Kylee as she speaks.

Lexi Sheckler:: What is this for?

Kylee Oliver:: You're going to video tape me as the Sushi fish. Duh Lexi! Now, are you ready?

Lexi Sheckler:: No, I think I need a beer in order to do this.

__xx Kylee walks over to the mini fridge in her room and grabs another Heineken and then tosses it over to Lexi. Luckily, Lexi caught it, because otherwise, with Kylee's aim, god knows it would of hit the fucking wall. Lexi finishes off the beer in just seconds and then sets the bottle down on the floor beside her.

Lexi Sheckler:: Okay, let's do this bitch.

__xx Lexi and Kylee share a laugh as they step out into the wwR hallway. Kylee takes off in a drunken run as Lexi follows close behind her. People start to stop and stare at the drunk duo as Kylee yells out...

Kylee Oliver:: Sushi fish! Come and get your free sushi!!

__xx They continue on down the hall until finally they stumble across none other than Tier River's locker room. Kylee smiles to herself as she walks up to the door and begins to knock.

Kylee Oliver:: Make sure you get this on camera.

Lexi Sheckler:: How could I not? This shit is going to be priceless.

__xx Kylee continues to knock on the door in an annoying sing song rythm as someone from the other side yells "Calm the fuck down! I'm coming!"...this doesn't stop Kylee from knocking when suddenly the door swings open, and Kylee still in motion hits Tier square on the head.

Tier Rivers:: Ow What the hell?!

__xx Tier moves her hand up to her head, but then stops when she gets a good look at what is standing in front of her. I mean, how would you react if you saw a giant ass fish standing in front of your door?...I imagine you would act much like Tier. Her eyes pop open, as her mouth drops and she stutters for words.

Tier Rivers:: What...what...what the fuck? Kylee...is...is that you in there?

__xx Kylee and Lexi laugh at Tier's reaction as Kylee pushes Tier aside and steps inside her locker room. Lexi follows her inside and Tier still too stunned to do anything to stop them, just steps aside as she looks after them. She leaves the door open as Kylee now turns back around to look at her.

TBC by Lexi Sheckler

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From: MSN NicknameWrit3SinsNotTrag3di3sSent: 8/28/2008 6:31 AM

warning :: This roleplay is an original creation of Kylee Oliver. Since you were nosy enough to open this roleplay and read it, you should be prepared to see swearing, excessive ass kicking, and an abundance of sexual situations. If these sort of actions are unacceptable to you, then I implore you to please leave this roleplay. Because, I refuse to hear any whining or bitching later on. Thank you.

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dear diary :: __xxWhere's Ashton?...Cause I must be getting punk'd.
the record :: 00/00/00
the accomplishments :: EGWF's first Womens Intercontential (1x) (never defeated),EGWF's Womens Champion (1x) (never defeated),EGWF's Womens Tag Team Champion (1x) (never defeated),EGWF's second Undisputed Womens Champion, TWF Womens Champion (1x),Former EGWF Smackdown GM,Former RAW GM of wwe,Former Smackdown GM for XHW, XHW Hardcore Champion (1x), Wxe Womens Champion (1x)
out of character ::
shiiiiitt, where's that Maury girl when ya need her?

__xx Oh my fucking god. You must be joking, like seriously why the hell would anyone be stupid enough to re-do such a horrible movie as The Blair Witch Project? I mean, SAW was okay...but even then, what fucked up person thinks that they can re-create that shit. Perhaps someone needs what we people like to call a reality check? Because shit like that doesn't go down here in the real world, the Jigsaw murderers were definitely a creation from Hollywood...but perhaps she found out that her opponent, Kylee Oliver had killed a man back in her days, and wanted to look as equally bad ass. Actually, the more that I think about it...that's probably the case. Tier Rivers wanted to "torture" people in order for Kylee to think that instead of her facing some blonde, bimbo stripper, that she is actually fighting a serial killer of some kind. Ha, well guess what bitch? Kylee doesn't buy that shit...not for one minute. Now, new gimmick, please? Thanks in advance sweetheart, because the "psycho" look doesn't work for you at all...your too dumb for that to be taken seriously. But if you really think that you can be a psycho...then maybe Kylee will do a little "role play switch up" of her own....

__xx The scene opens up showing Kylee Oliver sitting on the edge of her coffee table with a cigarette in one hand and a Heineken beer in the other. She is looking up at the monitor with a huge grin on her face, the main reason because at this moment Tier Rivers is on her screen breaking a woman's feet, all just to get her to say that Tier will be winning against Kylee on Oasis. Now this is some fucking entertainment. Kylee laughs to herself as she takes another drink from her beer, who knows how long she had been drinking...but judging by her mood, the alcohol induced craziness was starting to seep it's way through the cracks of Kylee's usual stone cold personality. Kylee sets the beer down and now takes a hit of her cigarette, and as she starts to exhale, a knock can be heard at her door. She doesn't even glance over in that direction, too transfixed on the colorful scene of bullshit in front of her as she yells for the person to come in. The door opens a moment later, and there we see Lexi Sheckler standing in the door way. The expression on her face goes from mellow to 'what the fuck?' in just nano seconds. Kylee at this very moment is curled over laughing her ass off, and for those of you that don't know Kylee, this isn't typical behaviour for her. Lexi walks over to Kylee a bit cautiously, as she gives her a look of concern.

Lexi Sheckler:: Kylee, are you okay?....What the hell is so funny?

__xx Kylee lifts her head up to look Lexi in the eye, only for their to be tears in her own. Not from sadness, but from laughing so damn hard. Lexi now looks more confused than ever as Kylee tries to contain herself for a moment to speak.

Kylee Oliver:: Lexi...have you...seen...this fucking bull shit?!

__xx Kylee stiffles more giggles as she points up to the monitor with her free hand. Lexi follows Kylee's gaze and her eyes widen suddenly as she sees Tier Rivers....but not just Tier Rivers is on the screen. No, now there's some other chick with slash marks reaching from her wrists to her elbows. Kylee laughs as the scene progresses only for Tier to accuse the woman of slitting her wrists in an attempt to be like Kylee, who now apparantly slits her wrists. Kylee, still laughing tries to take another drag off of her cigarette when Tier suddenly drops the helpless bitch to the floor, sending Kylee into another spazm of laughter.

Lexi Sheckler:: What the fuck?! Seriously, this is just damn pathetic...Kylee do me a favour and please kick her barbie wanabe ass on Oasis. If I could, I'd help you do it just to make sure that she comes out of the ring so badly injured that she couldn't possibly ever embarass herself like this again.

__xx Kylee, still laughing, wipes away her tears as she sits up straight and takes a deep breathe to relax and calm herself. Never has she seen shit as stupid as this, and boy was it making her night, in fact she might just record this shit, for future laughs whenever she was pissed off. Kylee looks back up at the monitor, now seeing Tier babbling about how the title is hers, sick of Kylee being the baddest bitch, and blah blah blah. You know, the usual trash talk that sluts like her give out right before they get their asses beat?

Kylee Oliver:: Oh my god, Lexi...where the fuck is Ashton Kutcher, because I must be getting Punk'd right now. I mean, surely the bitch can't be this dumb...can she?

__xx Kylee's somewhat rhetorical question is answered when she glances back at the monitor to see Tier now throw this girl to the floor as the camera shuts off. Kylee smiles to herself as the monitor goes black, and reaches over for her beer.

Kylee Oliver:: Alright, apparantly she really is that dumb. Throwing no-name bitches around trying to make herself look bad ass to me. Truth be known, those were probably homeless hookers that she found downtown somewhere...and well, anyone can beat a homeless woman's ass. Wait, Lexi...you don't think she's comparing me to a homeless hooker do you? Because that would just....just really hurt my feelings!

__xx Kylee fakes a pout as she folds her arms across her chest. Lexi laughs at Kylee as she moves over to take a seat in a chair opposite of Kylee.

Lexi Sheckler:: Well, Kylee I dont know...you are pretty much identical to a homeless hooker. I mean the slashes on your wrists totally give it away.

__xx Lexi motions to Kylee's arms as Kylee looks down to examine them for herself. In her eyes, they looked slash free, but Tier for some reason was under the influence that Kylee self-mutilated herself on a daily basis. Kylee shrugs her shoulders as she takes another drink of her beer, finishing this one off, she pulls her arm back and tosses it in the direction of the trash can. She shoots....she misses...badly.

Kylee Oliver:: Fuck. One day, I'm going to make it into that god damn trash can.

__xx Lexi looks over at the shattered beer bottle, and shakes her head as she notices, it wasn't the first bottle to hit the wall, and miss the trash can. Kylee must of been going at this for a while.

Kylee Oliver:: Okay, but seriously...why would I slit my wrists? I'm not depressed, and I sure as hell don't lack for anything. I mean have she not seen my title run record? Winning this Harlet Championship, is just going to be another accomplishment that will blend in with the many others....so I guess she was right about one thing, I don't really give a fuck about this belt. I don't need it to prove I'm the biggest bitch here, but if winning the belt means tearing Tier from limb to limb, then hell, why the fuck not be wwR's first ever Harlet Champion?

Lexi Sheckler:: Kylee...not to get completly off subject, but you saying Tier's name, reminded me that I still don't know how the fuck to pronounce her dumb ass name. So, is it like "tiara"...but with out the "ah" sound?

Kylee Oliver:: You know, I don't really know. I just decided to pronounce it like "tear", because her slogen is "cry me a river"...which has to do with tears, and since her last name is 'Rivers', Tear Rivers seems to flow for her. *she shrugs her shoulders* Not that I really give a fuck...it's not like I plan on crying out her name in that ring, begging for mercy or some shit like she seems to think I'm going to do. I'm just glad my name is a no-brainer, so when she is screaming it, she won't sound completly retarded for mis-pronouncing it.

__xx Kylee now stands to her feet, and stumbles a bit. She laughs at this, as she starts to pace the floor back and forth, which begins to look more and more like a circle, as opposed to a straight line, because Kylee can't walk worth shit right now. Kylee then stops in front of Lexi as her eyes widen in excitement.

Kylee Oliver:: Oh my god, Lexi! I know what I can do for my next promo!

Lexi Sheckler:: Find and beat miss "Tear Rivers" ass early?

Kylee Oliver:: No, no...I did that when I debuted here....but have you ever watched Viva La Bam?

Lexi Sheckler:: Yes, that's like one of my favorite shows...but what does that have to do with...?

Kylee Oliver:: Remember the 'sushi' fish episode?

Lexi Sheckler:: Yeaah...still not seeing where you're going with this Kylee.

__xx Kylee laughs to herself as she puts up a finger, signaling Lexi to wait right there for just a moment. She then takes one of her duffel bags and drags it into the bathroom with her and slams the door shut. Lexi looks a little concerned for Kylee, because who know what the hell she was talking about...but she doesn't have much time for her imagination to create ideas for her, because moments later the door swings open and there standing in the door way is Kylee in the infamous Brandon Dicamillo Sushi Fish costume. Lexi's mouth drops, but then seconds later she bursts into laughter, as she tries to speak.

Lexi Sheckler:: Kylee...what...the fuck?! Where...did you...get that?!

Kylee Oliver:: Let me just start off by saying that Ebay has everything. *she smiles* And if Tier Rivers can be fucking Jigsaw, then why the hell can't I be the Sushi Fish?!

__xx Lexi starts laughing again as Kylee reaches over into her other bag and pulls out a video camera. She walks over to Lexi and hands it to her, Lexi takes it with shaking hands, still laughing her ass of at Kylee as she speaks.

Lexi Sheckler:: What is this for?

Kylee Oliver:: You're going to video tape me as the Sushi fish. Duh Lexi! Now, are you ready?

Lexi Sheckler:: No, I think I need a beer in order to do this.

__xx Kylee walks over to the mini fridge in her room and grabs another Heineken and then tosses it over to Lexi. Luckily, Lexi caught it, because otherwise, with Kylee's aim, god knows it would of hit the fucking wall. Lexi finishes off the beer in just seconds and then sets the bottle down on the floor beside her.

Lexi Sheckler:: Okay, let's do this bitch.

__xx Lexi and Kylee share a laugh as they step out into the wwR hallway. Kylee takes off in a drunken run as Lexi follows close behind her. People start to stop and stare at the drunk duo as Kylee yells out...

Kylee Oliver:: Sushi fish! Come and get your free sushi!!

__xx They continue on down the hall until finally they stumble across none other than Tier River's locker room. Kylee smiles to herself as she walks up to the door and begins to knock.

Kylee Oliver:: Make sure you get this on camera.

Lexi Sheckler:: How could I not? This shit is going to be priceless.

__xx Kylee continues to knock on the door in an annoying sing song rythm as someone from the other side yells "Calm the fuck down! I'm coming!"...this doesn't stop Kylee from knocking when suddenly the door swings open, and Kylee still in motion hits Tier square on the head.

Tier Rivers:: Ow What the hell?!

__xx Tier moves her hand up to her head, but then stops when she gets a good look at what is standing in front of her. I mean, how would you react if you saw a giant ass fish standing in front of your door?...I imagine you would act much like Tier. Her eyes pop open, as her mouth drops and she stutters for words.

Tier Rivers:: What...what...what the fuck? Kylee...is...is that you in there?

__xx Kylee and Lexi laugh at Tier's reaction as Kylee pushes Tier aside and steps inside her locker room. Lexi follows her inside and Tier still too stunned to do anything to stop them, just steps aside as she looks after them. She leaves the door open as Kylee now turns back around to look at her.

Tier Rivers:: Seriously, what the hell is this all about? You're making a complete ass out of yourself! I mean, is this supposed to inimidate me? Because it's not!

Kylee Oliver:: No, no darling. I've already intimadated you enough...tonight I thought I'd 'play a little game' and get down on your level...which is very low by the way. *she smirks* But seriously, if you can be Jigsaw...then I thought to myself, why the hell can't I be the god damn sushi fish from Viva La Bam? So, I guess you could say this little stunt is to show you how your pathetic promo looked to me. It wasn't scary, wasn't intimidating, but hell...it sure was entertaining! Ask Lexi, I couldn't breathe for a straight minute at one point. It really did give me a good laugh, but I'm thinking that's not what you were aiming for, was it Miss Tier? I'm thinking that you were hoping that your promo would scare me shitless, because you're some kind of wana be crazy psycho now. But I'm sure that whoever else watched it this evening would agree with me that it was just damn right humiliating. Picking up homeless people and random ass whores and torturing them...who do you think you are?...Oh wait, don't answer that. You think you're Jigsaw. *she laughs* Silly me to forget such a thing...oh, hey...mind if I have a seat?

__xx Kylee doesn't wait for Tier's answer and goes to sit down on the couch, only to fall over sideways, due to the tail of the costume. This sends both Lexi and Kylee into a fit of laughter as Kylee lays there on the couch.

Tier Rivers:: Okay, you guys have to be drunk...

Lexi Sheckler::  Really? What gave you the first clue?

__xx Tier rolls her eyes at Lexi's smart ass comment and focuses back on Kylee.

Tier Rivers:: Alright, you drunk bastards can leave now....both of you are dumb fucks.

__xx Kylee now makes an effort to stand up, and falls of the couch instead. She laughs a little as she sits up and takes off the head part to her costume, revealing her face to be flushed red with laughter.

Kylee Oliver:: Us? Dumb fucks? *she laughs* Ah, and this is coming from the chick that made a Jigsaw promo! You do know that those people are going to sue you for everything that you own? Which actually, probably isn't nothing more than a couple of home made porno movies and a dozen pair of stripper heels. But still....those bitches will sue for you attempting to do bodily harm, and believe me when I'll say I'll be the first witness in the court that day, seeing as how I recorded a copy of that shit for proof of how stupid you are.

Tier Rivers:: Whatever Kylee...I know what you're trying to do...you're trying to mess with my head...and I'm not going to fall for it.

Kylee Oliver:: Right. I'm trying to mess with your head by throwing at you a reality check. Yep, that's how my mind games work. You totally figured it out. *she laughs* God, you are so fucking dumb! I cannot believe that even drunk, I have a higher IQ then you!

__xx Kylee now stands up, the head of the costume under her left arm as she continues to speak.

Kylee Oliver:: Tier, I know you think that you're going to win tomorrow night in our match...over the fact that you "want" the title more than me. And perhaps maybe you do, god knows I've had enough title runs in my past...but then again, it's also been a hell of a long time since I've had a championship. So, I'm going to stop at nothing to win...even if a title wasn't involved, just destroying your disgusting little body would be enough motivation. Hopefully you're prepared to get your ass handed to you, because at the very least that's what is going to happen.

__xx With a grin on her face, Kylee moves over to Tier as she steps back a bit, placing herself up against her own locker room wall. Kylee smiles at this, but decides not to get too close, in fear of giving the poor girl a heart attack, I mean she already got choked out once, she didn't know if she had the strength to have it happen to her again.

Kylee Oliver:: Well Tier, I'll leave you now...because I could go on all night about how lame you are in comparison to myself, but honestly, it would be nothing more than a waste of my time. You'll figure that out soon enough, and at least if you do get thrown into jail, you'll get a lot of down time to re-think your pathetic existance, and what you could do to change that.

__xx Kylee now steps away from Tier and motions for Lexi to go ahead and leave as Kylee stops and looks back at Tier.

Kylee Oliver:: Oh, I almost forgot...Good luck on Oasis darling...God knows you'll need more than that..but still, it is the mature and polite thing to do. *she smiles*

__xx Kylee laughs lightly to herself as she turns and walks out of Tier's locker room, shutting the door behind her. Tier still looks a bit stunned at Kylee's actions, not too sure what to make out of all of it. But then shakes her head and walks away out of the view of the camera as the scene cuts back to Kylee and Lexi who are now working their way back to Kylee's locker room.

Lexi Sheckler:: Did you see that bitch's reaction?! It was so fucking hilarious!

Kylee Oliver:: I know!...ah, we should go back to my locker room, drink a few more beers and just replay that clip over to get another good laugh.

Lexi Sheckler:: That sounds like a hell of a plan...let's go.

__xx Kylee and Lexi now reach her locker room and go inside where Kylee changes back into her normal clothes and grabs a couple beers out of the fridge. She hands one to Lexi as she moves to sit down beside her on the couch. They then start to replay their video as more laughter escapes out of their mouths. The night will continue on like this, both girls getting drunk as hell, watching random ass shit and talking trash. The scene now starts to fade out, leaving Kylee and Lexi to just kick back and relax for the rest of the night.

TBC by only me =]

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