[Warning] This roleplay is an Adalyn Raine one-of-a-kind creation. You should use caution before reading on, because this roleplay will contain violence, bitchy attitudes, curse words, ass kicking and possibly some graphic sexual situations. If you find any of the above mentioned things revolting in any way, then I suggest you take your virgin ass somewhere else, and step the fuck away from this masterpiece. If you even so much as open your mouth to complain, Adalyn will shove her five-inch, Betsy Johnson heels down your throat!

xXx Adalyn Raine 

Okay so officially both of these bitches have made their presence known for our match...which is just fantastic because that means that this will indeed be a triple threat match and not just some normal half ass match due to someone backing out at the last minute. Now, here is the not so fantastic bit of news...both of these girls are dumb fucks. Between Kirsten and her "Oh my gawd, i'm so nice and awsome" fake personality and Eryn's "hee hee, I'm gonna try and sound educated when really I'm just a moron" facade...the rest of these promos are going to be hell to sit through and try to watch. Which is why I've decided to hire my own personal little bitch to watch the promos for me and give me the basics! Unfortunately I didn't have him for this service prior to Eryn's promo...meaning yes, I did have to sit through that entire blurb about...well, NOTHING. I swear I had to go take a tylenol after watching that magical and fluent bull shit. But whatever, from now on I will have....eh, I won't spoil the surprise and tell you his name now, because in about five seconds your going to meet him. Excited yet?....good, you should be...only I could come up with an idea as grand as this, just wish I would of thought of it sooner. __;; The scene opens up showing Adalyn Raine sitting back in her hotel room, obviously still not bothering to show at the arena yet as she primps in front of the full length mirror, curling her hair and pinning it back to create a small poof at the crown of her head. She then reaches over and grabs the pink Tarina Tarantino tiara that she had obtained the other day and securely places it on her head in front of the poof. She smiles at her reflection and then stands back to get a good look at her full attire which consists of black leggings with a pink Jessica Louise mini dress over top. She nods her head in approval as a knock can be heard from her hotel room door. Adalyn walks over to the door and and slowly opens it up to reveal a man standing there that no one has ever seen before. He has jet black hair that is gelled in a cute, messy kind of look and a pale complection to contrast the color of his hair...he is dressed casually in a pair of jeans and an Affliction shirt and has a smile on his face as Adalyn steps aside and lets the mystery man into her room. She then guides him over to a couch placed at the far end of her room as they both take a seat and she smiles at him, preparing to speak. Adalyn Raine;; I'm so glad that you could make it today...I really wanted to debut you to the fans and my opponents as soon as possible, so they could realize that since the general population of the WGEF have proven once again to be a complete and total waste of my time, that I have decided to use my god given intelligence and hire you to sacrifice some of your brain cells and sit through those god awful promos and just give me the really needed information. Mystery Guy;; Well it's my pleasure Adalyn...I understand how time consuming it must be for someone of your ascribed status to sit through such repetitive bull shit on a day to day basis. Adalyn Raine;; *she rolls her eyes and nods her head* Augh, you have nooo idea! But anyways, let's get this show on the road and introduce you *she point to him* to all of them! __;; Adalyn now points over in the direction of the camera as she turns to face the camera man with a smile on her face. The man sitting beside her also looks over at the camera with a smug little grin on his face as Adalyn begins to speak. Adalyn Raine;; Hello lovers! I hope you all are having a pleasant afternoon, and are further anticipating to see my match again new comer, Eryn Neman and basic nobody, Kirsten Stratus. *she smirks* Now, I am guessing you all have already seen my other amazing promo along with the promos belonging to Eryn and Kirsten, and for those of you that have seen all of them, you are probably thinking something along the lines of, "Wow! Watching Eryn and Kirsten's promos are like trying to watch someone that is cognitively impaired form a coherent sentence." And trust me when I say that for those of you that are thinking something similar to that, I am totally right there beside you thinking the same thing. Because both of thos promos, especially Eryn's twenty minute babble about absolutly nothing gave me a freakin migraine that made any hardcore hangover sound like heaven. And seriously, I would like to know how it's possible for any one person to talk for that long of a period and make absolutly no sense whatsoever. Like, I've been around crack heads that make more sense than her...at least when they talk in circles, it eventually comes to an end and you can kind of gather their main idea. But...*she shakes her head in disbelief*...but Eryn's promo was just horrendous! A kid with ADHD couldn't follow that shit and make sense of it. One minute she is freaking out over ego, and no that wasn't your ears ringing, she really did say that word six times in a row...and the next minute she is giving me "compliments"...like seriously, more than once her train of thought went off the track and dove nose first into a ditch somewhere. *she smiles arrogantly* And where did all that shit come from about addition and subtraction? I half expected her to start mouthing off math problems after that educated little sentence. And then, here is where the train crashed again when in her next breath she compared me to the Holy Bible. *she purses her lips and scrunches her eyebrows for a moment over this* Now...I wouldn't say that was 'confusing' persay, because well I am quite a work of art, just like that book...but just her timing of talking about subjects and making it all fit together to make some actual sense is completely absent. *she shrugs her shoulders a bit as she continues* But whatever, no longer do I have to deal with listening to horrendous shit like that again because I have...*she motions to the man beside her*...him! And to really clarify what I mean by saying that I 'have him'...I mean that I have hired Derek here to basically be my little assistant and watch all the other promos that Eryn and Kirsten will put out for me! This way I just get the "facts" straight from a reliable source that can actually speak with some intelligence. *she now looks over at Derek as she continues* So, go on Derek, introduce yourself and say hello to the public! Derek Miller;; *he smiles* Hello everyone, as Adalyn just said a moment ago, I'm Derek...Derek Miller and at least up until this week's Friday Night Fight Night is over you guys will be seeing me around the arena and various places waiting for Kirsten Stratus and Eryn Newman to cut more promos. Now, some of you may be wondering what kind of person would actually do something like this for Adalyn Raine?...but the better question is, who wouldn't want to do something like this for Miss Adalyn? *he smiles coyly* Despite what people may think, this girl is quite a charming, brilliant, sophisticated, and let's not forget stylish young lady...so really it's not that bad getting paid a couple hundred dollars just to listen to some bitches whine and rant about nonsense. Sure, it might be torture on my ears...and possibly my brain cells, but whatever it takes to help Adalyn get through this week and ready for her match without unnecessary drama, I'm willing to take over that part and let her go out and party. *he pauses and then looks over to Adalyn* Okay, so I don't really have much else to say...would you like to take it from here? Adalyn Raine;; I would love to Derek! *she smiles and looks back into the camera* Now, there are only a couple other things I would like to say before I go off the air and let you all sink back into depression once my gorgeous face leaves the screen again...*she smirks*...Firstly, to touch on Eryn's promo again and the part where she tried to leave everyone hanging with a sort of "cliff hanger"...and now, notice how I say the word tried, because that is the key word that I'm trying to get across in that statement. For those of you that missed the ending part of her segment, due to the fact that you couldn't take the idiotic content of it all any longer, allow me to inform you people on what you missed. *she clears her throat and reaches up to adjust her tiara before continuing* She went off saying how I'm being praised for the works that I've accomplished here in the WGEF but then added to that by saying "but when will it come to an end?"...*she smiles and laughs a little* Okay, now remember how I said she tried to leave the show with a cliff hanger, or some sort of element of suspense?...Well, I stressed the word tried because that question has got to be thee lamest thing ever! Like the answer is quite obvious sweetie!...The answer to your question...as to when will all my accomplishments and well, basically all my amazingness end is...NEVER! *she smirks as she leans forward a bit, intently staring into the camera as she continues* It's never going to end darling. Why? Because I'm just too fucking great for half of these bitches, and I'm going to remain undefeated for a loooong time...and not you, or Kirsten or Michelle McCool are going to succeed in trying to change that. So, here's a tip...get used to me being the Duchess around here, learn to adapt to being my little bitch, because thats all people like you, Brooke, Michelle and Serenity are every going to be....my bitches. *she smiles as she leans back into her seat* Of course, none of you will break down your pride wall enough to admit that...not that I can say I blame you, it is a rather degrading thing to admit, but like Miss Newman said earlier tonight, the truth is something powerful and the reality of you all being nothing more than my bitches is thee truth! And I think the sooner you guys own up to that little fact, the less stressful your lives will be...because no longer will you have to put on these charades of trying to act better than me...no, all you'll have to do is admit that I'm better than you and accept your defeat, which up to this point has proven to be inevitable for anyone that has ever stepped into the ring with me. So why try and stop fate? *she laughs a bit* Seems kinda pointless and a waste of time if you ask me...and on that note the last thing that I will say tonight before leaving is this...