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From: MSN NicknameSelfishShemp  (Original Message)Sent: 11/10/2005 9:30 PM
 
President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance

President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers, President Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the little pissants. "Hell, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now", said Bush.

Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was having a hard time finding even one marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few female marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.

President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The less they stand out the better.

Since there is no one in charge of the rioters, the French cannot figure out to whom they should surrender.



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From: MSN NicknameSelfishShempSent: 11/10/2005 9:32 PM
Hell, maybe the boyscouts are available......you think?

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From: GigiSent: 11/10/2005 9:41 PM
Neumie, you are so bad! (That's why I love you) Ceeg should maybe spank you?
I know it's not very loving to hold a grudge, but when it comes to such blatant unappreciation and disrespect that France has for us........I'm thinking maybe we should refer any requests for help to the Northern Ca. District Court. Or the ACLU.

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From: drew bSent: 11/10/2005 9:44 PM
Why is he sending over marines? That's not going to solve the underlying problems. If he really wants to help, he should volunteer to go over their and run their country for them. It would be really hard for us to get by without him, but I, for one, am willing to make that sacrifice for mes amis francais!!!

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From: MSN NicknameFTJVlovesSYESHASent: 11/10/2005 9:49 PM
We go over to Iraq to help the Iraqis, why would we not go to Frahnce? 

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From: MSN NicknameSelfishShempSent: 11/10/2005 10:31 PM
LOL Gige!
 
 
And drew - did you actually read the post?

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From: drew bSent: 11/10/2005 10:38 PM
Of course I did! I'm just making my own joke...

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From: elanSent: 11/11/2005 2:58 AM
 
 
the frog eater after negotiations.
 
 

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From: MSN Nickname_KatieDidit_Sent: 11/11/2005 1:07 PM
France is LOADED with radical Muslims. The French are to afraid to to turn them away and piss them off. Too bad so sad.
 
LET THEM EAT CAKE
 
 

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From: MSN Nickname_KatieDidit_Sent: 11/11/2005 1:13 PM
OH! And here I read this morning that France threatened deportation and the violence is starting to tone down. WOW, imagine that.
 
Guess the approval ratings of the French government are going to start falling.
 

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From: MSN NicknameCee_GeeSent: 11/11/2005 3:52 PM
I have to weigh in here.  I don't hate any group of people as a whole, but in the years spent listening to my dad talking about his experiences in World War 2, he said over and over again how rude the French people that he encountered were to him and how ungrateful they were.  Any place and anybody who treated my father that way can SUCK IT!

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From: MSN NicknameSelfishShempSent: 11/12/2005 1:42 AM
YAY Ceeg!
 
Of course let's keep into consideration that we don't want any freaks getting ahold of their nuclear weapons arsenal....

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From: MSN NicknameFTJVlovesSYESHASent: 11/12/2005 5:43 PM
That's right Neumie, we don't.


(But how do we convince other countries that we can keep freak Bush and freak Cheney away from OUR Nuclear arsenal?)




oops almost forgot, in Neumie's world there ARE no other people, there ARE no other countries!

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From: elanSent: 11/13/2005 9:27 AM
99% of them are ass holes. been there three times, never again. met one nice family during world cup. slept in park because no rooms. they invited me to their home, nice wonderful family. i kept repeating to myself over and over as i left their place, there are nice ones, there are nice ones.............. didn't last to long, hated them again before i got on the train. bunch of whinning jerks.

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From: MSN NicknameFTJVlovesSYESHASent: 11/14/2005 10:51 PM
The number one most visited country in the entire world!   70 million tourists a year invade France!  THEY MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT !

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