After getting their beverages, Trish and Kaylee headed into the dining room. Trish sits her cup of tea down on one of the placemats. She pulls out the chair in front of her cup lowering her petite frame into it. She looked around the room as Kaylee pulled out the chair next to hers and sat down.  Kaylee had just given Trish a tour of her condo which Trish had to admit was simply gorgeous. But considering her recent news it was easy to see why she wanted to find something bigger. As Kaylee got comfortable she asked Trish how things were going with her.  Trish gave her a smile before starting to speak.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Oh you know me…always busy. I swear I get done with one idiot and another one crawls out of the wood work.

%Kaylee Adams McKenzie%
Trust me, I know the feeling.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Lucky for me I don’t have the same kind of idiots…well not for the most part. I did have Edge planting a kiss on me the other day (She makes a gagging face). Not as nasty as having both Matt Ward and Chris Orton chasing after you like a dog in heat, but trust me that was an experience that I care not to relive again.

Kaylee laughs.

%Kaylee Adams McKenzie%
I can imagine not. Now you know why I’m staying here. Neither one of those losers know where I live and the less that I have to see either one of them…the better. I just need a little bit bigger one now or else I’m going to have one of my kids upset because they have to share their room.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
You started looking at any?

%Kaylee Adams McKenzie%
Not really, I’ve spent most of the day trying to get them to clean their rooms but apparently Jason doesn’t make them at his place so they don’t think they need to here either. You know me and a messy house, I absolutely can’t stand it. About the time I punish them for it, you know what will happen. They will run to him and tell him I’m being mean to them, he’ll turn it into something completely different then try to take them away.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Girl, you really need to calm down before you give yourself a nervous breakdown. The doctor told you to avoid stress and you really need to listen to him.

%Kaylee Adams McKenzie%
I know but it’s not that easy. Between Chris and Jason, I’m surrounded by bullshit all the time.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
What you need to do is take a deep breath and just relax. Don’t worry about what Jason may or may not say, we’ll take care of that if we need to. The first thing we need to do is get a copy of the paper and look for a house that sounds good to you. Do you have a copy of the paper laying around here or do we have to go run out for one? 

%Kaylee Adams McKenzie%
I’m sure there’s one laying in this mess somewhere.

Trish giggles.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
You’re too hard on those kids Kay, it’s not all that bad.

%Kaylee Adams McKenzie%
Says the woman who’s living in a dream world. If Crystal made a mess like this you’d be after her to clean it up and you know it. How can you say that it’s not that bad?

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Cause I’m trying to lighten your mood a little bit. Honestly Kay, you should know me better than that by now. We’ve been friends for what…five pr six years now? Either I’m going to make you laugh or at least try to make you see the better side of it. And since you’re to stressed out for me to make you laugh I’m going to stick with trying to make you see the better side of things.

%Kaylee Adams McKenzie%
And my condo not being an absolute disaster area is the best you can do?

Trish shrugs.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
What can I say? It was all I had. Now what do you say we hunt for a paper and start looking for a new place?

She takes a sip of her tea as she waits to see what Kaylee is going to say next.

(c.) cruel intentions at daf.