Genius	-U Clicked It-
Starring	-Trish and whoever wants to reply-
Screwing	-Deacon Havok-
Next Victim	-Melania Kane-
Achievements	-WGEF Co-Owner, Rampage General Manager.Tag Team Champion w/Kaylee Adams (1x), TNA Intergender Tag Team Champion w/Edge (1x), TNA Intergender Tag Team Champion w/Christian (1x), Women’s Champion (5x). Intercontinal Champion (Current),Mother of Crystal, Married to Deacon Havok-
OOC	-Meh I was bored and I got this idea last night so I decided to run with it. It's just something to get Trish active so anyone who's interested is more than welcome to reply-

T R I S H

The scene opens up in the office of WGEF Co-Owner and Ramgage General Manager Trish Stratus Copes. As our scene continues to play on we see Trish seated in her plush leather chair behind her desk with a large stack of papers piled in front of her. Trish lets out an uneasy sigh as she looks over at the size of the stack. Knowing that it had to be done she reached up grabbing the top bunch of stapled papers pulling them down to the top of her desk where she could read them. As her eyes drifted over to the page she grabbed the first bunch of stapled papers pulling them down to the top of her desk to where she could read them. “Paralyzer�?by Finger Eleven plays throughout the semi large room. Trish reaches into the pocket of her faded blue jeans pulling out her baby pink Motorola RAZR. Flipping it open she sees her best friend Kaylee Adams name on the caller id screen. She presses the accept button raising the phone up to her ear. %Trish Stratus Copes% Hey girl what’s up? %Kaylee Adams% Nothing much really. The kids are laying down for a nap and I was sitting here bored. %Trish Stratus Copes% Wasn’t Phoenix home? %Kaylee Adams% Shut up! You’re supposed to be my best friend. %Trish Stratus Copes% You know I love you. If I didn’t pick you every once in awhile you’d think I was mad at you and you know it. %Kaylee Adams% If you say so. %Trish Stratus Copes% Well I do. (She giggles) You know you got a kick out of it anyway. %Kaylee Adams% Maybe I did. You better watch making jokes like that, rumor has it that Ivy was running around looking for a bear trap for Summer. As the words flow from Kaylee’s lips Trish lets out a laugh that was so loud that it quickly filled the room. %Trish Stratus Copes% You have got to be freaking kidding me! I knew she’s always wanted to be me since the day she was born but come on, that’s ridiculous. This comes from the same woman who runs her mouth that my stuff is childish. Isn’t so childish if she’s running around mimicking it, now is it? %Kaylee Adams% Of course not. If Ivy’s decided to do it now it’s apparently a good idea. %Trish Stratus Copes% Apparently. Of course if you ask me it shows that not only has no creativity of her own whatsoever but is leaning just a tad on the freaky side. I feel for Kirsten I really do. If Ivy stalks her near as much as she has me since she’s been here, Kirsten isn’t going to have a moment’s peace. %Kaylee Adams% Makes you lucky that it isn’t you doesn’t it? %Trish Stratus Copes% You ain’t kidding. If I knew she was going to literally go out there and copy my sarcasm I would’ve done something a little more flashy for her. If I’m going to see my own sense of humor the way everyone else does I at least want to see something that’ll stand out a little better. %Kaylee Adams% I think that one sufficed quite nicely. %Trish Stratus Copes% So I hear. I dunno Kay. I swear to God either my aunt and uncle really did do whatever drugs sounded good at the time or Ivy really was left on the doorstep like my parents always said. Before Trish could say another word there came a knock from the direction of her office door. Having been bugged when she was talking to her best friend she let out an irritated groan. %Trish Stratus Copes% Listen Kay, I’ve got some pain in the ass pounding on the door wanting God knows what so I’m going to have to let you go. %Kaylee Adams% Alright girl, I’ll catch ya later. After saying their goodbyes Trish flipped her phone closed then shoving it back into her pocket. Turning her attention towards the door she called for whoever was out there to come in. With a scowl on her face she watched as the knob slowly started to turn and the door pushed inward.

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