Genius; U Clicked It Starring; Trish and whatever lucky people I put in Screwing; Deacon Havok Next Victim; Melania Kane Achievements; WGEF Co-Owner, Rampage General Manager, Tag Team Champion (w/ Kaylee Adams McKenzie 1x), TNA Intergender Tag Team Champion (w/ Edge 1x), TNA Intergender Tag Team Champion (w/ Christian 1x), Women's Champion (5x), Intercontinental Champion (1x, Current), Mother of Crystal, Married to Deacon Havok Mindless Ramblings; I finally got the chance to finish this, it's nice to get Trish going again

The scene opened in the office of WGEF Co-Owner Trish Stratus Copes. As the scene continues to move around the room we see Trish seated on the couch with her petite frame resting against the back cushions. Letting out a heavy sigh she leaned her head against the cushion staring up at the ceiling.  The door to her office slowly swings open and Trish’s assistant Karen makes her way inside taking a seat in the plush suede chair positioned off to the side of the couch.

%Karen%
Is something wrong?

Trish lifts her head off the back of the couch staring over at Karen with an emotionless expression on her face.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Wrong? Why would something be wrong?

%Karen%
You seem awfully quiet that’s why.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
So I’ve been quiet, that doesn’t mean something’s wrong.

%Karen%
Alright�?you don’t have to bite my head off about it.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
I’m sorry Karen. I’ve just been so stressed out lately that I needed to sit here awhile and think.

%Karen%
About your match on Rampage I hope.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
What on earth for? Because she caught a lucky break and managed to beat Britney? Whoopie freaking do. If I gave a thought to every single twit that came in this company and got a lucky break over a mid card performer then I’d be putting way to much thought into the growing number of whores that currently make up our female roster.

%Karen%
Did you even see her match Friday Night against Britney? It wasn’t the absolute best thing in the world but she isn’t all that shabby either.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Well then give her a freaking medal so she can walk around pawning that off as some sort of achievement.

%Karen%
You don’t have to be sarcastic. All I was saying is that her match wasn’t the greatest one we’ve had but it wasn’t the worst either. Actually Melania put on quite an impressive show.

Trish applauds.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Impressive and got the win over Britney�?I think that calls for two medals. If she keeps going at this rate she’s going to need a whole case to hold them in. Don’t get me wrong, Britney and I have always been close since Chris and I got together but when it comes to being in the ring she’s far from the best. Why do you think Melania beat her so quickly? If she had gotten more of a challenge she’d have ended that match flat on her back where she belongs.

%Karen%
You’re awfully sure about that. You are aware she’s Chris McKenzie’s sister don’t you?

%Trish Stratus Copes%
And that makes her more impressive how? I could care less if she was his sister, cousin or his current fuck buddy. Hell she couldn’t even have the slightest clue who in the hell he was and I still wouldn’t care. What does her being related to that piece of crap have to do with anything?

%Karen%
Well I thought you might like to know that the girl you booked yourself against actually does have some talent other than parading around the back looking for the next guy to roll in the hay with.

Trish couldn’t help but laugh at Karen’s comment. She sounded more and more like Trish everyday. In fact if someone were to be walking by at that very second they just may believe that Trish had been the one that said. Of course they would be wrong but that never does stop someone from jumping to conclusions does it? (This is where you shake your head) Yea, I thought so. As Trish continued to laugh at the comment the emotionless expression on her face subsided and was now replaced with one of the widest smiles that she had had on her face lately.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
If she actually did that then she would definitely be like her brother. I swear to God he has hopped into the beds of more women in this company than Chris Orton has. And to think, we thought he needed a drug test. Look Karen, I know Melania has talent. If she didn’t I wouldn’t have given her the pleasure of facing me. Instead I would have booked someone better to shake off this case of ring rust I’m developing. Melania may not have been given the best chance in the world Friday night to show what kind of talent she has but lucky for me I’ve already seen what she can do. You don’t seriously think that I would book myself against someone that couldn’t fight her way out of a wet paper bag do you? (Karen shakes her head) Now that’s more like it. Honestly Karen you should know better than to doubt me. I may not have had a match in a few weeks but I’m not so desperate that I’m going to intentionally book myself against someone I know I can beat in two minutes flat. I’ve got a match coming up Friday night and most likely at On The Edge too and if I’m going to be ready for both of them then I need to get in the best shape possible and what better way then to get in the ring with someone who might actually pose a challenge if she bothers to show that is.

%Karen%
What on earth is that supposed to mean?

%Trish Stratus Copes%
She hasn’t been the most frequented person in the company. She’s been seen a total of two times. One when she was hanging all over her brother like a cheap whore and the other Friday night. I don’t know about you but that doesn’t exactly fill me with confidence that she’s going to show. I might end up going down to the ring, having my hand raised in victory then make my way to the back all in two minutes flat. Not the way to set a record but when you have people who can’t find anything better to do than sit on their dead ass what do you expect?

%Karen%
I think I liked it better when you were quiet.

Trish gave her a smirk.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Then you shouldn’t have asked me if I was thinking about my match against Melania now should have you? Maybe you’ll remember that the next time you ask me a question yet don’t want to know what I’m thinking about.

%Karen%
I didn’t say I didn’t want to hear it.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Relax Karen. (She scoots to the front of the cushion before pulling herself to her feet) I was only giving you a hard time. As long as you have been around me I would’ve thought you’d be more used to my sense of humor by now. Not to mention knew how to take a joke. Just goes to show how little you know someone.

%Karen%
You’re very funny.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Why thank you…I try.

Trish looks over at the clock on the VCR noticing that it was getting close to time for her interview with Katrina Parker.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
As much as I would love to continue this scintillating conversation I have an interview with Katrina “Pain in the ass�?Parker so I had best be hunting her ass down before she comes down here to drive me nuts. So I’ll catch you later.

Karen gives her a small nod as Trish makes her way to the door. She grabs the knob twisting it slightly to the left then pulling the door towards her. She pauses long enough to turn around giving Karen a slight smile before stepping out into the hallway as the scene faded to black.