Insanity must run in the McMahon family and here I thought it was just Jenna being dumber than a pile of shit in a snow storm. It’s either that or she can’t hear. She actually thinks that I was insulting women who have kids when if she bothered to pull her head out of her ass long enough she would know that wasn’t the case. Why would I when I have a kid myself. Having children is just fine it’s having enough to supply a sports team that’s the problem. Of course to hear Sandra tell it, I’ve done that. Please. If I slept with every guy that looked at me I’d have as many kids as her and Jenna does. Guess mommy never taught her what flirting was. Not that she’d know what to do if she did, so I guess that’s a good thing. Then of course she has the audacity to compare herself to me, saying how she’s just as good as me and I’m the one who needs to hit the gym. The only way I’d need the gym is to keep myself awake long enough to knock her ass to the mat and cover her. Hey, if she wants to live in the delusion that she’s anywhere close to being able to last against me or even go as far as to beat me then who am I to snatch that dream away? That is until Smackdown. Then I will show her just how rusty I am. It’s going to be such a shame snatching it away like that but what has to be done, has to be done. And to think I felt sorry for her. I guess in a way I still do. Not only being related to Jenna but for what’s going to happen to her in just a matter of hours. The scene opens just outside the Florence Civic Center in Florence, South Carolina where WGEF Smackdown is set to air live Friday night, which just so happens to be tonight, in front of a sold out crowd. The limo pulls through the parking lot coming to a stop in front of the rear entrance doors. As the engine goes quiet the left front door opens and a middle aged man dressed in a plain black suit with a white dress shirt steps out. He walks around to the back pulling the door open. A pair of women’s legs emerges from inside touching the pavement below. Moments later the occupant slides the rest of the way out rising to a standing position. The camera slowly pans up their legs revealing the person to be Trish Stratus Jericho. Trish stretched her legs and straightened her baby pink T-shirt as she waited for the limo driver to return with her gym bag. A few moments pass and the driver returns carrying her black gym bag. Trish takes the bag from him draping it over her shoulder. She offers him a polite smile and a thank you before turning around and heading towards the building. As she reaches the building she stops in front of the tall muscular security guard and reaches into her pocket pulling out her company id. A few seconds she fishes out the small plastic card and hands it to the security guard. He turns his attention to the clipboard in his hand checking up and down the paper in front of him for Trish’s name, finally finding it at the bottom of the paper. He crosses off her name and hands Trish back her card. She stuffs the card back into her pocket and proceeds towards the door. She grabs a hold of the handle and pulling the door towards her. Trish steps inside and makes her way down the hall heading to where one could only guess was her locker room. As she rounded the corner she hears a familiar voice calling her name. Knowing that voice could only belong to one person she turns around to find Todd Grisham heading towards her with microphone in hand. Trish rolled her eyes as she leaned her frame against the wall as she waits for him to catch up to her. A few moments pass and Todd finally catches up with her. Todd Grisham: Excuse me Trish but I was hoping to get a quick interview with you about your match against Sandra McMahon? Trish lets out an irritated sigh. Trish Stratus Jericho: Very well Todd, just make it quick I have an ass kicking to get ready for. Not wasting any time Todd rose his mic up towards his lips and started to speak. Todd Grisham: Trish in just over an hour you’ll be taking on a member of the McMahon family, Sandra. You two have had a somewhat heated couple of days after your recent promo. Before we get into that, can you give us your thoughts on stepping into the ring with Sandra? Trish Stratus Jericho: What’s there to say Todd. Since Sandra’s been back she’s faced all of two opponents and both have been less than stellar, in fact you could say they suck. Yet Sandra has an optimistic attitude and actually believes she can win this match. I tell you something Todd, I for one admire that. Todd Grisham: You admire her, why? Trish Stratus Jericho: Call me crazy Todd but I like my opponents to think they have what it takes to beat me. It makes it more enjoyable for me. Todd Grisham: Earlier Sandra made reference to comment you made regarding women with kids, what do you have to say to that? Trish Stratus Jericho: First off Todd, I never said women having kids was a bad thing. I have one myself. What I was referring to was the little ongoing battle between her and Jenna over who has the most kids. Now if Sandra isn’t smart enough to catch that Trish Stratus Jericho: then it’s not problem. Todd Grisham: In her promo she went as far as to hint that your daughter wasn’t�? Trish Stratus Jericho: Save your breath Todd I know what she said. She insinuated that Crystal wasn’t Chris’s. Funny how that comes up all of a sudden. All she’s doing is pulling lines out of her ass to make herself look better than she is. If I went around hopping into bed with any man that passed by do you think I’d have stuck around waiting for Chris to come back. I guess I ruffled her feathers by bringing up her problems with her sister. Thing is Todd she wants me to get offended so my mind won’t be on her. I’m sorry to break it to her but that won’t be happening. The only thing her little comments do is make me laugh and trust me I did enough of that on the way here. Todd Grisham: She made a comment about you being rusty, what do you have to say to that? Trish Stratus Jericho: ( Trish shakes her head) You see my point Todd? She’s trying to make herself look better. If you look at what I’ve achieved and what she’s achieved then you would see just how wrong she is. Like I said earlier she’s had two matches and neither of her opponents were all that great. But hey if Sandra wants to live in her dream world that’s her choice but it’s going to be a very short lived dream, which will be ending here in just a few minutes so if you’ll excuse me. Before Todd can reply Trish turns around and continues on her way before she was stopped for the interview leaving Todd standing there with a dumbfounded look on his face as the scene fades. |