Genius: U Clicked It
Starring: Serenity Chambers Reso, Jason Reso and Adalyn Raine
Screwing: Jason Reso
Next Victim: Adalyn Raine
Achievements: Diva of the week (1x), 2008 Royal Rumble Winner
OCC: Good Luck Alleena

 It was just a matter of three days before WGEF Friday Night Fight Night would be airing live from the Staples Center in the heart of Los Angeles, California with a collection of great matches already booked for the event. One of those matches is the one on one contest between Serenity Chambers Reso and Adalyn Raine. The scene opens up in Toronto, Canada at the home of Serenity Chambers Reso and her husband Jason Reso. It was seven in the morning and Serenity had just convinced herself to get out of bed. She glanced over at the bed noticing that her husband was still fast asleep. Letting out a yawn she slid off the edge of the King Sized bed and slowly made her way around the bed. She hated getting up this early in the morning but she had a match to get ready for so she had to make the sacrifice. As she reached the end of the bed she stopped and rubbed the sleep out of her eyes. “Paralyzer�?by Finger Eleven filled the room. Recognizing it as the ringtone she used for text messages she rushed across the room to the dresser grabbing the phone off the top before it woke Jason up. She flipped open the phone seeing that she had a text message from the WGEF Talent Coordinator. Serenity quickly pressed the accept button filling the room with silence.  As the message opened she saw that she was scheduled to do a taping for the Tonight Show. God how she hated public appearances. Having to pretend to be interested in stupid questions and pretend to be friendly in the process. Apparently someone at the corporate offices knew this and booked her on the show just to get under her skin. If that’s what they were doing it was definitely working. Serenity flipped her phone closed letting out an irritated groan that woke up Jason.

%Jason Reso%
Is there something wrong babe?

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
Nothing except for I’ve been scheduled to be on the Tonight Show tomorrow night to promote my match with Adalyn.

%Jason Reso%
That’s a good thing right?

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
It’s not at the top of my list. I could think of something better to do than sit in an uncomfortable chair for a half hour answering dumb question after dumb question and pretend  that you’re excited to be there, driving a rusty nail through my hand for example.

%Jason Reso%
That’s a little rash don’t you think? Getting scheduled to be on TV is a good thing. It gives you a chance to gain some interest for your match. 

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
I suppose but I hate going on those things. There’s only so many times that you can pretend to be interested in the same lame jokes over and over before it gets mind numbingly boring.

%Jason Reso%
You got to look at the positive Seren. He might actually as you some decent questions.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
And fish might learn how to ride a bicycle. The day I get asked a question that isn’t extremely stupid will give a new meaning to the word surprise. Instead I’ll get the same old crap that I can get from the interviewers we have, things like ‘How do you feel about facing Adalyn Friday Night�?or ‘Do you think you’ll be able to break her undefeated streak�? I get those type of questions enough I don’t need to get them on TV too.

%Jason Reso%
You won’t know that till you get there and they ask you the questions. I’ve seen the Tonight Show and it’s one of the better ones. If anyone’s going to ask you something different it will be him.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
I certainly hope so, I’d like to be asked something intelligent for a change. I don’t expect it but it still would be nice

%Jason Reso%
You will be…I have a feeling.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
You do huh? May I ask what brought on this feeling?

%Jason Reso%
I have a hunch.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
You base knowing that I’m going to get asked intelligent questions on a hunch? I don’t know about you Jason.

%Jason Reso%
You have to admit that I made you smile.

%Serenity Chambers%
Alright, you made me smile but I’m still far from thrilled about having to fly to New York on such short notice.

%Jason Reso%
Ah come on babe, your match needs some great publicity and who better to do it than you? Besides what’s Adalyn going to do for it, hold an autograph session in a mall and get a bunch of teenagers to watch? Don’t get me wrong, that’s not bad but your match needs better and if the company is sending you on the Tonight Show then they must think you have what it takes to give the match the publicity it deserves.
%Serenity Chambers Reso%
She would be the one to hold a special autograph session at a mall just to get that many more people to think she’s special. I wouldn’t put it past her. I swear every time you hear anything about her she’s either going to a mall or been to one. I personally could find better things to do with my time then spend it walking around a mall with God knows what type of rejects. Yet she’s supposed to be some great talent because she’s being trained by Chris Michaels. Whoopie freaking do.

%Jason Reso%
That was harsh. I highly doubt that she thinks she’s better because of who her trainer is.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
Well of course not Jason, she thinks she’s God’s gift to wrestling because no one has been able to beat. It’s no wonder that no one’s been able to beat her, look at the people she’s been put up against. Nobodies, that’s what. The only real competition she had was Angela Stewart and she’s not that much competition herself. If I beat nobody after nobody every single time I was booked I would be as great as her. Instead I choose to compete against people who actually know their ass from a hole in the ground.

%Jason Reso%
Oh come on Seren, she can’t be all that bad.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
Are you nuts? The girl walks around with her nose so high in the air she will never get a nosebleed. I’ve actually heard people say that she’s been running around the arena saying how easily she’s going to beat me and she’s so sure about it that she’s encouraging people to bet on her. Can you believe that? She so desperately needs to feel good about herself that she’s begging people for votes. Give her a minute and she’s going to hold a freaking debate on TV telling people how great she is. Please! And she talks about me needing a reality check. She needs to be a taking a serious look in the mirror before making a comment like that.

%Jason Reso%
When did she supposedly say this?

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
On her interview with Kris Dawson the other day.

%Jason Reso%
Ah…I get ya. So this irritable mood of yours isn’t just about being sent to New York?

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
That just added to it.

%Jason Reso%
Well maybe I’ll just have to call you and cheer you up a little more.

Serenity let out a small laugh as she shook her head. He never failed to put a smile on her face when she needed it. And boy did she need it. Her match with Adalyn was weighing heavy on her mind. Not because she didn’t think she could beat her but because this was one of her biggest challenges to date and if she was going to be taken as seriously as she wanted to be then she was going to have to do the best she could do. Serenity’s eyes caught sight of the alarm clock on the far side of the bed, it was now 7:30. She had to be getting a shower and heading to the airport if she wanted to catch her flight. Letting out a sigh she disappeared into the bathroom. The sound of running water could soon be heard coming from the direction of the bathroom. About a half an hour later the sound of running water vanished filling the room once again with silence. Serenity emerged moments later dressed in a pair of faded blue jeans and Jason’s newest T-Shirt. Her long blonde hair hung loosely down her back with beads of water dripping off the ends. She made her way to the far side of the bed grabbing her travel bag from its spot beside the nightstand. As she made her way back to the dresser she stuffed her phone in her pocket and headed towards the door. As her eyes drifted towards the bed she saw that Jason had fallen back asleep. She blew him a kiss then disappeared into the hallway.

About an hour later Serenity’s limo reaches the airport and pulls into the parking lot. It slowly makes its way through the lengthy driving lane eventually coming to a stop directly in front of the doors. The limo driver killed the engine and opened his door stepping out onto the sidewalk. He quickly walked around to the rear door and pulled it open. A few seconds pass and Serenity emerges from inside the limo still dressed in the white tank top and pants that she put on that morning. She grabbed her purse from its place on the seat beside her and drapes it over her shoulder. She rises to a standing position, offering the limo driver a polite smile and a thank you before heading into the airport.  As she reaches the doors they glide open allowing Serenity inside. She stepped past the doors coming to a stop on the other side. She reached inside her purse looking for her airline ticket. Finally finding it next to her cell phone she pulls it out. Her eyes scan the ticket from top to bottom looking for the gate number. She finally finds it on the bottom of the ticket. Gate 23 she quietly says to herself. She lets out a quick hmmm before placing the ticket carefully back into her purse. She takes a quick peek at her watch seeing that she only had 45 minutes left before her flight. Tightening her grip on her purse Serenity hurries down the hall searching for gate 23. Halfway down she sees a large sign hanging from the ceiling giving the directions to where different gates are located. Serenity pauses to look and see if the gate she was looking for was on there. Sure enough there it was directly in the middle. Just as Serenity was about to continue on she heard an unfamiliar voice calling out “Oh my god it’s Serenity Chambers Reso!�? Serenity rolled her eyes in annoyance knowing that it was just some damp pantied fan before turning around and finding two teenage girls standing behind her.

%Girl #1%
Excuse me Serenity, we were hoping to get a quick autograph.

Serenity nodded her head in acceptance knowing it was the only way she was going to rid herself of them in time to catch her flight. Before she can even fish around  in her purse for something to write with both girls produce a sharpie marker and a small notebook. The second girl hands the notebook to Serenity as she quickly starts to sign a brief message across the top of  the piece of paper.

%Girl #1%
I know you’re probably in a hurry but I was just wondering if you were at all nervous about facing someone as talented as Adalyn?

Serenity scoffed at the question. Her…be nervous? This poor child obviously didn’t know her very well.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
Why on earth would I be nervous? Because she’s managed to defeat everyone that she’s been put up against whereas I have been beaten before? It’s a fantastic accomplishment to be undefeated but I, in no way, a, the slightest bit nervous about facing Adalyn.

%Girl #2%
Okay maybe not nervous but surely you’re concerned about being able to be the first one to put a blemish on her record.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
Honey if I’m not nervous about facing her what makes you think that I’m concerned. To be concerned would mean that I have doubts as to whether I have the ability to beat her and I don’t have one single doubt that I can do it. Adalyn may have beaten everyone that she’s been put against but she’s far from unbeatable.

%Girl #1%
I know you haven’t had a match in awhile, have you done anything to prepare yourself for this one?

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
Are you really that dense or have you been licking to many of those flavored windows again? Honestly what’s going on in the schools today? (The girl gets pissed) Alright since I seemed to have offended you I’ll answer your little question. Well of course I have darlin�? It’d be a tad beyond stupid if I didn’t, don’t you think?

%Girl #2%
Adalyn has two great finishers, one being a version of your husband’s Unprettier and the other Triple H’s Pedigree. Both of them are tough moves to�?

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
What avoid? Sweetie it’s not exactly a form of rocket science there, The Pedigree and Unprettier are good moves but they are quite easy to avoid being put in if you pay attention. Avoiding either one of them is about as easy as avoiding chocolate in your case. Okay…maybe not as hard judging by all that extra weight you’ve been packing on there, but hard none the less.

Serenity handed the girls back the notebook after giving each of them the autograph they asked for. She was hoping that would further show that she had other places she needed to be but no such luck.

%Girl #1%
Don’t take this the wrong way but you seem to be taking this match awfully lightly Adalyn is one of the toughest opponents you’ve had and when it comes to tougher opponents you don’t always come out on top. Shouldn’t you be taking this match a little more seriously?

Serenity shot the girls a cold glare as she adjusted her purse on her shoulder.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
I should be taking this match more seriously huh? When did you become the expert on how seriously I should be taking this match. Adalyn is a fantastic talent I’ll give her that but beating her doesn’t require me to spend every waking moment on her to be able to beat her.

%Girl #2%
What about Chris Michaels? It’s no secret that he’s been training her and is also booked for Fight Night. Have you given any thought to him coming down to the ring and given Adalyn an assist if need be?

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
You’re getting smarter there Porky. Personally I don’t see Adalyn needing his help simply because if she’s as great as you say she is why would she need the help in the first place. Secondly, how would look if on her first big challenge she had to have her trainer come down and help her get the win.

Serenity looks down at her watch seeing that she only has 20 minutes till her flight leaves.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
Listen girls I really do have to be going if I want to catch my flight.

The girls be grudgingly accept and let Serenity go on her way. Knowing that she has quite a distance to go Serenity starts running down the terminal hoping that she’s able to make it on time. As she continues to run down the hallway her eyes catch her watch –only ten more minutes. Finally after a couple more minutes Serenity finally reaches the gate. Out of breath she unzips her purse and reaches inside for her ticket. She pulls it out and hands it to the flight attendant behind the counter. As the flight attendant looks over the desk at her Serenity races up to the counter handing the young man her ticket. He checks her ticket to make sure that it’s for this particular flight then hands it back to her. Serenity gives him a polite smile as she stuffs the ticket in her pocket. She hurries through the gate as fast as she possibly can finally making it to the plane. She pulls her ticket out of her pocket handing it to the stewardess who shows her to her seat. Serenity thanks her for her help as she takes her ticket She leaned against the seat hoping to get in a few hours of sleep while she made her way to New York. As her body rested against the semi thick cushion she could hear her cell phone ringing from inside her purse. It figured. Just when she got the chance to relax something always came up. Letting out an irritated groan Serenity pulled herself forward grabbing her purse from its spot on the seat next to her. Reaching into the middle section she pulled out her baby pink Motorola RAZR. Flipping the phone open she saw her best friend Kirsten Stratus’s number on the screen. The irritated look on her face soon vanished and was replaced with a simple smile. Serenity let out a heavy sigh as she pressed the accept button.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
Hey girl, what’s up?

%Kirsten Stratus%
Oh nothing much, I was just sitting here bored with absolutely nothing to do so I decided to give you a call and see what you were you up to.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
Not a whole lot really, I’m just sitting on a plane trying my best to pretend that I’m looking forward to arriving in New York when quite frankly I’m far from it and would much rather be doing anything but this.

%Kirsten Stratus%
Doing what?

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
I got a text from the talent coordinator that they’re sending me to New York to be on the Tonight Show to promote my match with Adalyn on Fight Night.

%Kirsten Stratus%
You sound so enthused about it too.

Serenity rolls her eyes.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
Ugh…you have no idea how less from enthused I am.

%Kirsten Stratus%
Why don’t you want to it, it could be fun?

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
I could think of much better things to do with my time than sit in a chair and answer some mind numbing questions by a man who is a complete imbecile.

%Kirsten Stratus%
A little harsh on the guy aren’t you? For all you know he might actually ask you some intelligent questions.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
Oh my God, you sound just like Jason. He tried convincing me that I should be positive about the whole thing but I highly doubt that Jay is going to ask me anything different than any one of our interviewers do. It’s just going to be a bunch of “Do you think you’ll be able to beat her�?and a bunch of crap about how great she is. Like I really care. The only reason anyone is giving her any attention is because she is because she hasn’t lost a match. It’s a big accomplishment yes, but it doesn’t make her special.

%Kirsten Stratus%
Maybe not  but she’s going to be tougher than pretty much all the other women on the roster which is going to mean you’ll be spending more time at the gym than you thought you would be.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
Oh God, don’t remind me! I so don’t have the ambition to go to the Tonight Show tomorrow much less spend a day or so at the gym.

%Kirsten Stratus%
You’re going to need it girl if you plan on having any chance of getting past Adalyn cause you know she’s going to make sure you get a workout with Lita not showing up last week.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
If she’s that insecure that she needs to use the fact that Lita was to big of a pussy to show up as a way to make herself look good then all the power to her. I was taught better than that as a kid and if she wasn’t then she’s no better than the twits that call everyone a whore. Lord knows she’s going to run into the same thing at some point. .

%Kirsten Stratus%
All of this and she hasn’t done anything to you whatsoever. My God Seren I can’t wait to see what happens if and when she ever does.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
You’re awfully violent for so early in the morning, if I didn’t know better I would swear that you were going against Adalyn instead of me.

%Kirsten Stratus%
That’s alright she’s all yours. With the mood you seem to be in you could definitely use the exercise and Adalyn will make sure you get it too.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
You sound like her personal campaign manager. I tell you, the way everyone is going around making a big deal about her one would think she is God’s gift to wrestling.

%Kirsten Stratus%
You really don’t like the girl do you?

%Serenity Chambers%
It’s not that, it’s just I don’t think she’s as great as everyone is making her out to be.

%Kirsten Stratus%
It’s going to be an awful hard job breaking that undefeated streak of hers, you know?

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
Oh trust me I’m more than aware. That crazy bitch actually believes that I had Nick come train with me to intimidate her. Like I give a shit if it bothers her or if she even knows. If I did I would have went down to her locker room myself and told her that I called a friend of mine who happens to be a fitness trainer to come down there and give me a little extra practice. She don’t see me giving a shit that she don’t think she needs to train at all for this, does she?

%Kirsten Stratus%
Of course not.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
That’s because I know how to keep my nose on my own face like a certain other person. She doesn’t think she needs to train and her time would much better be spent in the bargain basement of some mall that’s her problem. I actually like a good workout in the ring. Did I tell you the best part?

%Kirsten Stratus%
No, what was it?

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
Apparently I’m using the fact that I’m a veteran on her. When have you ever seen me use that on anyone?

%Kirsten Stratus%
Never.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
Well I must be doing it in my sleep then because supposedly it’s all I’ve been throwing at her lately. Honestly Kirsten I swear the people they get in here keep getting dumber and dumber as they go on.

%Kirsten Stratus%
Hey!

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
Not you of course. I’m talking about people like Adalyn who pull shit out of thin air in order to make themselves appear to be much smarter than they already are.

As the words escaped her lips the stewardess came out to inform them that the plane was about to start landing and everyone needed to get their seatbelts on. Turning her attention back to her conversation with Jamie she quickly informed her friend that the plane was about to land and she had to be going. After a simple okay, the two said their goodbyes. Serenity flipped her phone closed and tossed it back inside her purse before fastening her seatbelt as the plane starts to descend. After a half hour it finally hit the ground sending everyone flying forward in their seats then slamming against the back seconds later. The plane coasted along the runway eventually coming to a smooth stop in front of the gate. Flight attendants gathered up front as the announcement was made for everyone to begin getting off the plane. Unfastening her seatbelt Serenity rose to her feet. As usual people pointed and stared as they made her way through the terminal. She made a quick pit stop at the baggage claim to grab her luggage before making her way through the crowded terminal to her waiting limo. Catching a bag boy loafing at the baggage counter she grabs him by the arm and leads him over to where her bags are. He scoops her bags into his arms and follows her across the terminal. As they make their way out the doors Serenity heads for her limo sliding in the backseat as the bag boy loads her bags in the trunk.The driver shut the trunk and headed around to the front. He climbed in the driver’s seat and turned on the engine. After a couple of minutes he pulled out of the parking lot and into traffic. About a half an hour later Serenity’s limo had reached the TV station where the Tonight Show broadcasted from and was pulling into the parking lot.

Genius: U Clicked It
Starring: Serenity Chambers Reso, Jason Reso and Adalyn Raine
Screwing: Jason Reso
Next Victim: Adalyn Raine
Achievements: Diva of the week (1x), 2008 Royal Rumble Winner
OCC: Good Luck Alleena

I love how people get the wrong opinion of me…I really do. Now I know you’re reading this and saying to yourself how can anyone enjoy someone getting the wrong opinion of them. I’m different, what can I say? I get a kick out of people taking one look at me and because I’ve lead a quiet existence they automatically write me off as a joke that’s even worthy of their time. I’ll admit that I don’t have the best record possible but it’s far from the worst either. Having the most illustrious career isn’t all that important to me. Don’t get me wrong having a great career is important but I don’t need a mountain of wins to feel good about myself like my opponent does. Who could that be? The infamous Adalyn Raine. You know the trainee of one Chris Michaels? That’s the one. Anyway Miss Raine is so proud of the fact that she has yet to be beaten by anyone. Well goodie fuck for you my dear. If that’s what it takes to help you sleep at night then by all means hold on it to for dear life because you never know when someone will come along and take away the one thing that makes you who you are. Then what will become of you? Will you drop out of existence humiliated? Somehow I highly doubt you will. Instead you will have some excuse as to why you lost. Hell I’ll even help you out. Maybe I cheated or had the match thrown. I’m sure you can think of something better. After all the only thing that I have given you is that I’m a veteran. Whatever sails your ship there honey. You keep up with the childish bullshit and I’ll keep sitting here laughing which I’ll be doing plenty of tomorrow night. Right now you think of me as nothing more than a bimbo not even worthy of your time all because you haven’t heard of me. Tomorrow night I’ll fix that for you. After our match tomorrow night you’ll more than know who I am after I beat you and ruin that undefeated streak that you are so proud of. Maybe it will be a lesson to you not to write your opponents off so quickly. Then again with as dense as you seem to be, maybe not. Oh well there isn’t much I can do about that. All I can is enjoy what’s left of that undefeated streak Adalyn because you won’t be having it for much longer.

The scene reopened about an hour later. Serenity’s limo had reached the TV station where the Tonight Show broadcasted from and was pulling into the parking lot. As it did the large crowd that had gathered outside crammed around the windows trying to see who was inside. Serenity rolled her eyes muttering something under her breath as they pressed against the glass. The limo crept through the crowd finally coming to a stop just in front of the rear entrance.  The driver’s door opened and a middle aged man dressed in a plain black suit with a white dress shirt stepped out. He walked around to the rear door, grabbing the handle and pulling it open.  As she steps inside the building she sees a small square reception desk a short ways down the hall. She pauses long enough to adjust her purse on her shoulder before heading towards it.  When she reaches the desk she sees the receptionist is on the phone, she leans across the desk trying her best to be patient for her to finish the call. A few moments pass and the receptionist finishes her call. She places the receiver back on the hook before looking at Serenity with an annoyed look on her face.

%Receptionist%
Is there something I can help you with?

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
First of all lose the attitude sweetie, I deal with that shit all day and I don’t need to put up with it from you. Now I’m here to appear on the Tonight Show. I just had a long flight and I’m tired so save me the bullshit and tell where the studio is.

%Receptionist%
Your name please?

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
Serenity Chambers Reso

The receptionist turned her attention away from Serenity grabbing a clipboard from on top of her desk. She lays it down in front of her flipping to the page for the Tonight Show’s guests. After flipping through a few pages she finds and begins scrolling down the list of names on the piece of paper attached to it. As she continues to scroll up and down the list of names Serenity starts tapping her nails on the desk in an irritated fashion. Finally the receptionist finds her name towards the middle of the list and lays the clipboard back down on the desk.

%Receptionist%
Okay, you go down the hallway behind me till you reach the end. There you will find a hallway running horizontally, turn right and go about halfway down to the elevators. Press three and it will take you to the right floor. Once the doors open, turn to the left keep going till you reach the end. There you will come across a steel door with the Tonight Show logo on it, just tap on the door and they’ll let you in and take it from there.

Serenity flashes her, her usual smart ass grin before pushing her small frame off the desk.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
See that wasn’t so hard was it? I guess finding good help isn’t just a problem in the wrestling business.

Before the receptionist could respond Serenity walks past the reception desk making her way down the lengthy hallway following the directions the receptionist gave her. The hallway seemed to go on forever. After what seemed like a good hour Serenity finally reach the elevators. She stepped inside pressing the number 3 button. A few seconds later the doors reopened. Serenity stepped out into the hall once again following the receptionist direction. A few moments pass and she finally came upon a solid steel gray door. The receptionist hadn’t given her the color but the Tonight’s Show’s logo was on the door so at least she had gotten the right one. She raised her hand up knocking as loudly as possible so anyone standing on the other side would hear her. Moments later the heavy door swung open and a young man with semi curly brown hair stood on the other side. She politely gave him her name. He nodded and ushered her inside. He leads her down a smaller hallway than the one she had just came down, to a small room. The room was almost empty except for a director’s style chair positioned almost directly in the center of the room. In front of the chair was a large oval mirror with the world’s biggest collection of makeup that Serenity had ever seen. Serenity steps inside the room making her way over to the makeup chair. She lifts herself up into the chair getting comfortable as the young gentlemen excuses himself. She had no idea who he was or what he did but he was awfully nice. As she waited for the makeup artist to finally get there, she scanned the room looking for something to amuse herself with. On the far wall was a picture of Jay Leno and Serenity couldn’t help but notice it. He had a rather goofy smile on his face. If that was his normal disposition she already wasn’t going to enjoy herself. She studied the picture for a few seconds longer when her cell phone started to ring. She reached into the pocket of her of her blue jeans pulling out her baby pink RAZR. She flips it open seeing her husband Jason’s number on the caller id screen. She presses the accept button as she raises the phone up to her ears and starts to speak.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
Hey babe, what’s going on?

%Jason Reso%
Nothing much just calling to see how the most beautiful woman in the world is.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
Oh�?I’m alright, just a tad bored is all. I’ve been sitting in this dressing room for ages waiting on the makeup artist to get her ass in here.

%Jason Reso%
It couldn’t have been that long babe.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
Says you but it’s not your ass sitting here going numb.

%Jason Reso%
Chill babe…remember I’m on your side.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
I know babe and I’m sorry for snapping at you but you know how I get when I’m kept waiting.

%Jason Reso%
All too well.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
Thanks a lot Jason! If I needed help like that I would go hunt down Adalyn and have her insult me. You’re supposed to love me.

%Jason Reso%
I love ya babe you know that. I was just helping that’s all.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
If that’s help I’d hate to see what would happen if you were to insult me.

%Jason Reso%
Well first I’d have to make up something completely random and run around telling everyone that you said it.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
While you’re at it why don’t you dress in drag, develop an obsession for the mall and pretend to be Adalyn. 

%Jason Reso%
That was cold. All I was trying to do was help and you insult me.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
Oh please, you were the one who insinuated that I’m a bitch most of the time.

%Jason Reso%
I was just trying to help babe.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
If you say so. Anything new since I’ve been gone?

%Jason Reso%
She hasn’t cut a new interview or anything if that’s what you’re wanting to know.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
Damn, I was so looking forward to hearing what imaginary things I’ve said this time.

%Jason Reso%
I thought you didn’t care what she said?

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
I don’t but I’m sitting here bored to tears and I could use some amusement. What better way to get that than to hear what ridiculous things Adalyn has had to say this time?

%Jason Reso%
You better be careful or she’ll say that you’re only interested in what she has to say so you can run right out and claim that it’s not true.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
She don’t need me wanting some info for laughter purposes to do that. She’s made up more than enough on her own without me. Besides how on earth could she possibly find out unless she has my phone or this room bugged? I know Adalyn loves to dig up crap to use but I can’t see her being that desperate.

%Jason Reso%
Never underestimate the powers of a desperate woman.

Serenity let out a small laugh at the comment. It wasn’t the funniest thing in the world but in this case it fit.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
Yea well you’re forgetting that she’s more than confident that she’s going to beat me so she’s far from being a desperate woman.

No sooner had Serenity finished the sentence, the door to the room opened. A woman who looked to be in her early fifties stepped inside. Serenity took her attention off her phone call to acknowledge the woman before returning back to it. She quickly informed Jason that the makeup artist was there and she needed to go. After saying a quick goodbye she flipped her phone closed and stuffed it back into her pocket. She quickly turned her head around giving the make up artist instructions on how she wanted her hair and make up. The woman simply nodded as she went right to work. After what seemed like an eternity she finally announced that she was finished. Serenity looked into the mirror letting out a sigh of relief as she rolled her eyes. She slid out of the chair turning around to face the woman. Serenity offered a smirk as if it to it’s about time. She was about to offer a comment when the door to her locker room opened. The semi curly blonde haired man who led her into the room earlier had returned. He poked his head inside to inform her that the show was about to start and her spot was going to be first. The smirk disappeared from her face and was soon replaced with a polite smile. Ignoring the makeup artist a few feet away from her, she made her way across the room following him out the door. He leads her left and right through out the hallway being told to be friendly towards Jay, laugh at his lame jokes and answer as politely and thorough as she could. Serenity rolls her eyes in annoyance at his back, she knew what her job was and didn’t need him telling her how to do it. She was there to promote this Friday’s edition of Friday Night Fight Night and sell it the best she could. Finally they reach the studio where the Tonight Show broadcasts from. He leads her to a plain blue curtain and instructs her that Jay will be ready for her in a minute. Serenity nods staring at a small TV screen hanging from the ceiling. Jay was doing his usual opener with the wacky headlines he had been submitted.  One referred to someone reporting a large pile of crap sitting on top of a trashcan. Serenity almost gagged at the sound of it.  After a few more lame jokes, Jay announces Serenity’s name as his first guest.

%Jay Leno%
Joining us tonight all the way from the World’s Greatest E-Federation, a woman who this Friday night will going head to head with rising sensation Adalyn Raine…Serenity Chambers Reso!!

“Go That Far�?by Bret Michaels plays over the p.a. system as Serenity makes her way onto the stage. She smiles and waves at all the fans that are cheering for her. She smiles as she walks up to the desk where Jay gives her a hug and a kiss on the cheek. She blushes slightly as she takes a seat in the chair beside Jay’s desk as Jay lowers himself to the chair behind his desk. The music slowly starts to fade and the fans do as well as the interview gets underway.

%Jay Leno%
Let me be the first to say that you are one of the most beautiful women we’ve ever had on our show.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
I appreciate the compliment Jay, it’s not often I hear that I’m beautiful from someone other than my husband.

%Jay Leno%
Husband huh? (Raises an eyebrow) And who may I ask is the lucky guy?

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
Jason Reso, most people know him as Christian Cage.

%Jay Leno%
What a lucky man. Anyway jumping right into this, this Friday night you have a match against one of the WGEF’s fasting growing sensations, Adalyn Raine. It says here that she has yet to be beaten by anyone. Does  that change how you look at this match in any way?

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
In a way yes and in a way no. You see some would be intimidated going against her because no one has been able to beat her but what they fail to look at it is she has really only had one opponent worth much, that being Angela Stewart. And between you and me Jay with Angela’s history of drug use she wasn’t that much of an opponent. Her only other opponent, Mari Saito, put up a decent fight but that was about it.

%Jay Leno%
And you think you can give Adalyn a bigger challenge is that right?

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
Well of course Jay. I may not have the most illustrious career out of everyone but I’m far from being the joke that Adalyn is claiming me to be. Because she hasn’t heard of me before we were booked against each other she writes me off as nothing more than a waste of time that it will take her only seconds to beat. For most of the time she was here I was in Cancun on my honeymoon so naturally she isn’t going to hear of me, right? (Jay nods) Of course Adalyn doesn’t think of that. Instead I’m nothing.

%Jay Leno%
With this being the first time either of you have laid eyes on each other much less had any interaction there seems to be quite a battle of words going on between the two of you. If there’s no animosity can you explain the tension?
%Serenity Chambers Reso%
It’s quite simple Jay, Adalyn thinks that she is something because no one that she has faced has been able to get a victory over her like it’s some sort of prize and I’m going to prove to her that she still has a ways to go by taking the one thing that makes her feel important…her undefeated streak.

%Jay Leno%
What it says here, Adalyn seems to believe that you will fall just like all of the others. What do you have to say to that?

Serenity lets out a small laugh before maintaining her composure moments later.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
Adalyn has a very over active imagination is what that boils down to. She knows that she’s up against one of the biggest competitors she’s had so far and she playing a game of cat and mouse to give herself the advantage over me. What she wants is for me to come out and take everything she said and say that it isn’t true so I focus more on what she’ll say next than the match itself. That may have worked on Mari and Angela but Adalyn is soon going to find out that I’m different.

%Jason Reso%
I take it by that statement that you have some big plans in store for Miss Raine tonight, can you let us in on what they are?

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
I would love to Jay, I really would but unfortunately everything I say will be aired on TV and go straight to Adalyn. Not that I have anything to hide mind you but if Adalyn doesn’t think that she needs to prepare to face me in anyway then why should I give her even a hint of what’s in store for her tomorrow night. I’m getting far to much amusement out of the things she has to say about me anyway, I’m not about to ruin my fun on giving Adalyn even a remote advantage.

%Jay Leno%
Earlier you touched on Adalyn thinking that you were going to be easy to beat. As we’ve sat here and talked I’ve gotten the impression that you feel the same way about her. Is that true or do you think she’s going to give you a tough challenge?

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
I, in no way, think that Adalyn is going to be easy to beat in any sense of the word. Sure she’s still rather new to the wrestling world and hasn’t had the toughest opponents in the world but she is going to far from easy to beat. She’s got Chris Michaels as her personal trainer and with him being one of the single biggest names in WGEF history I’m sure that he’s taught her more than a thing or two that’s going to make her tough to beat.

%Jay Leno%
When it comes to the bigger opponents your record is kind of split. You had Summer Fox that you’ve beaten and lost to on a couple different occasions then you’ve had Hailee Matthews which you ended up with a draw and a loss. Looking at that, how do you think you’ll stand against Adalyn?

%Serenity Chambers reso%
I’m not going to lie Jay, I’m going to stand just fine against her. Of course like I’ve stated already I believe that I have what it takes to give Adalyn her first loss. I may always do the best against the bigger divas but then again Adalyn isn’t one of them now is she? She’s good I’ll give her that but as far as being one of the best…she’s got awhile to go.

%Jay Leno%
Rumor has it that Adalyn is encouraging people to vote as to who will come out the winner between the two of you, is there any truth to that?

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
Since I don’t pay much attention to anything that Adalyn says or does I really can’t answer that question for you. For that you’re going to have to ask her yourself.

%Jay Leno%
In her interview with one of the WGEF’s interviewers, Kris Dawson, Adalyn said that you better throw more at her than just being the veteran between you and that had better be able to bring some talent to the ring to back up what you say. Are you prepared to do that?

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
First of all Jay I have not once said anything about me being the veteran, so if that’s the best that she can come up with against me then she is truly in sad shape. Yes between the two of us I have been here longer and have been in the ring more but that doesn’t mean anything. Take at my win at the Royal Rumble back in January. Both Deacon and Summer had been there longer than I had and I managed to beat both of them. Of course Adalyn won’t have the same luck that I did, but it can always happen.

%Jay Leno%
At the close of her interview Adalyn wished you luck because you were going to need it. Do you have anything you would like to say to her?

Serenity let out a small laugh as her eyes turned away from Jay and at the camera directly in front of her. A sly smirk spreads across her face as she envisions what she wants to say. Oh the possibilities there. Unfortunately the show was only so long and most likely she was getting close to the end of her time so unfortunately for her she couldn’t say everything that she wanted to say. Oh well like she really needed or wanted to give Adalyn something else to run her mouth about. 

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
My dear Adalyn I know you’re watching this as I watched that outstanding interview you gave to Kris Dawson. I must say that it was one of the most amusing that I have seen. How you managed to keep a straight face during it I’ll never know. If I had to look someone in the face and tell such boldfaced lies I don’t think I could contain the laughter but I guess after you tell so many lies you get used it and it eventually becomes second nature. Who knows I might very well be underestimating you and you may be able to beat me tomorrow night but then again it may be you who’s underestimating me. Time will tell on that won’t it? As for me needing luck to beat you…honey you are sadly mistaken. It is you that needs the luck. You’ve had it easy in the past, too easy if you ask me but the time for that has changed. Tomorrow night when you and I face each other you will see that I’m far from the easy target that you have made me out to be and you will wish that you had spent time preparing yourself instead of going from mall to mall looking for another bunch of close. Unfortunately for you it will be too late. All I have left to say is good luck Adalyn…you’re going to need it.

Serenity stares into the camera giving it a cold stare as the camera moves back to Jay who is sitting there not sure what to say. Knowing that he has to move onto the next segment he clears his throat and starts to speak.

%Jay Leno%
Well Serenity I want to wish you the best of luck Friday Night. Make sure to catch Friday Night Fight Night live every Friday night at nine o’clock eastern time. Serenity, thank you again for coming by. Coming up a performance by Three Doors Down�?stay tuned.

The camera pulls away from the two as Jay shakes Serenity’s hand thanking her for appearing on his show. Serenity mouths the words no problem and it was her pleasure to do it. As the show heads into one of its many commercial break, Serenity exits the stage heading in the direction of the dressing room. She stops in long enough to grab her purse from its spot on the back of the chair, flinging it on her shoulder and making her way out of the small room and down the hall to the elevator. She steps inside pressing the button for the lobby. After a few moments a slight ding fills the elevator and the door opens. Serenity steps out making her way into the lobby. As she comes up behind the receptionist she sees her painting her nails. When she reached the desk she walked up beside the desk leans across the desk knocking the bottle of bright red nail polish all over the desk. As the receptionist looks up at her in disgust Serenity flashes her innocent smile.

%Serenity Chambers Reso%
You really should keep a better hold on that sweetie.

Serenity flashes her a devilish smile as she pushes her small frame off the desk and heads the rest of the way down the hallway and out into the parking lot heading straight to where her limo was waiting as the scene fades to black.