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Genius; U Clicked It Starring; Trish Stratus Copes, Edge and JBL Screwing; Deacon Havok Next Victim; Edge and JBL Achievements; WGEF Co-Owner, Rampage General Manager, Tag Team Champion (w/ Kaylee Adams McKenzie 1x), TNA Intergender Tag Team Champion (w/ Edge 1x), TNA Intergender Tag Team Champion (w/ Christian 1x), Women's Champion (5x), Intercontinental Champion (1x, Current), Mother of Crystal, Married to Deacon Havok Mindless Ramblings; I love my new layout and banner :)

The scene opens up in the backstage are of the Erie Civic Center, where the WGEF would be broadcasting its first ever pay per view of the new era, Exile, in less than a week. As usual a collection of superstars who were fortunate to be booked on the card had chosen to arrive early to get in some early preparations for their respective matches. One of those people was none other than Trish Stratus Copes. Trish hadn’t been seen around a WGEF arena since her match against Tapanga Britt the previous week on Friday Night Fight Night. Naturally the match didn’t go as Trish had planned, in fact it had went just the opposite and left Trish in quite a foul mood. Bad mood or not her Intercontinental Title was on the line and she wasn’t about to throw it away as if it meant nothing. She had worked way too hard to do that and besides considering who her challengers were, well she wasn’t about to give them the satisfaction of getting the easy win. As the scene continued to play Trish made her way down the hall where the superstar’s locker rooms were located, heading for where one could only guess was her office. As she rounded the corner she saw her former sister in law Britney Jericho leaning against the wall talking to someone on her cell phone. She offered her a quick wave as she made her way past her. A few moments pass and she reaches her office. She places her hand on the knob, twisting it to the right and gently pushing it inside. She steps inside the room, sitting Crystal on the floor beside her toys and makes her way over to her desk. She reaches for the stack of contracts in front of her. As she starts to read the first one the door to her office starts to open. Figuring it was someone coming to give her grief, Trish rose from her seat ready to yell at whoever was on the other side of the door. Finally the door opened all the way and Trish’s assistant Karen made her way inside. Trish let out a sigh as she lowered herself back into her seat. Karen closed the door behind her and made her way over to Trish’s desk taking a seat in the chair in front of her.

%Karen%
Well I wasn’t expecting to see you around the arena till closer to Exile.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
What on earth for? Just because one match didn’t go the way I had planned? Geesh Karen, if I stayed away every time a match didn’t go my way�?let’s just say this wouldn’t be the first time I stayed away from the arena. 

%Karen%
Yea well the last time I talked to you, you were far from the best of moods so I figured you wouldn’t show up till Friday night at the earliest.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Hey, I had a reason; Tapanga hacked into my cell phone and listened in on mine and Deacon’s conversation. You’d be a little pissed too if that were you.

%Karen%
That’s all well and good but Tapanga isn’t your opponent now.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Well no shit Sherlock! Do I have the word stupid stamped on my forehead or was it just a lucky guess on your part?

%Karen%
There’s no need to be a bitch, I was just trying to get you focused on the match at hand instead of what happened last week.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Take a chill pill will you? Geesh Karen, I’m fully aware that I have the pleasure of Dumb and Dumber Sunday night. How on earth could I forget those two? It’s not like it’s the easiest thing in the world to block out their countless delusions about how they’re going to get the Intercontinental Title away from me (She rolls her eyes). Please! Crystal has more of a shot at getting the title than either one of them do.

%Karen%
I wouldn’t be so quick to rule them out. They may not be the absolute best that we have here but neither of them is exactly shabby either.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Have you been around Angela Stewart when she was smoking? (Karen shakes her head) Are you sure because you certainly act like you have. How you can stand there and tell me that they’re not shabby? Look at them. Neither one of them could fight their way out of a wet paper bag with a hole in it. Especially JBL. My God, have you listened to that man? His whole entire promo consisted of telling me how his reasons why I shouldn’t be holding the Intercontinental Title.

%Karen%
And those reasons were?

%Trish Stratus Copes%
First of all I’m an owner and apparently an owner holding a title is bad for the company and makes the ratings drop. If that’s not bad enough, apparently I’m not marketable as a champion unless I’m dresses in next to nothing. I think he’s a little jealous that when he takes off his jacket and is just wearing his wrestling shorts everyone in the arena goes looking for the nearest bathroom.

Both women share a laugh at JBL’s expense before maintaining their composure a few moments later.

%Karen%
That was an image that I could do without.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Well of course it is, but how do you think I feel with him wanting to see me do a lingerie shoot? (She shudders) I suddenly know how Kaylee feels having Matt Ward than Chris Orton slobbering over her like a puppy in heat. Not that I ever doubted how it felt but still you get the picture.

%Karen%
And here I thought that shudder was just because you’re cold.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
If I wanted to hear smart assed comments I’d go hunt down Chris Michaels, lord knows his would at least be better.

%Karen%
Just think how great you’ll feel come Sunday.

Trish pretends to gag.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Oh god don’t remind me! The last thing I want in my head is JBL’s man boobs.

%Karen%
Which would you rather see those or have Edge kiss you again?

%Trish Stratus Copes%
What are you trying to do Karen make me puke? My God, if you keep going I’m going to wake up in the middle of the night screaming.

%Karen%
It’s a valid question in which I believe you owe me a reply to.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
If you’re actually forcing me to choose between the two of them, then�?neither of them. There are you happy now?

%Karen%
Very much so. Of course if you hear Edge talk about it you enjoyed that kiss.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
And fish have learned how to ride bicycles with in the last few minutes. There wasn’t enough Listerine in the entire world to get the taste of his tongue out of my mouth. Ask Deacon, or as Edge calls him Derek, I was up that whole night after wards puking my guts out. How his umpteen wives got through it I’ll never know. I wouldn’t be surprised if every single one of them came out of the closet the same day they wisened up and filed divorce papers.

%Karen%
That was just a little harsh wasn’t it?

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Oh come on Karen you can’t convince me that you wouldn’t think the same thing if it were you that were held down by his little butt buddies and had his tongue jammed into your throat. My God, I’m going to make myself sick if I keep going. Why do you think he has Hawkins and Ryder follow him around everywhere he goes?

%Karen%
I haven’t the slightest clue.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
They’re his “special�?friends Karen. Did you not pay one bit of attention to a single word I just said?

%Karen%
Well of course I did.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Then why on earth did you ask that ridiculous question?

%Karen%
Alright I made a tiny mistake, so sue me.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
You better be careful saying something like that. You get around the wrong person and they’re liable to take you up on it.

%Karen%
You’re a barreful of laughs today you know that?

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Someone has to be.

%Karen%
I hear ya. Since you apparently aren’t worried about either Edge or JBL pulling something over on you and taking your title, but what about Hawkins and Ryder? With them following Edge everywhere, what are you going to do if they come down to the ring with him?

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Don’t worry Karen, I’ve got something up my sleeve in case he decides he needs a little extra help and brings them down to the ring with him.

%Karen%
Do I get let in on the secret or is this plan of yours some big mystery?

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Do I look stupid? I know how the majority of the people around here don’t keep their noses on their own face and repeat everything they hear. The second that I say what my plan is to ensure that Edge’s little friends try to give him any added assistance. I might as well get one of the interviewers in here and say it on national TV if I was going to do that.

Trish gives Karen one of her usual smirks as the scene fades to black.