Trish Stratus Jericho: That’s Sharmaine for ya.
Trish rolls her eyes as her eyes shift over to the tv screen watching as Sharmaine’s image once again fills the screen. The segment is ending and Sharmaine is trying to politely get the cameras out of her house. Trish reaches over and grabs the remote from its place on the blanket beside Chris. She points it at the screen pressing the power button watching as the screen goes black. She tosses the remote back onto the bed leaning her head against Chris’s chest letting out a sigh.
Trish Stratus Jericho: Considering how bad she says she wants to retain her precious women’s title one would think she’d be a little more concerned about preparing herself for it instead of playing show and tell with the MTV cameras, giving them a first hand glimpse of her house. Goes to show that she isn’t exactly the smartest person in the free world.
Chris Jericho: Perhaps not but her not being all that concerned about it will work out great for you. With her being so preoccupied with running her mouth for MTV you’ll be able to get much more of an advantage over her.
Trish Stratus Jericho: That’s all well and good but I don’t need the help of her being distracted by a television camera to get an edge over her, I do that on pure talent alone.
Plus I’ve been in the ring with her dozens of times I know that twit like I know the back of my hand.
Chris Jericho: That maybe so hun but you can’t go into this match with the attitude that she’s not going to be prepared cause about the time you do that she’s going to go in there with her game face on and destroy you.
Trish lets out a simple laugh as she crawls back across the bed sliding over the foot. She turns back around towards Chris with a smile on her face.
Trish Stratus Jericho: You really know how to make me laugh you know that? Imagine Sharmaine being able to destroy me. She may be able to pick up an occasional win every now and then but she will never destroy me.
Chris Jericho: I know. I just didn’t want you to go into this with the mindset that Sharmaine was going to be a cakewalk.
Trish Stratus Jericho: That’s something I know all to well�?believe me. Don’t worry I’m all ready for little Miss Sharmaine and her crap. Listen I’ve got a radio interview coming up in about an hour and I really need to get going or I’m never going to be able to tear myself away. I’ll see ya later.
After Trish and Chris say their goodbyes Trish picks up her purse and makes her way across the enormous bedroom to the door. Grabbing the knob she pulls the door towards her and steps out into the hall. She casually makes her way towards the stairs when her cell phone starts to ring. She unzips her purse and reaches inside for her phone. Pulling the phone out she glances at the screen seeing her sister in law Britney’s name on the caller id screen. The smile that was on her face was now replaced with a look of concern as she flips the phone open, raising it slowly towards her ear.
Trish Stratus Jericho: Britney is there something wrong?
Britney Jericho Orton: Not for me no, but Kat's finally started running her mouth about you and I thought you might want to hear it.
Trish snickers knowing that if it come from Kat's mouth than it was most likely something rediculous. Still it always paid to know what your opponent was saying about you.
Trish Stratus Jericho: You've got a point there. So what did pain in the ass have to say this time?
Britney Jericho Orton: Not much sadly, she's waiting for you to start running your mouth about her.
Trish Stratus Jericho: (laughing) Are you serious? Oh for pete's sake she's as pathetic as Sharmaine is. Honestlt Brit those two really need some lives of their own then maybe they won't be so concerned with what I'm going to do all the time.
Britney Jericho Orton: Well she is somewhat.
Trish Stratus Jericho: What do you mean somewhat? Wait let me guess the little princess had something else cute to say about me. What piece of crap was it this time?
Britney Jericho Orton: Evidently she suspects that you're going to be using your resources to screw her out of the victory that she thinks she's going to get.
Trish Stratus Jericho: Resources huh? What does she think I'm going to do go through the match just like normal then all of a sudden have someone like Kaylee come down to the ring and help me win? Please. I don't need anyone's help to defeat that little twit.
Britney Jericho Orton: Yea well she does have one victory over you already.
Trish Stratus Jericho: Yes well one little victory isn't going to help her at all. After all it was simply by luck that she was even able to beat me in the first place which is more than evident by that tag match we had the other week on Smackdown. If she was able to beat me so easily as it appears she thinks then she would have been able to do it again then. Not once did she pin me for anything,
Britney Jericho Orton: True. David did sorta stick up for ya thouggh. According to him you play nice when it's important.
Trish Stratus Jericho: I play what? He's been staring at that title belt to long if he seriously believes that I play nice anytime and especially to someone like Kat. I tell ya Brit he's a bigger twit than she is.
Britney Jericho Orton: That he is. No need to worry though Kat's now convinced that you wouldn't stoop that low and that she's just paranoid cause she's afraid that she'll be screwed out of her first title reign.
Trish Stratus Jericho: She's getting a little ahead of herself isn't she? She hasn't even won the title and she's already worried about me screwing her out of it. The girl has more stories than most people's grandma's do. One minute she's concerned about what will come out of my mouth then it's that I'm going to use my resources to cheat her out of a victory then it changes once again to she's just paranoid. What's next?
Britney Jericho Orton: You'll love this....she's not afraid of either you or Eryhen.
Trish Stratus Jericho: Well goodie for her, she't not afraid. Is she stupid enough to believe that we actually think she was scared?
Britney Jericho Orton: Evidently she is.
Trish Stratus Jericho: Obviously. Actually I prefer that she not be scared. The scared ones just end up running away with their tails between their legs and I have to chase after them and I really don't want to do that. After all I'll have both Sharmaine and Eryhen in there to contend with and I can't spend all my time chasing after Kat. If I did that I'd stand a good chance at losing the title and that's not something I'm about to do because of Kat.
Britney Jericho Orton: Yes well, you have to admit that she did bring up a very interesting point before.
Trish Stratus Jericho: What's that?
Britney Jericho Orton: Eryhen. You have yet to mention her yourself.
Trish Stratus Jericho: What's there to say? She interrupted my dealings with Sharmaine and Kat to decide that she wants her rematch clause honored and where the hell is she? No where to be seen. Call me crazy Brit but if I had a rematch clause that I was using to get another shot at the title I claim I wanted then I would be out there like crazy proving why I deserve the shot. Obviously Eryhen's different than me. Maybe she don't want it as bad as she said she does.
Britney Jericho Orton: Makes it nice for you, if she doesn't show then you only have Sharmaine and Kat to worry about.
Trish Stratus Jericho: Them two will be quite enough to keep me enterained for awhile.
Britney Jericho Orton: Look I know you know what you're doing here but you don't seriously believe this is going to be an easy match do you?
Trish Stratus Jericho: Of course not but it will be fun to not only beat them two but to crush their dreams of holding that title all at the same time. That will bring quite a smile to my face. Course that means that I'll have to put up with their nonstop bitching but I'm arelady used to doing that.
Britney Jericho Orton: You know Sharmaine will be wanting a rematch and Kat will probably want one as well.
Trish Stratus Jericho: That doesn't mean I have to give it to them. I'll be the champion and that does have it's perks. More so for me than it will for either of them since I can over rule them and get a shot regardless what they say. I'm sure that's still burning Sharmaine's ass. Kat well she doesn't think that I deserve this shot anyway so if she thinks she'll be getting any sort of a rematch out of me then she's got another thing coming. Listen I hate to cut this short but I have a radio interview to be heading to so I'll call you later, okay?
Britney Jericho Orton: Alright Trish catch ya later.
After saying their goodbyes Trish flips her phone closed and sticks it back inside her purse. She pulls the zipper back across then heads the rest of the way down the staris. She hurries through the entry hallway to the front door. She pulls it open and heads out to the waitiing limo that she ordered to take her to the studio. She climbs inside and waits for the driver to get in. Once he's in she tells him the directions to the radio station. Trish leans back against the seat as the limo pulls out of the driveway and the scene fades.