The two share a small snicker as they take a bite of their ice cream.

Sharmaine James: So what do you think of my plan for Miss Sanders this Sunday?

Trish Stratus Jericho: (giggles) It’s perfect except for one little thing.

Sharmaine James: And what’s that?

Trish Stratus Jericho: You’ve forgotten all about me. That woman has been running her mouth about me for the past few months and has always managed to pick up the win. If she’s going to have that pretty little head of hers is going to be pounded on anything I want to be part of it.

Sharmaine James: I suppose I can squeeze you in somewhere, course she may already be bloody by then.

Trish Stratus Jericho: Hey as long as I get a chance to do some damage of my own its fine with me. I just ask that she at least be awake when I get my shot because I want her to feel every thing.

A devilish grin spread across Trish’s face signaling  that there was a nasty thought brewing in that head of hers.

Sharmaine quickly took notice. She sat her ice cream down in front of her giving Trish a confused look.

Sharmaine James: Care to share the thought going through your head or do you plan on keeping it to yourself?

Trish Stratus Jericho: Oh I was just thinking that we might want to be on our guard Sunday night just in case Kat spazzes out on us.

Sharmaine’s eyes widened in disbelief as she looked across the table at Trish.

Sharmaine James: What on earth are you talking about?

Trish Stratus Jericho: From what I hear Kat was bitching about her loss to Hailee the other day in the theater and some woman sitting behind them got irritated and threw popcorn at Kat’s head.

Sharmaine laughs.

Sharmaine James: Oh I bet that was a pretty picture.

Trish Stratus Jericho: That’s putting it mildly. She got so irritated that she went over and punched the woman right in the face, evidently picturing my face on the woman’s body. I guess she’s disappointed that she’s not going to be getting her hands on me and my (Trish rolls her eyes) sister.

Sharmaine James: Sucks to be her doesn’t it?

Trish Stratus Jericho: You got that right. She might as well get used to the fact that she lost because it’s going to be happening again Sunday night. That is, unless, by some miracle of fate Courtney actually does decide to show.

Sharmaine James: I doubt she will. This is Courtney after all, if she was going to show she would’ve been out here running her mouth already.

Trish Stratus Jericho: How very true. Instead we’re left with Kat’s crap. You know what’s funny?

Sharmaine James: What’s that?

Trish Stratus Jericho: Here you are with a rematch clause for the Women’s Title, which I will give you�?

Sharmaine James: You better.

Trish ignores Sharmaine’s outburst continuing on with what she was saying.

Trish Stratus Jericho: And Kat seems to be more concerned with me than she is with you. Not that not my name was mentioned a half a dozen times or anything but considering this is a tag team match and she’s pretty much without a partner one would think she’d concern herself with both of us.

Sharmaine James: This is Kat Sanders we’re talking about. She’s already got it in her head that she can beat us easy. For some reason you’re her main focus.

Trish’s cell phone started to ring. She reached down grabbing her purse from the floor and sat it on the table. She pulled her phone from the middle section, holding it up to her ear.

Trish Stratus Jericho: Hello?

Voice: Hey Trish, its Karen.

Trish Stratus Jericho: Hey Karen, what’s up?

Karen: You certainly missed a lot while you were on your little shopping trip.

Trish Stratus Jericho: Such as?

Karen: Kat’s finally decided to start running her mouth about you and Sharmaine.

Trish Stratus Jericho: Oh, has she now? What does she have to say?

Karen: For starters it was the usual ‘I will be winning this match�?line and you’ll be happy to know that she has faith that Courtney will show.

Trish Stratus Jericho: Good for her.

Karen went on to tell Trish everything she could remember from Kat’s short promo. Trish chuckled here and there enjoying Kat’s attempt to make it look like she had everything in control. After finishing her conversation with Karen, Trish places her phone back into her purse turning back to Sharmaine.

Trish Stratus Jericho: You are never going to believe this!

Sharmaine James: Oh I don’t know�?try me.

Trish Stratus Jericho: Kat finally has decided to do something.

Sharmaine James: Has she?

Trish Stratus Jericho:  According to her, you and I should expect a loss because she plans on showing that whoever the winner of the fatal fourway doesn’t stand a chance at taking her title.

Sharmaine James: And that has what to do with us?

Trish Stratus Jericho: Evidently we’re her examples.

Sharmaine rolls her eyes.

Sharmaine James: Whatever floats her boat. You know I think she gets more delusional everyday.

Trish giggles.

Trish Stratus Jericho: Oh she has to or she would realize that’s going to do nothing. Besides this is Kat, when has she ever made any sense?

Sharmaine James: How very true.

A woman sitting on the other end of the room came over to Sharmaine and Trish’s table holding the hand of a small girl. In the girl’s hand was a small note book and a pen. Sharmaine rolled her eyes. Trish knew exactly how she felt but she couldn’t turn down her request. She took the notebook from the child quickly jotting her name on an empty page then sliding it over to Sharmaine, shooting her a look that simply told her to sign it. Sharmaine begrudgingly did as she was instructed. She slid the paper back to Trish who handed it back to the little girl. After thanking them for the autographs the woman and little girl left leaving Trish and Sharmaine alone. Trish got up from her seat soon followed by Sharmaine. They headed over to the trash cans dumping out their empty ice creams bowls and leaving the ice cream parlor.

Sharmaine James: Okay where to next boss?

A sly smirk appeared on Trish’s face.

Trish Stratus Jericho: Oh I thought about taking a swing by Hallmark and pick up some sympathy stuff for Kat and Courtney. It’s already certain they’re going to lose, we might as well make it a Hallmark moment.

Sharmaine tried to hide her laughter but it was impossible. She let out a laugh so loud that it attracted the attention of nearby shoppers.

Sharmaine James: My god, now you’re starting to sound like me.

Trish Stratus Jericho: (smiles) Thank you. I can’t help it’s the truth.

The two made their way down the hallway, seeing Hallmark towards the end they head in its direction. When they finally reach it they step inside making their way over to the sympathy section. They spread out scouring the area for the two perfect cards for Kat and Courtney. Finally Trish finds one that simply says ‘In Sympathy for your loss�? Not resisting the temptation she picks up the card and an envelope and walks over to where Sharmaine is still looking.

Trish Stratus Jericho: You’ve gotta see this one I found for Kat.

Trish hands Sharmaine the card. Sharmaine looks it over smirking at the words then handing it back to Trish a few seconds later.

Sharmaine James: That’s perfect.

Sharmaine leafed through some cards in front of her not finding anything that suited her fancy. She moved over to the thinking of you section. She scoured the cards up and down eventually finding one that said ‘Missing You�? Sharmaine picked up the card, showing it to Trish. Trish let out a small laugh, nodding in approval. As they made their way up to the checkout they came upon a display of artificial black roses. Trish grabbed two, handing one to Sharmaine as they proceeded to the checkout. After paying for everything they made their way outside stopping almost right in front of the door.

Trish Stratus Jericho: Anything else you wanna do or are you ready to get out of this hell hole?

Sharmaine James: Ready when you are.