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From: Angela  (Original Message)Sent: 7/4/2008 6:33 AM

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•Warning�?BR>This rp may include some things that isn't stuible for young people. Sex, Violence and Curse words maybe in this rp. If you do not like any of that exit now. Otherwise enjoy the rp and continue on! But all you whiners dont come complaing about the rp because you have been warned!
•Warning Over�?/STRONG>

The scene opens in the parking lot of a local gym in Indianapolis, Indiana where the WGEF would be holding it’s annual pay per view, King of the Ring, in just a matter of a few days. As the scene continues to play we see a white stretch limo pulls into the parking lot coming to a stop just in front of the door. The left front door swings open and a small framed man steps out wearing a plain black suit with a white dress shirt underneath. He closes the door behind him and walks around to the back door, pulling it open. He holds his hand out and seconds later a female hand with French manicured nails places itself in his hand. It’s soon joined by a pair of legs. The individual pulls themself the rest of the way revealing it to be WGEF Co-Owner and Raw General Manager Trish Stratus Copes dressed in a pair of small white shorts and a black tank top.  Trish rises to an upright position she releases her grip thanking the man for his help at the same time. After Trish thanked him for his help the driver walked around to the trunk pulling out two small black duffel bags. Moments later Trish’s husband Deacon slid out from inside the limo dressed in his Legion of Havok T-shirt and black wind pants. After closing the door behind him Deacon walked over to where his wife was standing taking the bags from the limo driver.

%Deacon Havok%
You ready babe?

%Trish Stratus Copes%
As ready as I’m ever going to be.

%Deacon Havok%
What kind of answer is that? You were the one who wanted to spend the day in a gym getting in an extra workout. Personally I don’t think you need a workout. You’re only real challenge is Nyman and quite frankly babe, you can take him easy.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
I know but a little extra ring time never hurt. Besides it gets me away from the arena for a day and a chance to burn off some restless energy.

Deacon shook his head and chuckled as he followed his wife towards the door. Trish stepped up on the sidewalk grabbing the handle on the door and pulling it towards her. She stepped inside soon followed by Deacon. Once inside they made their way through the vacant gymnasium. As he made his way across the large he noticed that the room was strangely quiet for it being early in the morning. Finally they reach the locker room and Deacon sits the bags down on the bench as he takes a seat next to his wife.

%Deacon Havok%
This place is awfully quiet are you sure we’re supposed to be here?

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Of course, I rented it for the day so we can have some peace and quiet.

%Deacon Havok%
You don’t think there’s a chance that some over excited fan would come up to you in mid workout and ask for an autograph or picture do you?

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Oh no, that’s never happened before. (She rolls her eyes) I always get peace and quiet. Of course if you believe that you’re easier to fool than Chris ever was.

%Deacon Havok%
That was kind of low. Here I was cracking a joke and you insult me.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
I did no such thing…all I did was point out that if you believe that I never get pestered then you’re easier to fool than Chris.

%Deacon Havok%
Well I guess I’ll accept that since you’ve got a big title defense coming up in a couple of days.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Big? Are you kidding me? I’d entertain mediocre but not big. The biggest challenger I have is Nyman and like you said he’s not that great. The man has spent more time chasing after Jamie Austin than he has anything else.

%Deacon Havok%
Then why is he in the match. You could’ve just as easily kept this between you and Chris.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Apparently the two of them have some sort of problem with each other which knowing Chris like I do, he ran his mouth when he shouldn’t have and it’s gotten his ass in trouble.

%Deacon Havok%
Naturally, this is Chris Jericho we’re talking about here. The guy never has been the sharpest knife in the drawer.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
You don’t have to tell me, I was married to the guy. Not that I’m bragging about it mind you.

%Deacon Havok%
If this is between Nyman and Chris then why are you in it all of a sudden and with your title on the line?

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Apparently because Chris has managed to defeat every other loser on the roster he feels that he’s earned the right to have a shot. Normally I’d say no but snatching Chris’s dreams right from under him amuses me. The best part of the whole thing is that he actually believes that he has an ice cube’s chance in hell at pinning me. I know I rented this place to get in a work out before Friday night but I’m not in the mood anymore. What do you to blowing this place and doing something a little more amusing?

%Deacon Havok%
Dropping a workout that you don’t need for something that you’d actually enjoy? That sounds like a plan to me.

After deciding to abandon their workout they shut off their machines and make their way back to the locker room. Trish takes a quick swipe across her forehead with the towel before tossing it into her gym bag. As she zips the bag closed she looks up to see Deacon already waiting for her. She lets out a small giggle as she places the bag on her shoulder. She joins him at the door placing her hand in his as they make their way through the facility and back to their limo as the scene fades to black.

(c.) cruel intentions at daf.

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RP Title: U Clickd It
People Involved:
Trish Stratus Copes, Deacon Havok, Chris Jericho & Mister Nyman
Relationship: Married to Deacon Havok

Next Victim:
Chris Jericho & Mister Nyman
Achievements:
WGEF Co-0wner, Raw General Manager.Tag Team Champion w/Kaylee Adams (1x), TNA Intergender Tag Team Champion w/Edge (1x), TNA Intergender Tag Team Champion w/Christian (1x), Women’s Champion (5x). Intercontnental Champion (Current), Mother of Crystal
OOC: Good Luck Guys!!!!



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From: AngelaSent: 7/6/2008 8:08 AM

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•Warning�?BR>This rp may include some things that isn't stuible for young people. Sex, Violence and Curse words maybe in this rp. If you do not like any of that exit now. Otherwise enjoy the rp and continue on! But all you whiners dont come complaing about the rp because you have been warned!
•Warning Over�?/STRONG>

The scene just outside a local airport in New York City, New York as it does we see a white stretch limo slowly pull into the parking lot. It slowly makes its way through the lengthy driving lane eventually coming to a stop directly in front of the doors. The limo driver killed the engine and opened his door stepping out onto the sidewalk. He quickly walked around to the rear door and pulled it open. A few seconds pass and Trish Stratus Copes emerges from inside the limo still dressed in the white tank top and pants that she put on that morning. She grabbed her purse from its place on the seat beside her and drapes it over her shoulder. She rises to a standing position, offering the limo driver a polite smile and a thank you before heading into the airport.  As she reaches the doors they glide open allowing Trish inside. She stepped past the doors coming to a stop on the other side. She reached inside her purse looking for her airline ticket. Finally finding it next to her cell phone she pulls it out. Her eyes scan the ticket from top to bottom looking for the gate number. She finally finds it on the bottom of the ticket. Gate 23 she quietly says to herself. She lets out a quick hmmm before placing the ticket carefully back into her purse. She takes a quick peek at her watch seeing that she only had 45 minutes left before her flight. Tightening her grip on her purse Trish hurries down the hall searching for gate 23 and her husband and daughter. Halfway down she sees a large sign hanging from the ceiling giving the directions to where different gates are located. Trish pauses to look and see if the gate she was looking for was on there. Sure enough there it was directly in the middle. Just as Trish was about to continue on she heard an unfamiliar voice calling out “Oh my god it’s Trish Stratus!�? Trish rolled her eyes in annoyance knowing that it was just some damp pantied fan before turning around and finding two teenage girls standing behind her.
 
%Girl #1%
 Excuse me Trish, but we were hoping to get a quick autograph.
 
Trish nodded her head in acceptance knowing it was the only way she was going to rid herself of them in time to catch her flight. Before she can even fish around in her purse for something to write with both girls produce a sharpie marker and a small notebook. The second girls hands the notebook to Trish as she quickly starts to sign a brief message across the top of  the piece of paper.
 
%Girl #1%
I know you’re probably in a hurry but I was just wondering are you nervous about facing your ex husband Chris Jericho and Mister Nyman Sunday night at the King of the Ring?

Trish scoffed at the question…her be nervous? Now that was funny.
 
%Trish Stratus Copes%
 I’m sorry you have the wrong person. If I were you I’d wait around awhile for Chris or Nyman and ask one of them that question. 
 
%Girl #2%
 Okay maybe not nervous but surely you’re concerned about your chances of coming out the winner.
 
%Trish Stratus Copes%
 Have you taken a look at who my opponents are? I’ve got the single biggest loser to ever step foot into a wrestling ring and a guy who spends all of his free time looking for his next fuck buddy. If I were to put both of them in a paper bag and shake it up, they’d both fall out at the exact same time if you catch my point. Doesn’t exactly scream competition but hey they wanted the shot. So to answer your question, am I concerned about Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Dumb beating me�?(She smirks) No, I’m not.

%Girl #1%
So you’re not concerned about the possibility of them beating you, but you’ve still got to prepare yourself . Have you done anything to get ready for this match?
 
%Trish Stratus Copes%
 Let me guess that was your shot at asking an intelligent question. Kudos on that by the way. Actually I have done something to ready myself for Sunday night  I’ve ordered as much coffee as I can just so that I can stay awake for the whole thing. Lord knows I’m going to it having to endure a match with them two.
 
%Girl #2%
I realize that neither one of them have done near what you have, but they’re not exactly the easiest in the world to beat, aren’t you going to need to be prepared more than just drinking coffee?
 
%Trish Stratus Copes%
 That was sarcasm genius.  Are you really that dense or have you been licking to many of those flavored windows again? Honestly what’s going on in the schools today? (The girl gets pissed) Alright since I seemed to have offended you I’ll answer your little question. Not that I need it but of course I’m going to be more prepared than drinking coffee. Chris I know like the back of my hand and Nyman…well, let’s just say I’m keeping an eye on him.
 
%Girl #1%
With both Chris and Nyman focused on taking the Intercontinental Title away from you, they’re going to be looking for any option they can. Chris has the Walls of Jericho, Code Breaker and the Lionsault while Mister Nyman has the Saying Goodnight, The Shocker and Shock Treatment. Neither one of those are going to be the easiest to get out of. Are you sure you�?
 
%Trish Stratus Copes%
 What…can avoid them? Sweetie its not exactly a form of rocket science here. Avoiding any of their moves is as simple as avoiding chocolate in your case. Maybe not as hard judging by all that extra weight you’ve been packing on there, but hard none the less.
 
Trish handed the girls back the notebook after giving each of them the autograph they asked for. She was hoping that would further show that she had other places she needed to be but no such luck.
 
%Girl #2�?
With Chris being the one who actually asked for the match are you going to be focusing on him more than Nyman or are both of them going to be of equal importance?
 
Trish shot the girls a slight smirk as she adjusted her purse on her shoulder.
 
%Trish Stratus Copes%
 Both of them are going to hold the same amount of importance, that being none of course. Now if you’re wanting to know if I see one being more of a challenger over the other, I’d say Nyman over Chris. Nyman actually has a promising future if he’d think with the other head. Chris, to put it simply, his better days are behind him. He couldn’t give my two year old daughter a decent challenge much less give me one.
 
%Girl #1%
Yea but with Chris calling you out and demanding a shot at the Intercontinental Title he most likely has some sort of plan up his sleeve. Haven’t you given that any thought whatsoever?
 
%Trish Stratus Copes%
 You’re getting smarter there Porky, the Special Ed must be helping. As for Chris having anything up his sleeve, unless you’re referring to his arm there’s no chance he’s got anything up there. Let’s face it when it comes to planning out any sort of a game plan Chris is lacking two things. Brains and Motivation. But hey if he’s feeling ambitious enough to try I welcome the attempt.
 
Trish looks down at her watch seeing that she only has 20 minutes till her flight leaves.
 
%Trish Stratus Copes%
 Listen girls I really do have to be going if I want to catch my flight.
 
The girls be grudgingly accept and let Trish go on her way. Knowing that she has quite a distance to go Trish starts running down the terminal hoping that she’s able to make it on time. As she continues to run down the hallway her eyes catch her watch –only ten more minutes. Finally after a couple more minutes Trish finally reaches the gate. Out of breath she unzips her purse and reaches inside for her ticket. She pulls it out and hands it to the flight attendant behind the counter. As the flight attendant glances over Trish looks around noticing that Deacon isn’t anywhere to be seen. Figuring they must already be on the plane she waits for the attendant to give her back her ticket. Finally he does and Trish hurries through the gate and into the plane where she sees Deacon sitting on the outside seat with a magazine in his hands. She quickly shows the stewardess her ticket and is led to the seat next to him. As she plops her small frame into the seat next to him she lays her hand on his leg, rubbing it gently.
 
%Deacon Havok%
 What took you so long? I was beginning to wonder if you were even going to make the plane.
 
%Trish Stratus Copes%
I got stopped by these two pains in the ass girls wanting autographs and of course they had to ask some stupid questions about my match Sunday night. If I wouldn’t have sprinted across the terminal I wouldn’t have made it here on time.
 
Trish picks Crystal off her lap and sits her down in the seat next to her as the seatbelt sign comes on. After making sure her daughter was secured she reached over and fastened her own seatbelt. As she did the stewardess stepped out from behind a curtain and got on the microphone.
 
&Stewardess&
Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to flight 930 direct from New York City, New York to Indianapolis, Indiana here on Virgin Atlantic. As soon as the plane has safely made it into the air you will be free to walk around the plane. Enjoy your flight and thank you for flying Virgin Atlantic.
 
She hung the microphone and disappeared once again behind the curtain. A few moments pass and the seatbelt sign goes off. Trish glances over at the kids who were fast asleep in their seat. Trish undoes her seatbelt and reaches back inside her purse for her phone. Finding it at the bottom of the main compartment she pulls it out and flips it open She pulls up her contacts and searches for her best friend Kaylee’s phone number. As she comes across it she presses the call button and listens as the phone starts to ring. A couple of minutes and finally Trish can hear the phone being picked up.
 
%Kaylee Adams McKenzie%
 Hello?
 
%Trish Stratus Copes%
 Hey Kay its Trish. Deacon and I have just left New York and are on our way over to Indianapolis. The way I have it figured we should get there about an hour or two before the pay per view starts.
 
%Kaylee Adams McKenzie%
 That going to give you enough time to over come the jetlag before our match? After the fight Mickie gave you the other week aren’t you going to want to get in a little training or anything before you step into the ring?
 
%Trish Stratus Copes%
 Don’t worry I’ll have plenty of time to get there and relax a bit before my match comes up. Especially with it being at the bottom of the card an hour or  two will give me plenty of time. You worry to much you know that? If I didn’t know better I swear I was talking to Deacon over here instead of you.
 
Deacon opens his eyes and looks over at his wife with a quizzical expression as he tries to figure what’s going on. Seeing him looking at her Trish moves the phone away from her mouth a bit and mouths the word Kaylee at him. Deacon nods and closes his eyes once again.
 
%Trish Stratus Copes%
 Did the sets and everything get there on time and set up?
 
%Kaylee Adams McKenzie%
 Everything’s fine. All the stages and sets came this morning and the crew is setting them up now. I told them to make sure they were up when by the time you got here.
 
%Trish Stratus Copes%
 Fantastic! I don’t know what I’d do without you helping me.
 
%Kaylee Adams McKenzie%
 Yea about that. You’re really going to love me even more. I checked the sign in sheet at the Conseco Fieldhouse and all the hotels around here and both Chris and Nyman have checked in and have already cut some promos. Nyman has an interesting interview that I got for you and Chris has already ran his mouth in the ring.

 %Trish Stratus Copes%
 You have no idea how much that fills my life with joy. I can hardly wait to get there and hear how both of them are going to beat me.

 %Kaylee Adams McKenzie%
 You summed up Chris’s pretty well. If I didn’t know better I’d swear you had already seen it.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
 Lucky for me, I haven’t and if I have a say it’s going to stay that way. So what was Nyman’s like or don’t I really want to know?

%Kaylee Adams McKenzie%
 Relax, it was surprising pretty decent. He didn’t go out and slam you like Chris did. Actually he gave you a compliment.
 
%Trish Stratus%
 Don’t just stop there…come on Kay. He gave me a compliment, I have to know what it is.

 %Kaylee Adams McKenzie%
He has respect for you apparently. He thinks he’s going to beat you and leave  you lying in a pool of your own blood but he has respect for you none the less.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Well color me surprised. I was never expecting that. Not that I thought he would go out and he was going to beat me as easy as pie but still someone realizing that I’m not some pussy who doesn’t know what I’m doing out there is a complete surprise. I might actually have to be nicer to him.

 %Kaylee Adams McKenzie%
You be nice to someone? I never thought I’d hear those words come from your mouth. Does Deacon know that you’re going to be nice to him?

%Trish Stratus Copes%
 Not like that dirty mind. I was talking about giving the guy more credit than I normally do the losers I have to face. Who knows he might actually have some talent.

 The two women share a small laugh at Kat’s expense before maintaining their composure moments later.

%Kaylee Adams McKenzie%
 That was bad.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
True but it was just to perfect not to say. Just because the guy has respect for me doesn’t mean that I’m not going to slam him a little bit. I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t. Besides all he did was say one nice thing. Respect or no respect, he wants my title just as bad as Chris does He may not have challenged me for it directly but he still wants it. To be honest Kay, when it comes down to it I don’t put it past either of them not to bring out bring out some sort of weapon to give themselves a little more leverage if they need it. You might want to have someone check around the ring just to be on the safe side.

 %Kaylee Adams McKenzie%
I don’t either. That’s why you and I get along so well, we don’t trust anyone (She laughs). Don’t worry I’ll make sure the ring gets checked over just in case either one of them decide to pull a fast one.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
 I’m suspecting Chris more than Nyman but rather not take any chances. I’ve busted my ass way to hard getting the title and keeping it, I’m not about to take any chances against Dumb and Dumber and set myself up to be blindsided.

 %Kaylee Adams McKenzie%
 I’ll get the referee to check it over just as soon as I get off the phone with you so he has plenty of time. That way if either of them have put anything under there we can spoil their party for them. Not that either of them would try anything like that.
 
Trish burst into laughter catching the attention of nearly half the plane. She ignores their stares and continues her chat with Kaylee.

 %Trish Stratus Copes
 Oh god no! It’s not like they would try something unfair to give them the extra advantage over someone.

%Kaylee Adams McKenzie%
Of course not, they’re too honest.

 Just as Kaylee finished speaking Trish looked up to see the seatbelt sign had come back on.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Listen Kay we’re arriving at the airport now so I’ll be at the arena in about an hour or so. I  know this is a bad time to ask but my limo is out there right?

 %Kaylee Adams McKenzie%
 Of course, I had one of the stagehands make sure to send one for you guys herself to make sure it was there.
 
 Trish thanked Kaylee and quickly said her goodbyes. As she heard the dial tone coming from the other end she quickly flipped her phone closed. She stuffed back into the main section of her purse and fastened her seatbelt as the stewardess came back out.

 Stewardess:  Ladies and Gentlemen we are just about to land at the Southwest Airlines, please make sure you are seated and that your seatbelt is securely fastened around you. We hope that you have enjoyed your flight and will fly Virgin Atlantic in the future.

 As she disappears once again behind the curtain as the plane started to descend. After a half hour it finally hit the ground sending everyone flying forward in their seats then slamming against the back seconds later. The plane coasted along the runway eventually coming to a smooth stop in front of the gate. Flight attendants gathered up front as the announcement was made for everyone to begin getting off the plane. Unfastening their seatbelts Trish and Deacon rose to their feet. As usual people pointed and stared as they made their way through the terminal. Deacon headed to the baggage claim as Trish headed through the lobby to the waiting limo carrying Crystal in her arms. After having a bag boy grab the bags Deacon joined her inside the limo as the limo driver and bag boy loaded everything into the trunk. After twenty minutes everything was in the trunk. The limo shut the trunk and headed around to the front. He climbed in the driver’s seat and turned on the engine. After a couple of minutes he pulled out of the parking lot and into traffic. An hour and a half later they finally reach the arena to a large group of fans clustered at the top of the back drive. The limo driver fights through it eventually getting through and continuing on to the rear entrance door. The limo came to a stop just in front of the door. The driver got out and walked around to the back, he opened the rear door. Deacon slid out first soon followed by Trish holding Crystal. Deacon grabbed the bags from the limo driver and followed Trish inside. Trish made her way down the hall heading to where one could only guess was her office. A few moments pass and she finally reaches her office. She twist the knob slightly to the right before stepping inside. Once inside Trish sat Crystal on the floor then made her way over to the couch dropping her small frame on the plush leather sofa as Deacon came in with the bags.

 %Trish Stratus Copes%
 I hate to just get here and run out already but seeing the schedule Karen laid out for me I see I have an interview with one of favorite pains in the ass so I’ll catch you in a few, okay?

 Deacon nodded as Trish pulled herself off the couch and  walked the short distance across the room to the doorway eventually disappearing into the hallway as the scene fades.

(c.) cruel intentions at daf.

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RP Title: U Clickd It
People Involved:
Trish Stratus Copes, Deacon Havok, Chris Jericho & Mister Nyman
Relationship: Married to Deacon Havok

Next Victim:
Chris Jericho & Mister Nyman
Achievements:
WGEF Co-0wner, Raw General Manager.Tag Team Champion w/Kaylee Adams (1x), TNA Intergender Tag Team Champion w/Edge (1x), TNA Intergender Tag Team Champion w/Christian (1x), Women’s Champion (5x). Intercontnental Champion (Current), Mother of Crystal
OOC: Okies here's number 2...3 will definitely be up tomorrow and possibily number 4 if I get creative enough. Good Luck Guys!!!!


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From: AngelaSent: 7/6/2008 11:50 PM

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•Warning�?BR>This rp may include some things that isn't stuible for young people. Sex, Violence and Curse words maybe in this rp. If you do not like any of that exit now. Otherwise enjoy the rp and continue on! But all you whiners dont come complaing about the rp because you have been warned!
•Warning Over�?/STRONG>

The scene opens again a few minutes later with Trish still on her way for her interview with Maria. Better known as the ditz to anyone reading this, but that’s another story for a different matter all together. To say that Trish was looking was looking forward to this was nothing but a boldface lie. The truth of the matter was she hated it. The only reason she even agreed was to get it over with. You see she knew how things worked around there. If she said no then within minutes Maria would appear in her locker room giving her that blank expression of hers and pestering her to no end until she finally consented and gave the interview. This way she was saving herself at least a couple hours of a headache. God how that irritated Trish…that and her voice. Like pins and needles to the ears. All she wanted to do was sit in her locker room with Deacon enjoying a few moments of peace before she had to get ready for her match. Considering she now had to answer a bunch of pointless questions it wasn’t looking very promising which wasn’t leaving Trish in a very good mood. And poor Maria was going to be on the receiving end of it. Tough break for her, now wasn’t it? Not that Trish cared who was on the receiving end of the bad mood she was working on. In fact anyone who was within eye range would do just fine. It just happened that Maria was the lucky person for the day. Trish made her way around the corner with an annoyed expression on her face. As she made her way around the corner she saw Maria standing a few feet away chatting rather happily with the cameraman. If she was lucky Maria would be engrossed in her conversation and not even notice Trish was there. No such luck unfortunately. Out of the corner of her eye Maria saw Trish slowly walking towards her. She flashed her one of the widest grins Trish had ever seen, which made her stomach turn. It was too late to turn back now unfortunately. Trish let out a groan as she begrudgingly made her way to the makeshift area that had been set up for interviews. It was nice but nothing overly special. As she took her place beside the ever vacant Maria, Maria turned to face Trish batting her eyelashes as she starts to speak.

%Maria Kanellis%
Oh my god Trish…like how are you? I am so glad that you said yes to doing this interview. Everyone else I asked said no.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Gee I wonder why.

%Maria Kanellis%
Me too. (She pouts) It’s just rude, you know?

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Yea sure Maria. Look I really don’t have all day to sit here and continue on with this little conversation with you but I have more important things to do so if you don’t mind get on with this interview already.

%Maria Kanellis%
Oh sure Trish.

She motions for the cameraman to get ready. A few moments pass and finally he gives her the signal that he’s ready. Maria raises her mic up to her lips and starts to speak.

%Maria Kanellis%
Hey everyone! Maria here and I’m standing here with WGEF Co- Owner and Raw General Manager Trish Stratus Copes, who will be defending her Inter…con…tinental Title, wow that was hard to say, against Chris Jericho and Mister Nyman. (She turns towards Trish) Trish, a few weeks ago Chris came out and said he wanted a shot at your…Inter�?

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Inercontinental.

%Maria Kanellis%
Yea, that’s it. How did you know?

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Lucky guess. Now get on with it.

%Maria Kanellis%
Well I was wondering since Chris came out and said he wanted a shot and you don’t like him anymore, why did you say yes?

%Trish Stratus Copes%
For the sheer enjoyment of it. He manages to defeat a few losers who would even manage to lose to you and suddenly that puts him in the running for a shot at my Intercontinental Title. If he wants his ass kicked that badly who am I to tell him no? If Chris wants me to destroy his dreams that badly I’m happy to oblige.

%Maria Kanellis%
Yea but I hear that Chris has been training extra hard and thinks he can beat you. Do you think he can?

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Did you think of that one all by yourself? (Maria nods) I figured as much. To answer your question, no I don’t think Chris could beat me. The only chance he would have is in his dreams and even then he’d most likely still lose. He can tell himself all he wants to that he actually stands a chance but deep down he knows that fish have a better chance of learning to ride a bicycle then he does at walking out the Intercontinental Champion

%Maria Kanellis%
Trish I don’t mean to be rude but I’m pretty sure they don’t know how.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
That’s the point Maria.

%Maria Kanellis%
(She laughs) Oh I get it.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Somehow I highly doubt it, but never mind. Just ask your next mind numbing question.

%Maria Kanellis%
I think if he really tries Chris could beat you.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Do you now? Tell me something Maria has he convinced you that you actually have a brain or are you looking for a nice roll in the sheets? If it’s the latter honey buy yourself a vibrator, you’ll have a much better time…trust me. As for Chris, he couldn’t get off his ass and do anything that required effort when we were married and you think he’s going to show any now? Please! What’s going to happen is he’s going to go out there, give his usual mediocre performance, get knocked on his ass and pinned by yours truly. End of story.

%Maria Kanellis%
What about Mister Nyman? I know he didn’t ask for the shot but he’s pretty good. Do you think he could beat you?

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Only if I suddenly become paralyzed and can’t compete. Unlike Chris, Nyman actually has some talent but unfortunately for him it isn’t going to help. If I were him I’d go after Randy Orton and challenge him for a shot at the Television Title because that’s going to be his only hope at becoming a champion.

%Maria Kanellis%
That was pretty mean.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
The truth hurts sometimes Maria.

%Maria Kanellis%
Well I think you should apologize.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Unless you wanted to be knocked on your ass, move on.

Not wasting any time Maria moved the mic back up to her lips and stared to speak once again.

%Maria Kanellis%
The other day Mister Nyman was in his locker room talking about this match tonight and he said that you and Chris hate each other but can’t let the other out of your life. If you hate each other why do want each other in your life?

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Here’s a bit of advice for you Maria, Mister Nyman is full of shit.

%Maria Kanellis%
Why would he say it if it wasn’t true?

%Trish Stratus Copes%
To make himself look good of course. I can’t speak for Chris, but I for one, kicked him out of my life the day I left him for Deacon. You don’t see me running around saying his name in every other sentence do you? (She shakes her head) Of course you don’t. If it wasn’t for his misconception that he stood a chance at beating me I wouldn’t be having anything to do with him now. 

%Maria Kanellis%
He also said that in your match, he’s going to stay back and let you and Chris beat each other up then come in at the last minute and get the easy win.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Is he now? Well thank you Maria, for once you have done something useful.

%Maria Kanellis%
I didn’t get him in trouble did I?

%Trish Stratus Copes%
Trouble? No. He’s far from being in trouble.

%Maria Kanellis%
Oh good, I hate getting people in trouble. They always get mad at me.

%Trish Stratus Copes%
I couldn’t imagine why.

%Maria Kanellis%
Me either. I don’t mean to�?it just happens.

Trish shoots her a look that tells her to cut the chit chat and move on.

%Maria Kanellis%
He also said that both you and Chris are worried about keeping your legacy up and aren’t worried about possibly losing to a rookie. Is that true?

%Trish Stratus Copes%
He really does have his head up his ass doesn’t he? First of all Maria my legacy isn’t a part of this match and even if it was I wouldn’t be worried about it being in jeopardy. Simply because it won’t be. My one and only focus is keeping my Intercontinental Championship around my waist where it belongs. If Nyman wants to believe that I’m more focused on my legacy than on the possibility of him sneaking in a win then by all means let him. It’s just going to make it that much more enjoyable when I beat him like the bitch he is. Now if you don’t mind I have much more important things to do than stand here and listen to you ramble on so this interview is now over.

Before Maria can so much as utter out a single syllable Serenity turns around almost smacking Maria in the face with her long blonde hair. She lets out a small snicker as she heads back down the hall in the direction of her office. Just before she rounds the corner she pauses turning back around to get one last look at Maria, who is standing there with the same blank look on her face that she had when Trish first arrived for the interview. She couldn’t help but let out a rather loud laugh as she turned back around and headed around the corner.

(c.) cruel intentions at daf.

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RP Title: U Clickd It
People Involved:
Trish Stratus Copes, Deacon Havok, Chris Jericho & Mister Nyman
Relationship: Married to Deacon Havok

Next Victim:
Chris Jericho & Mister Nyman
Achievements:
WGEF Co-0wner, Raw General Manager.Tag Team Champion w/Kaylee Adams (1x), TNA Intergender Tag Team Champion w/Edge (1x), TNA Intergender Tag Team Champion w/Christian (1x), Women’s Champion (5x). Intercontnental Champion (Current), Mother of Crystal
OOC: Okies here's number 3