It was just a matter of four days before the WGEF would be airing it’s second original named pay-per- view, Showtime live from the US Airways Center in the heart of Phoenix, Arizona. As the scene opens we’re taken to what appears to be an empty hotel room until we move to the other side of the room and find Trish Stratus Copes fast asleep on the King sized bed on the far end of the room. A few moments pass and “Paralyzer�?by Finger Eleven plays throughout the room causing Trish to let out a groan as she stirred underneath the covers. She cracks one eye open to see her phone vibrating on the night table. She lets out a yawn as she sticks her hand out from under the covers reaching for the phone. She flips it open and sees her best friend Kaylee’s number on the screen. She wipes the sleep out of her eyes trying her best to wake herself up as she pressed the accept button and lifted the phone to her ear. %Trish Stratus Copes% Hey Kay, is something wrong? %Kaylee Adams% Of course not, why would anything be wrong? %Trish Stratus Copes% Because it’s early. %Kaylee Adams% Early? What do you mean it’s early? It’s going on noon. Don’t tell me you were still in bed! %Trish Stratus Copes% Alright I won’t tell you. %Kaylee Adams% You’re certainly chipper this afternoon. %Trish Stratus Copes% I try. I don’t mean to be rude but surely you didn’t call to see how chipper I am. %Kaylee Adams% Actually I called to see what your plans were this afternoon. %Trish Stratus Copes% How could you ask me something like that when I just woke up? I haven’t even had breakfast yet and you expect me to know what I’m doing today. %Kaylee Adams% I was thinking of going to lunch and I called to see if you wanted to drop Crystal off with my nanny and join me. %Trish Stratus Copes% I suppose I can, although breakfast would be a better idea. %Kaylee Adams% You’re funny…breakfast at noon. It’s time for lunch. %Trish Stratus Copes% Awe come on Kay, I can’t have lunch before breakfast, it’s not right. %Kaylee Adams% Then grab a pop tart on your way out the door and eat it in the car, I’ve been up for hours and I’m starving. %Trish Stratus Copes% Alright…alright…I give up. Just give me a couple of minutes to get dressed and get Crystal ready and I’ll be over. %Kaylee Adams% Alright girl, see you in a few. After they said their goodbyes Trish flipped her phone closed and sat it back down on the nightstand. She laid there for a few moments mustering up the ambition to get up without a bit of luck. That’ll teach her to stay out till six in the morning celebrating. She looked over at her phone half expecting it to ring again but lucky for her, it didn’t. Letting out a sigh of relief she turned her head surprised to see that the other side of the bed was empty. She grabbed a hold of the blankets flinging them across. She then pulls herself to a seated position flinging her legs over the side of the bed. She sat there for a few seconds rubbing the sleep out of her eye before sliding down onto the floor. Trish makes her way around the end of the bed over to the dresser. She pulls out the middle drawer grabbing a plain white tank top and a matching pair of wind pants. Shoving the drawer back in she pulls out the top drawer and grabs a white lacey thong and a white sports bra. Having the clothes she needed Trish made her way over to the bathroom. Moments later the door opens and Trish appears in the clothes she carried in with her. She makes her way to the far side of the bed where her three year old daughter Crystal sat playing on the roll away bed Trish had sent up for her. %Trish Stratus Copes% Come on honey, mommy’s going to drop you off at Kaylee’s hotel room to play with Destiny and Dhillion while mommy and Kaylee go out and talk. %Crystal Copes% Okay mommy. Crystal gets up from her seat on the bed taking a hold of Trish’s hand and following her across the room. As they step out into the hallway they turn to the left walking down a few doors before coming to a stop. Trish knocks on the door. A few moments pass and it swings open with Kaylee standing on the other side with a warm smile on her face. She ushered them inside and Crystal immediately headed for Destiny and Dhillion. %Kaylee Adams% You ready? %Trish Stratus Copes% As best as I can be. Kaylee let out a small laugh as the two made their way over to the door stepping out into the hallway. They head in the direction of the elevators. After both women are in Kaylee presses the button for the lobby. After a couple of moments the doors reopen and they step out into the lobby. They make their way through the spacious room to the doors heading in the direction of the limo Kaylee had sent for. Trish slid in first soon followed by Kaylee. As the driver climbed in the front Kaylee leaned forward telling him where she wanted to go. He nodded and put the limo into drive. About twenty minutes later the limo pulls into the parking lot of a local IHop coming to a stop in front of the main doors. The driver gets out and makes his way around, Kaylee slides out first soon followed by Trish. Trish raised an eyebrow in curiosity as she follows Kaylee inside. When Kaylee had asked her to go to lunch with her this wasn’t even close to what she was expecting. As they stepped inside they were greeted by a young ref haired girl who appeared to be in her twenties. She led them to an empty table in the far corner laying a menu down in front of them as they got seated. Trish flipped hers opened ordering an Apple Juice while Kaylee ordered a diet coke. She tells them she’ll be back with their drinks then disappears. %Kaylee Adams% You going to tell me what you were still doing in bed at noon? %Trish Stratus Copes% Sleeping…what else. You’d be sleeping too if you were out celebrating late. %Kaylee Adams% That was your fault. What on earth were you out celebrating that you had to stay out that late for? %Trish Stratus Copes% Beating Ivy and Phoenix tomorrow night of course. %Kaylee Adams% Aren’t you a little ahead of yourself? I know neither one of them are the toughest in the world to beat but shouldn’t you wait till after to go out celebrating? %Trish Stratus Copes% Oh I’ll be celebrating then too. When it comes to Ivy and Phoenix there can never be to much celebrating. Kaylee laughs. %Kaylee Adams% You’re awful you know that? %Trish Stratus Copes% Hey I was only stating the truth. You know if you weren’t pregnant and were facing them you’d be saying the exact same thing. %Kaylee Adams% I might. %Trish Stratus Copes% There isn’t no might to it, you would and you know it. Before Kaylee could respond the waitress came back with their drinks. She sat the Apple Juice down in front of Trish and the Diet Coke in front of Kaylee. She then asked if they were ready to order. Both women nodded. She got out her order pad looking at Trish for her order. %Trish Stratus Copes% I’ll have the Strawberry Banana Stuffed French Toast. She looked over at Kaylee. %Kaylee Adams% I’ll have a Crispy Chicken Salad with the honey mustard dressing. She nodded and disappeared to fill their orders. %Kaylee Adams% Alright I’ll admit. If it were me I’d probably be out celebrating too, especially after that interview of hers. %Trish Stratus Copes% Oh God…don’t remind me. I can’t believe we would allow such crap on TV. My God, the tramp showed up dressed she stands out on the freaking street corners. Don’t get me wrong she belongs there but that’s beside the point. I could’ve went out there just after I got out of bed and looked better than that. %Kaylee Adams% Maybe she was going for that natural look. %Trish Stratus Copes% Well she achieved it alright. Did you actually watch that interview of hers? She’s going to teach me a lesson…me! Please! She couldn’t me a lesson if I had a hard blow to the head and suffered amnesia. What could she possibly have to teach me? How to be a slut? %Kaylee Adams% Apparently you already are one according to her. I mean she did make that nice analogy about the dildo sinking in your “sea�? %Trish Stratus Copes% And she calls me childish. (She laughs) She goes out there dressed like the world’s biggest slut talking about other people’s genitals and I’m immature? Something doesn’t quite fit there. If she’s that jealous that hers isn’t of normal size than perhaps she should quit using Preparation H as a douche and maybe it would be. %Kaylee Adams% That was a mental picture I didn’t need. %Trish Stratus Copes% I can’t help it’s true. %Kaylee Adams% Yes you could have. %Trish Stratus Copes% Yea well I’m so glad that she liked the size. After all I did tell Karen to make sure and get the biggest that she could find. Even though Ivy isn’t used to anything bigger than her own finger doesn’t mean she can’t experience what the real thing should feel like. Lord knows she isn’t going to get that with Chris or Phoenix for that matter. I know they claim to be just team mates and all but I wouldn’t put anything past her. Ivy always has been a little to inviting if you catch my point. %Kaylee Adams% More than I cared to. %Trish Stratus Copes% Did you see that she got me a jar of face cream? (Kaylee nods) Wasn’t the most loving gesture? Here I sent her something that she desperately needs and she sent me something to ward off old age. And here I didn’t think she cared. While she’s getting old and wrinkly I’ll still be as youthful as I am now. %Kaylee Adams% Didn’t you hear…you’re already old? In fact you’re so old Ivy is a lot younger than you. %Trish Stratus Copes% Yea and Crystal is registered to vote. If you hear her talk you would think I’m pushing a walker down to that ring every time I have a match and the last I checked I was far away from it. She must be thinking about her poor decrepit mother who isn’t getting around so well these days. %Kaylee Adams% Comments like that and I can see why you two don’t get along. %Trish Stratus Copes% Hey I tried to give her a chance and help her out but all she did was run her mouth. Speaking of which did you hear the freaking comment she made about me always having Crystal with me? Well of course I always have her with me! She’s my freaking daughter dumbass. Does she expect me to just drop her off with whoever happens to be around just because that’s what her mom did with her when she wanted to go out for a quick roll in the hay? I happen to love my daughter and unlike her mom I actually take care of her. I didn’t really think that took a lot of brains to figure out but then again this is Ivy we’re talking about. %Kaylee Adams% You hit the nail on the head there girl. %Trish Stratus Copes% I guess that’s not what mothers are supposed to do. You better watch out or next she’ll be making comments about you having your kids with you all the time and telling you that you need to start hanging out with people more your own age. %Kaylee Adams% I wouldn’t be surprised, she never has been all that imaginative. %Trish Stratus Copes% You’re telling me. Yet I’m the one that repeats things over and over. %Kaylee Adams% Don’t forget that you’re a boring wrestler! %Trish Stratus Copes% Oh yes how on earth could I forget that? (She rolls her eyes) Why don’t she just call me a poopyhead and be done with it? She might as well, she’s one step away from it with that comment. If I’m so boring and repeat the same things over and over again then why hasn’t she been able to beat me yet? Surely she has the brain capacity to be able to counter something she’s seen at least once or twice before. %Kaylee Adams% A normal person yes but this is your cousin we’re talking about. Both women share a laugh at Ivy’s expense. %Trish Stratus Copes% You can say that again. %Kaylee Adams% A normal person yes but this is your cousin we’re talking about. %Trish Stratus Copes% Very funny smartass. %Kaylee Adams% You said I could say that again. %Trish Stratus Copes% I didn’t mean literally. Before Trish could say anything else the waitress reappeared carrying their orders. She placed the stuffed French toast in front of Trish then walked around to the other side of the table and placed the salad down in front of Kaylee. Her eyes darted from one woman to the other like she was looking for something out of place. Finally she broke the silence and asked if everything was alright. Both Trish and Kaylee nodded which satisfy her. She gave them a small smile and headed to her next table. Finally having peace and quiet, Trish and Kaylee started to eat as the scene faded to black once again. |