I thought as I nice touch I would introduce a thread we could revive when we hear something chanted by the crowd over the course of the season that amuses. Personally, when my dad introduced me to going to football as a nipper one of the things that caught my imagination most was the crowd itself; it was refreshing to hear adults swearing and the chants and communal singing were something I'd not quite experienced before.
I shall kick off with my favourite two I have heard this season so far:
Oh Leroy Lita you are the love of my life
Oh Leroy Lita I'd let you shag my wife
Oh Leroy Lita I'd let you video too
(Reading fans to the tune of 'Can't Take My Eyes Off You' serendaing our striker who was reported in the Sunday tabloids to have filmed himself on his mobile having sexual intercourse with some air-head of a female and bluetoothing the video around to colleagues!)
My girlfriend Belinda
Pissed outta the wind-a
All over my brand new sombrero
You've pissed on my hat
But me I don't give a fuckero
(Maidenhead United fans to the tune of 'Messing About On the River'. I have no idea why! 
).
I am quite convinced that OF fans must have plenty to add, so lets hear them chaps!
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