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From: MSN NicknameJudyc3  (Original Message)Sent: 1/22/2005 6:49 PM
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening
of church services when she was startled by an intruder.

She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its
valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"  (Repent and be
baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be
forgiven.)

The burglar stopped in his tracks.

The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had
done.  As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked
the burglar, "Why did you just stand there?  All the old lady
did was yell a scripture to you."

"Scripture?" replied the burglar.

"She said she had an ax and two 38's!"


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From: MSN NicknameJudyc3Sent: 1/22/2005 7:17 PM
The Son Test!

An older couple had a son, who was still living with his parents. The
parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide
about his future career, so they decided to do a small test.

They took a ten-dollar bill, a Bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put
them on the front hall table... then they hid, pretending they were not
at home.

The father's plan was: "If our son takes the money, he will be a
businessman, if he takes the bible, he will be a priest - but if he
takes the bottle of whiskey, I'm afraid our son will be a drunkard."

So the parents hid in the nearby closet and waited nervously.

Peeping through the keyhole they saw their son arrive. The son saw the note they had left. Then, he took the 10-dollar bill, looked at it
against the light, and slid it in his pocket.

After that, he took the Bible, flicked through it, and took it.

Finally he grabbed the bottle, opened it, and took an appreciative
whiff to be assured of the quality ... then he left for his room, carrying
all three items.

The father slapped his forehead, and said: "Darn, it's even worse than
I could ever have imagined... "

"What's this mean!?" his wife asked quizzically.

"I'm afraid our son's going to be a politician!"