 .....>Once upon a time, in a land far away, A beautiful, independent, >self assured princess, happened upon a frog as she sat >contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond > in a verdant meadow near her castle. > >The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I >was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon >me. > >One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, >young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup >housekeeping in yon castle, where you can prepare my meals, clean >my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy >doing so. > >That night, on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in >a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and >thought: I don't think so. |
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