Dec. 24 If I ever catch the Son of B.... that drives that snowplow, I'll drag him through the snow by his b..... I think he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then comes down the street 100 miles an hourand throws snow all over what used to be my lawn.
Dec. 25 Merry Christmas. They predict 20 more inches of that white sh.. tonight. do they know how many shovels full of snow 20 inches is? to h... with Santa, he doesn't have to shovel that sh... The snowplow driver came by asking for donations. I hit him over the head with the snow shovel.
Dec. 26 We got 20 inches and then some. I must be going snowblind or having a bad case of cabin fever because the wife is looking good to me.
Dec. 27 The toilet froze. If you go outside don't eat the brown snow.
Dec.28 I set fire to the house. Now that white sh.. won't cling to the roof