The show opens up at the Giant Center in Hershey, Pennsylvania to a sold out crowd who are chanting and screaming at the top of their lungs.

Crowd: WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK

Truth be told, nobody ever expected Chaos Theory to ever be back. Ernie Schivone is in the middle of the ring with his arms crossed and enjoying the array of cheers he is getting. He raises the mic up to his lips and stands there with a goofy smile on his face.

Ernie: Welcome back to Chaos Theory!!!

Crowd: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Ernie: Are you ready to get down and dirty with the most extreme, the most electrifying, the most insane superstars in the Domain?

Crowd: YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Ernie: Well, lets get ready to......

He is stopped by the music of Denis Leary's "Im An Asshole." Immidiately people in the crowd know who this song belongs to. Ruthless Villain makes his way out with a cheesy smile on his face, he walks over to the ring steps, steps inside the ring, and circles it as he is enjoying the mixed reaction from the crowd. Ernie Schivone rolls his eyes as he takes the mic again.

Ernie: Mr. Former GWE Heavyweight Champion, what are you doing here?

Ruthless Villain takes the mic and is confused by the question.

Villain: You mean to tell me you didn't write me all those get well soon letters?

They both laugh as they get out of the ring and into the announce table position.

Ernie - Welcome back everybody to the first show of the year for the Domain and it just so happened to be Chaos Theory. Were your hosts, im Ernie Schivone, alongside this former GWE Champion.

Villain - And the best I might add. Nobody else deserves that belt and Phoenix Winterborn is lucky I dont come out of retirement just to get a crack at the belt too.

Ernie - Ruthless Villain, ladies and gentlemen. He's here all week. We have a great show for you tonight as it is the first show of 2009 and might I add Happy New Year to all of the great fans and the stars of the Domain. Hope you all had a great Christmas.

Villain - Enough of this shit... Lets get right to it. We have Kabuki Dragon taking on Matlock and my replacement for the time being, Phoenix Winterborn. Honestly, I cant believe Matlock is back. I figure he would be stuck at home playing more World of Warcraft or watching some B-rated gory movies like Tox...

Ernie - Enough already! We also have the former Franchise champion taking on Jimmy's little sister, Jessica Stryker.

Villain - That Jessica sure looks good popping that bubble gum. I wonder what else she likes to pop.

Ernie - Im sure you didn't make any resolutions about not being an asshole.

Villain - Why would I?

Ernie - Nevermind. In a wierd sence, we have the battle of the tabloids here tonight as Mikey Svarro who is being represented by Zarek Lyle will take on Perez Hilton who is being represented by our boss lady Foxy Roxy.

Villain - That's gay. What else?

Ernie - In the main event we'll have Drew Stevenson vs White Trash, round 2.

Villain - Drew just needs to smack her and send her back to the trailer park where she belongs.

Ernie - And if you dont know... we just came back from a hiatus and our first ppv back was December's Krystmas Kaos. New Champions, Faith Rivers won the bytch title.

Villain - For now.

Ernie - Kit Black won the Franchise title.

Villain - She deserves it. I see that girl going places and not just on Magic Mountain.

Ernie - And finally, Seifer has come back to win the Heavyweight Title.

Villain - A true legend. Now lets get to the damn matches and get the first show of 09 on the fucken road man.

Ernie - So you came back because you missed your old job?

Villain - I like hearing myself talk actually. I have my headphones set up so I can hear an echo.