Still seated ringside at their own GWE table is Ernie Schivone and the one true nefarious character of sports announcing and special guest at the GWE booth Ruthless Villain
Ernie" I think its great that BUD is letting the great stars of GWE be showcased to open their epic pay per view Beyond Redemption. Just think before the night is over we could see the crowning of a painted up freak as champion or Stevenson retaining"
Villain" Who cares, we are here to show what GWE and Thursday Night Chaos Theory is all about. We already have a new number one contender for the Evolution title in whatever clown guy that was Joey or Josh that won the first match of the night and in just a few short minutes we are going to see the Extreme Icon title defended as well."
Ernie" First though lets take care of some business, if you folks are tuning in to see the Extreme Icon Champion "
Villain" Oh yeah I'm sure thats likely"
Ernie"Anyway if you tuning in just to see the Extreme Icon Champion Mikayla Miller in action we regret to inform you that Mikayla never showed up to the arena today and right now it is rumored she had some visa problems getting into the country and may be gone for awhile"
Villain" Thats why I always use Mastercard"
Ernie"The match is still on though and we are guaranteed to have a new champion crowned , lets go up the ring announcer for the GWE matches this evening and our very special guest NovaCaine"
Villain" I can't believe he flew in just for this"
Ernie" He has the GWE love "
Nova steps back to the center of the ring looking very spiffy in his black suit with a white shirt, the top three buttons left open just so the ladies can get a peek at what they can only dream about having. The boos are rocking for the Cancerous One of wrestling but he is quite adept at ignoring people, how else do you think he was able to team up with Dante Cross for that short period of time?
Nova" Ladies and Gentlemen the next match of the evening is a ladder match for the GWE Extreme Icon title....Ummm up there"
Nova points up at the title hanging over the ring
Nova" The first lady
"chuckles" to get the title down is the winner. If you don't understand a ladder match then you probably should get back across the border wetback and take Schivone over there with you" Pink smoke fills the audience as "If I was a Serial Kill" by Insane Clown Posse hits the PA. Jeffrina walks out from behind the curtain and starts walking down the ramp
Nova"First chick out to the ring is from San Francisco, California and she has a lot of that wicked clown love, whatever that means. She may have had a kid but she still looks doable she is the Queen of the Dark Carnival....Jeffie Baxter!!!!"
Jeffrina runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. She jumps on the nearest turnbuckle and throws up the wicked clown sign before jumping down and eyeballing Nova who blows her a little kiss.
Ernie" Does this man take anything serious?
Villain" I'm sure he would take beating your ass very serious...Do you want me to ask?"
Ernie"Shut up"
Sexy , Naughty , Bitchy Me by Tata Young hits over the P.A. system and the fans give a mixed reaction to this seemingly very different girl about to enter the ring for her first match on a BUD pay per view.
Nova" An Jeffie's opponent is from somewhere scary I'm sure...."Looks at the card in his hand" Springfield, Missouri, yup I was right....She is the switch hitter you don't want on your team this is Gender Bytch!!!!"
GB struts out from behind the curtain shaking her tail feathers for the guys in the audience that like that sort of thing and even getting some wolf whistles and cat calls from a few guys in the audience who left the closet. She struts to the ring climbing in real slow to show off the assets before turning her attention to Nova and taking a few steps towards him...Nova is quick though and out to the floor quicker then you can say Wang Foo...If you can say Wang Foo.
Ernie" Finally this match gets under way and should be a good one. GB is in her first match and Jefferina is looking to come back in a big way and what bigger way could there be then winning the Extreme Icon title"
Villain" Ummm I think GB's shorts are a little to tight...I'm peeping something I don't think I want to see"
Ernie" Glad to see you and Nova are still stuck in the second grade"
The two girls circle each other and GB looks for the collar and elbow tie up,but Jeffie don't intend on this being a wrestling match and quickly bull rushes GB back into the corner and lays in a series of thunderous knife edge chops.
Ernie" Owwww my chest is hurting just from hearing those"
Jeffie whips GB across the ring and follows her in driving both of her knees right into GB's sternum. The youngster to the sport falls from the corner trying regain her oxygen as Jeffie moves out to the floor and retrieves the ladder. She brings it back into the ring but she don't set it up to go for the title, instead she leans it against the turnbuckle at the far side of the ring and picks GB up by her golden mane. Jeffie throws a couple heavy left hook bombs at GB and then whips her across the ring towards the waiting ladder, but GB puts on the brakes with a baseball slide keeping from hitting the ladder. Jeffie sees that GB isn't going to make contact and charges in after her , GB spins and hits the drop toe hold on Jeffie sending her face first into the ladder with a sickening thud.
Ernie" That'll require some new dental work"
Villain" Maybe the clown makeup cushioned her face"
GB takes advantage of the ring veteran's first mistake and goes on the offensive..She lays in her own chops and punches as well as digging into the Jeffie's forehead with her long fingernails and ripping open a sizeable gash above Jeffie's left eye. GB drags the ladder out to the center of the ring but she don't sit it up and instead lays it flat ...She pulls Jeffie out to the ropes and Irish whips her across the ring , Jeffie jumps the ladder hits the far ropes and comes back on the rebound only to find herself scooped up and driven spine first into the ladder with the spinebuster. The fans gasp in what almost sounds like stereo shock.
Ernie"What a match we are seeing here, these two ladies are leaving it all in the ring and that is exactly what you get in GWE folks. There is no bra and panties matches or pudding on a stick matches...We believe in real competition and that is exactly what our fans will get.
GB rolls Jeffie off the ladder and finally sets it up and starts to climb.
Ernie" This could be it, GB might have gold in her first match"
Villain"Got to love politics and threats of hate crime lawsuits I tell ya"
GB is at the top of the ladder struggling to get her fingers on the title. GB's faithful fan base of Gender Benders are going nuts as they see their girl is just seconds away from having the title. However then those cheers turn to boos as Josh Drakman comes sprinting down the ramp towards the ring....GB sees this but doesn't make any attempt to move as a split second before he could hit the ring , GB's trainer HBK comes flying down the ramp and tackles Josh to the floor with both men going wild on each other in a flurry of fists. The ref steps from the ring trying to break up the fight and walked right into the Dark Carnival's plan. Joey Drakman leaps the ringside barrier on the opposite side of the ring and comes sliding into the ring tipping over the ladder and sending GB crashing and burning .
Ernie" Damn these people"
Villain" Remember Ernie...There isn't a day that goes by that the ride isn't bumpy when you are the champion or striving to be the champion."
Jeffie blows Joey a smooch and turns her attention back to GB , she stalks around GB waiting for her to slowly rise to her feet and then takes GB out with the Hokus Pokus(Twist of Fate)...
Ernie" She just turned out GB's lights with that move..Damn those Drakmans
" Villain" This is GWE, there is no rules anyway"
With Joey and Josh now double teaming HBK , Jeffie sets up the ladder and climbs up to retrieve the title. GB amazingly pulls herself up to her feet showing what heart she has much like her teacher , but it is just a little to late. As GB reaches the first rung of the ladder Jeffie already has the title in her hands and is pulling it down...The ref calls for the bell but GB isn't done with this match yet as she climbs on up the opposite side of the ladder meeting Jeffie at the top. Jeffie tries to hit GB with the title belt but GB ducks and then leaps across the ladder spearing Jeffie from the top of the ladder and sending both ladies crashing right over the top ropes and down to the floor with a chant of Holy Shit rising up from the sold out crowd.
Ernie" Something tells me that this is just the first battle in a very long war."
Nova" Here is your winner the girl that goes down on the clown...Jeffie Baxter!!!"
Villain" Haha now that was funny"
Ernie" You are an ass , just like Nova. We hope you enjoyed this brief taste of GWE folks and invite you to tune in every Thursday night to WGN to catch our weekly brand of debauchery...Chaos Theory...Now lets turn it over to the BUD commentating crew of Mark Hellion and Kristin Holt."
Villain"Pfft couple of two bit hacks"
Mark Hellion" Thanks Ernie and may I say go back to your trailer park Baby Ruth and leave the announcing to the real talent around here"
Holt" What a card we still got ahead of us, two more titles will be defended here tonight as well as the return of Dante Cross and the MOD continues to roll along with Wallstreet taking on DSL...Now that Nova has been chased from ringside , lets go up to Lily for the next match of the evening."