- Match 4 �?BR>Jimmy Stryker vs. Mark Riggs
Match Length: 3:28
Crowd Response: 6
Winner: Jimmy Stryker via Supreme Killing (Sit-out Last Ride Powerbomb)
MH “Damn, Jimmy really took care of business there!�?/FONT>
KH “Jimmy thinks it should have been him in our next match for the BUDVision Championship and not Dante. Now, I don’t know about .. wait, what’s happening here?�?/FONT>
Lily is in the ring now and is handing Jimmy and XXL ref t-shirt
Lily “Ladies and Gentlemen, Jimmy Stryker has been named the special referee for the BUDVision Championship match!�?/FONT>
MH �?STRONG>WHOA! That’s huge!�?/FONT>
KH “This changes everything!�?/FONT>
Jimmy dons the ref shirt as the lights cut out and “Go To Sleep�?by Eminem hits over the arena
“I ain't gonna eat, I ain't gonna sleep
Ain't gonna breathe, til I see, what I wanna see
And what I wanna see, is you go to sleep, in the dirt
Permanently, you just being hurt, this ain't gonna work
For me, it just wouldn't be, sufficient enough
Cuz we, are just gonna be, enemies
As long as we breathe, I don't ever see, either of us
Coming to terms, where we can agree
There ain't gonna be, no reason, speakin wit me
You speak on my seed, then me, no speakin Englais
So we gonna beef, and keep on beefin, unless
You're gonna agree, to meet with me in the flesh
And settle this face to face, and you're gonna see
A demon unleashed in me, that you've never seen
And you're gonna see, this gangsta pee on himself
I see you D-12, and thanks, but me need no help
Me do this one all by my lonely ..�?/EM>
Pyro’s explode on either side of the entrance and a white spotlight shines down and shows Dante walking out through the curtain. The boos are thunderous from the BUD fans and Dante looks out over the arena smirking because there’s also a fair amount of cheering. He starts slowly walking down the ramp way, smacking the outreached hands of his fans as he passes and jaw-jacking with a few mouthy fans
�?. I don't need fifteen of my homies
When I see you, I'm seeing you, me and you only
We never met, but best believe you gon' know me
When I'm this close, to see you exposed as phony
Come on, bitch, show me, pick me up, throw me
Lift me up, hold me, just like you told me
You was gonna do, that's what I thought, you're pitiful
I'm rid of you, all you, Ja, you'll get it too!�?/EM>
Dante walks up the metal steps. He pauses for a second on the ring apron before stepping through the ropes. He is staring at Jimmy and doesn’t look too happy about this turn of events. He hops up on the second turnbuckle and looks out over the crowd, soaking it in and making the ‘Title�?motion around his waist.
Lily: “He is the challenger, making his way to the ring from the capitol of Canada; Ottawa, Ontario .. this.. is .. Dante!�?/FONT>
“Now go to sleep bitch!
Die, motherfucker, die! Ugh, time's up, bitch, close ya eyes
Go to sleep, bitch! (what?)
Why are you still alive? How many times I gotta tell ya, close ya eyes?
And go to sleep bitch! (what?)
Die motherfucker die, bye, bye, motherfucker, bye, bye!
Go to sleep bitch! (what?)
Why are you still alive? Why, die motherfucker, ah, ah, ah...�?/EM>
The song fades out as Dante hops down and leans in the corner, staring at Jimmy with a frown.
Who comes out to hype Leaky? It’s Chicago’s own KAYNE WEST!!
"Yes, Yes, Yawl! Your dreams are now fulfilled! Get out of your seats and let's get ill! That's right live before your very eyes he is the epitome of greatness, your wrestling icon! Give it up For LEE KAY FOUR MAT!"
The lights dim...as the BUDVision starts his entrance video, pyros erupts, after the song's main introduction. Leaky Format comes out on the stage to a huge pop of mix reaction (usually jeers) as the crowd mixes, "Leaky Sucks" chants with cheers.
Lily “He is the currant BUDVision Champion .. hailing from Beaufort, South Carolina .. this .. is Leaky Format!�?/FONT>
He drops to his knees as more pyros erupts behind him then makes his way to the ring, taunting the crowd's pop along the way...sliding into the ring Leaky does a arm stretched spin ending in a sarcastic bow that draws mostly jeers from the crowd.
Lily “This is a LAST BLOOD match! The only way the match can end is if there is absolutely no movement from a bloody, downed man for the entire 10 count! Any movement breaks the 10 count and the match continues! The winner leaves MOD the BUDVision Champion!�?/FONT>
The crowd is cheering like crazy despite not liking either of these men very much. The bell rings and both men start circling while Jimmy leans in one of the corners, having the best seat in the house for this match.
MH “No DQ, no rules! Blood and unconsciousness is the only way to win! Not a surprise that this match comes from Dante’s sick imagination!�?/FONT>
Leaky goes to lock up but Dante immediately rakes the eyes. Leaky stumbles back and Dante grabs him by the arm and short clotheslines him down. He stomps Leaky a couple of times before picking him up. Leaky fires off a few right hands and throws Dante off the ropes. Dante comes back and Leaky goes for a tilt a whirl backbreaker but Dante lands on his feet and Russian leg sweeps Leaky down. Dante goes on one knee and puts his shin right over Leaky throat. Leaky struggles for a bit before connecting with a low blow and Dante rolls off him in pain.
KH “No DQ you say?�?/FONT>
MH “You knew these two were going to flex that aspect a lot!�?/FONT>
Leaky gets up and grabs Dante in a headlock and starts bringing in the punches. Leaky hooks him and suplexes him over and signals for two more. When he goes for the second however, Dante leg blocks it and snap suplexes Leaky over with textbook precision. He stands up and drops a knee to Leaky’s head. He drags up Leaky and throws him off the ropes and follows him there and Cactus Clotheslines both of them over the top rope.! Leaky crashes to the thin pads on the floor and Dante is sitting on the apron just fine. He stands up on the ring apron and drops a side elbow drop on the down Leaky.
KH “And they are outside the ring! That didn’t take long.�?/FONT>
MH “I’m surprised it even started in the ring!�?/FONT>
Dante drags Leaky to one knee and leans him up against the safety barricade. Dante one hops back up on the ring apron, leaps off with a missile dropkick and drives Leaky’s head into the barricade!
MH “DAMN!�?/STRONG>
Dante is checking Leaky’s head but he’s not busted open! Dante looks a little confused and starts talking to some fans about how hard Leaky’s head is. Leaky struggles up to his feet and Dante goes after him but Leaky out of nowhere, hits Dante with a spinebuster on the outside. Both men are down and Leaky stumbles to his feet first. He grabs Dante and starts hauling him up the ramp. Dante throws a right hand and the two men start exchanging punches half way up the ramp. Dante starts to get the better of the exchange and throws a big haymaker that Leaky ducks. Dante spins around so his back is facing Leaky after missing that big punch and suddenly, Leaky grabs Dante and GERMAN SUPLEXES HIM OFF THE RAMP TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!
KH “OH NO!�?/FONT>
MH “HOLY SHIT!�?/FONT>
Crowd “Holy Shit!! Holy Shit!! Holy Shit!!�?/EM>
Leaky is looking down and we can see Dante laid out and not moving on the concrete floor below. Leaky holds up his hands in victory and tells Jimmy to start counting but the special ref shakes his head ‘no.�?/FONT>
KH “Why isn’t Jimmy counting, he’s laid out, he’s not moving!�?/FONT>
MH “He can’t, Dante’s .. Dante’s not bleeding! This is a Last Blood match and Dante’s not bleeding! He’s unconscious but he’s not bleeding!�?/FONT>
Jimmy has pretty much just told Leaky the same thing and he’s pretty pissed off. Dante is still in a heap down on the floor level and Leaky hops down with a purpose now. He goes over to Dante, grabs him by the hair and starts raining punches down on his head. The fourth punch in, Dante suddenly triangles Leaky’s arm! Leaky’s expression is a mix of shock and pain and Dante really leans into it. Dante suddenly lets go and Leaky falls away clutching his arm. Dante is still pretty out of it and starts crawling towards the ramp.
KH “That was instinct by Dante, the Shooter went to the playbook to buy himself some time.�?/FONT>
Dante pulls himself up to his feet as Leaky is coming over to him and he hotshots Leaky right on to the metal ramp! Leaky goes down clutching his face and yup, his lip is busted open.
MH “First blood but certainly not the last this night.�?/FONT>
Dante grabs Leaky and rolls him on to the ramp. Dante climbs up and snap suplexes Leaky on the metal ramp. Dante reaches out and one of the fans along the aisle way hands Dante his chair! Dante gets up on the ramp again and he goes up the ramp now, chair in one hand and Leaky in the other. He pushes Leaky over once they reach the top and sets up the chair unfolded. Dante takes two steps back and waits for Leaky to get himself up and facing Dante. Dante two steps off the chair, hooks Leaky in midair and fuckn�?spike DDT’s Leaky right on the metal of the entranceway floor!
MH “WHAT THE BUD WAS THAT?!�?/FONT>
Dante rolls off to the side and tells Jimmy to start counting, which he does seeing the busted forehead Leaky just got dropped on ..
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Leaky picks himself up with his arms and gets to one knee. Dante shrugs and runs forward and nails Leaky with a Shining Wizard and quite possible breaks his nose with all that blood! Leaky goes down and Jimmy starts the count again.
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Leaky rolls over and starts to reach for the unfolded chair. Dante just watches and lets him use the chair to get to one knee. Dante walks over overconfidently and suddenly. Leaky kicks Dante in the junk and hits the WetDown! (Fameasser) driving Dante down and crushing the chair!
MH “WetDown!�?/STRONG>
Leaky is on his back and pulling himself away from Dante as Jimmy looks in closely and points to the trickle of blood forming on the smashed chair that Dante’s head is resting on and starts a count on Dante!
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Dante sticks up the middle finger on a half raised arm before it flops down again.
KH “I guess that counts as movement.�?/FONT>
Leaky looks pissed that the count is broken and goes after Dante, signaling he’s going for another WetDown! He is about to put his leg on the back of Dante’s head when Dante hooks his arm on that same leg and Taz-plexes Leaky over and down the ramp a short ways. Dante falls to one knee and gets up, carefully moving towards where Leaky is laying.
MH “Both men feeling the effects of this match!�?/FONT>
Dante gets over there and hooks Leaky’s legs. It looks like he’s going to go for the Sharpshooter but then Dante slingshots Leaky further down the ramp and he slides and rolls the rest of the way to ringside. Dante walks over, almost falls once or twice, and reaches under the ring.
KH “This is never good for Dante’s opponents. Never.�?/FONT>
Dante drags out a table with a can of lighter fluid taped to it.
MH �?. Never.�?/FONT>
KH “Oh my God! Is DSL getting her Leaky wish from Dante?�?/FONT>
MH “That is strange and romantic and stupid and revolting all at the same time.�?/FONT>
Dante sets the table up a couple of feet away from the ring. He tears off the lighter fluid as Leaky is starting to get to his feet. Leaky lunges forward but Dante smacks him in the face with the can of lighter fluid, denting it something fierce. He pops the top and starts dumping the contents on the table top.
MH “Oh is starting to look a lot like Christmas!�?/EM>
And FOOOOSH!! Dante lights the table up and man, does this thing go up! Dante grabs Leaky and drags him up on the ring apron adjacent to the flaming table. Dante hooks him and they both go off the ring apron as Dante STO’s Leaky through the flaming table!
KH “AAAAAHHHHH!!�?/FONT>
MH “Can I just say, Dante & DSL have a fucked up notion of foreplay!�?/FONT>
The flames go out shortly after impact and Dante rolls out of the heap and the ref starts the count on both of them!
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Dante picks himself up on his elbow and the count continues on Leaky
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Leaky sticks up a middle finger, breaking the count.
MH “NO!�?/FONT>
KH “YES!�?/FONT>
Dante is nodding his head and he crawls over to the ring apron, reaching under again.
MH “Didn’t we say that this was .. oh shit!�?/FONT>
Dante pulls out the Ugly Stick, the razorwire wrapped kendo stick. The crowd erupts as Dante winds up as Leaky gets to one knee. Dante is waiting and waiting and as Leaky turns around ..
CRACK!!
Leaky drops, a new fresh wound on his head and Jimmy starts the count again.
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NO! Leaky moves one of his legs a bit and Jimmy stops the count. Dante looks shocked and lunges at the downed Leaky with the Ugly Stick ..
CRACK!! CRACK!! CRACK!! CRACK!!
Dante absolutely goes ballistic, pounding on the downed Leaky with his razorwired kendo stick on the head and body. Dante finally falls over exhausted and Jimmy starts the count again on Leaky while we see Dante laying on his back but up on his elbows yelling at Leaky to stay down.
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The bell ring and Dante falls back again, looking relieved the damn match is over.
Lily “Your winner and NEW BUDVision Champion for a record SIXTH time .. Dante Cross!�?/FONT>
Dante is trying to sit up when Jimmy walks over with the BUDVision Title. The crowd is waiting for something to happen but Jimmy drop the Title into Dante’s lap nodding pointing to himself and Dante.
MH “We have a new BUDVision Champion! Dante sets yet another record in this company!�?/FONT>
Jimmy is starting to walk away when dante stumbles to his feet, yelling at Jimmy. Jimmy turns around and we see Dante putting the Title around his waist and holding out his right wrist and yelling at Jimmy.
KH “Dante is DEMANDING that Jimmy raise his arm in victory! Dante’s ego is off the chart!�?/FONT>
MH “He’s just letting Jimmy know who’s the Champ, all part of the mental game baby!�?/FONT>
Jimmy doesn’t look to pleased and looks out over the crowd who is yelling ‘no!�?Jimmy never cared much for the fans so he roughly grabs Dante’s wrist and raises the arm of the new Champ.
KH “Jimmy doing the right thing here ..�?/FONT>
Jimmy is holding Dante’s arm up by the wrist when he suddenly pulls Dante forward and takes his god damn head off with a vicious short clothesline! (not literally, but you know what we mean.)
MH “OOOHHH! There’s the *right* thing to do!�?/FONT>
KH “I think Dante should have been happy that Jimmy didn’t involve himself in the match and was an excellent ref which honestly, I didn’t expect. But demanding Jimmy raise his arm? The Hardcore Canuck had that coming.�?/FONT>
Jimmy leans down and pats the BUDVision Title and steps over the top rope and leaves ringside while Dante, exhausted from his match with Leaky, is just starting pick himself up .. and he looks pissed off!
MH “I hope Jimmy was looking for a war because he may have just bought himself one!�?/FONT>
Dante gets up to his knees while “Go To Sleep�?start playing over the arena. Dante unhooks the Title belt from around his waist and holds it up as the Coliseum cheers loudly, a good 65% cheering for Dante, that’s almost a record! Dante then puts the Title back around his waist as he’s standing up and flips off the fans