damn! I never realized how much exercise I actually get!

 

yeah but the cost of the batteries. I have a black & decker but my electric bill skyrockets.

 

Do yall know what a RABIT is??? A single girl's best friend!!! Well hell come to think of it I bought it when I was married....  

 

I have had two now...have a funny story about the first one...

 

John and I were living in Idaho so were his aunt and mom...it was not uncommon for them to stop by unanounced...well I must of purchased a defect because the coneceting wires kept coming apart (this prevents the phalic from rotating) so John being the handy man says no prob I can fix it! The kids are out side so he proceeds to take it apart on the dining room table......he takes the guts out of it and stands it on the table..so here is this pink dildo standing there the guts out of it and in walks aunt Linda (churchlady) with her husband! She comes in and says hello we just stoped by on the way to town.....what is that? she says as John is scrambling to try and put it away..she is saying this as she picks it up!!!! OMG I died a thousand deaths that day...all I could do is walk away...Jerry her husband red in the face says well it does not look like yall need anything here...yall have a great afternoon!!!!

 

The rabit got fixed that day but it was never the same.....     

 

 

OMG, Blue! That's hysterical.

 

One day Keith and I were playing around early in the morning, and being lazy, we didn't put the vibrator away. So, there it was on the bed. Around 9 am the doorbell rings. It's the maintenance guys to fix the ceiling fan in out bedroom. By this time I had totally forgotten about not putting my toy away. So, when they were done, I went in to look at the fan and just about died because they had to stand on the bed to fix the fan, and moved the toy over to my dresser! Now I'm almost afraid to call them to have them fix anything else in the house!

Did anyone ever see the cartoon that went around the 'net a few years ago...The mail order vibrator company says "they ship all items in a plain brown wrapper right to your door" but the company car looks like the Oscar Meyer Wiener Wagon with a huge vibrator on the roof of the car, and shown pulled up in some red-faced lady's driveway.