What a smart bartender...

 

and  a great idea to cut the legs off!

But Crystal, the things that fall onto the bed from the ceiling can't get down from a high bed. So there they are.

Annie

I ordered drawers and put them under my bed...keeps all those monsters out as long as Don remembers to close the closet door and no one turns off my bedside light, I'm safe at night.

 

I never sleep in a dark room...we just need to keep those boogey-men away!  di

P.S  Don says I probably need to see that psychiatrist that Bubba didn't go back to.  di

I had a rule as a kid.  The boogeyman under the bed could only have what he could reach when a leg or whatnot hung over the edge of the bed.  As long as I kept all my body parts on the TOP of the bed- they were "off limits" to any monsters.  Seems to have worked well up to this point. 

Me, too, Ring.

 

I have a walk-in closet in the master bathroom. The light stays on all night with the door partly closed. It wasn't done from fear, it was because the basement is under our bedroom and I began to see mold on leather shoes. Yuk. The warmth of the light keeps the closet drier so mold won't form. It also helps when I make my many trips to "you-know-where" each night. I could fall down and crack open my noggin, you know.

 

That's my story and I am sticking to it.

Annie

That was cute! lol!  But I won't cut the legs off.  I never thought to go look under the bed for a "man" even though he was the boogey man!  hmmmm!  Maybe I will look tonight!

 

Indy