A burglar is quietly going about his illegal work on night, when he heard a voice: "Jesus is watching you."
He looks round but there's no-one there, so he carries on piling swag into his bag. Then the voice speaks again:" Jesus is watching you."
Again he looks round, and this time he sees a parrot in a cage. He walks up to the cage and says:" A talking parrot, that's fantastic- are you Jesus?" "No" replies the bird, "I'm Moses."
The thief laughs. "What kind of people would call a parrot Moses?!"
" The same people who'd call a Rottweiler Jesus," replies the bird.
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