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| | | From: Isaiah (Original Message) | Sent: 11/2/2005 9:12 PM |
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his
wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he
prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my
wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so
please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next
morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman He arose, cooked
breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes,
fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came
home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped
at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to
put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He
cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1
P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and
sweep and mop the kitchen floor. He then ran to the school to pick up
the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out
milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then
set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for
salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After
supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry,
bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he
managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and
said: "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade
back!"
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you
have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to
the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got
pregnant last night."
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Yeaaaaaaa. if only it could happen! and pity of it is that too many, I mean millions, of single-mothers (who were left for that 'other woman' the husband plays around with, while his wife does all that work..) now have all that to do along with that eight-hour job outside the home. Yes, it is a pity and a shame how many men have put their wives and children through this living death. I have a daughter going through it. breaks my heart for all these women who are still decent, and will assume the almost impossible task of being both bread winner and run the house, feed the family, try to teach the kids and only God knows how much they all suffer and do without due to that man's heartless 'having his fun'. May Jesus come soon and put a stop to all the evils in this world. Me |
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