A Newfoundlander was walking home late at night and sees a woman in
the
Shadows.
'Twenty dollars...' she whispers.
Perry had never been with a hooker before , but decides what the
hell,
it's
only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.
They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light
flashes
on
them.
It's a police officer.
'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer.
'I'm making love to me wife!,' the Newfoundlander answers sounding
annoyed.
'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.'
'Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that light in her face!
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