MSN Home  |  My MSN  |  Hotmail
Sign in to Windows Live ID Web Search:   
go to MSNGroups 
Free Forum Hosting
 
Important Announcement Important Announcement
The MSN Groups service will close in February 2009. You can move your group to Multiply, MSN’s partner for online groups. Learn More
Cooking on a Shoelace Worksite[email protected] 
  
What's New
  
  Whats Cooking January  
  General  
  Pictures  
    
    
  Links  
  "What's Cooking" - Shoelace's Newsletter  
  Backgrounds  
  Rules  
  Recipes  
  Jokes and Cartoons  
  Holidays  
  Back to school tips  
  Household Tips  
  Mon. Facts  
  Honor Our Troops  
  whats cooking may #1  
  June #1  
  July Newsletter  
  Whats Cooking August  
  Cindys Chit Chat Cafe  
  September Whats Cooking  
  Cindys Chit Chat Cafe September  
  "Whats Cooking" October  
  Chit Chat Cafe October  
  "Whats Cooking" November  
  Cindys Chit Chat Cafe November  
  Whats Cooking?December  
  Cindys Chit Chat Cafe December  
  "Whats Cooking" January  
  
  
  Tools  
 
General : january jokes
Choose another message board
View All Messages
  Prev Message  Next Message       
Reply
 Message 1 of 1 in Discussion 
From: MSN NicknameRayne19894  (Original Message)Sent: 12/20/2008 2:11 AM

BEST BLONDE JOKE
OF THE YEAR 2008
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)
"My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"
 
 
 
 

Great Insights for Life 2009; Murphy's Lesser Known Laws:
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog
The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.
The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing right