I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64  charge. I Gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY  favor.

She became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again.  I gave her the money  back, same scenario!

I departed the store with the $46.64.

 

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail

I walked  into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte.  I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said  'buy one-get one free.' 'They're already buy-one-get-one-free,' she said, 'so  I guess they're both free'

She Handed  me my free Lattes and I  walked out the door.

They Walk Among Us!

One day  I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of them shouted,  'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked Up at the sky and said,  'Where'?

They Walk Among Us!

While  looking at a house, my brother asked the real Estate agent which  direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him  up every morning.  She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'  When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East,  and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, ' Oh I don't keep up  with all that stuff.'

 

They Walk Among Us!!

I  used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a  call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was  open. I told him, 'The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a  week.' He responded, 'Is that Eastern or Pacific time?' 

Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, 'Uh,  Pacific.'

 

They Walk Among Us!

My sister has a  lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

They Walk Among Us!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the  cases were discounted 10%.  Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.  The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20%  discount.

 

They Walk Among Us!

I couldn't find my  luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and  told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not  to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands.  'Now,' she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?'

 

They Walk  Among Us!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man  ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm  hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.'

 

Yep, They Walk Among Us!

......... and they Reproduce,

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