Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive
double-pane energy efficient kind, but this week I got a call from the
contractor, complaining his work had been completed a year ago and I had
yet to pay for them. Boy oh boy, did we go around and around Just
because I'm a blonde does not mean I'm automatically stupid.
So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast-talking sales guy had
told me last year - namely, that in one year, the windows would pay for
themselves.... There was silence on the other end of the line, so I just
hung up. I have not heard anything back.
 

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