Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were
determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would
identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store
and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals,sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their "tourist"
garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and
the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" blonde in a topless bikini came
walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde
passed them, she smiled and said, "Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning,
Father,"nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed
on by.They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they
were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more
outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even
saw them. Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs
to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde,
wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came
walking toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them, and said, "Good morning, Father
~ Good morning, Father," and started to walk away. One of the priests
couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute, young lady." "Yes,
Father?" "We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in
the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"
She replied, "Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen.