During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub . "
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor . "A normal person would use the bucket, because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup . "
"No . " said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug . Do you want a bed near the window?"
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