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 During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked
 the Director how do you determine whether or not a
 patient should be institutionalized.
 
 "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then
 we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the
 patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub . "
 
 "Oh, I understand," said the visitor . "A normal
 person would use the bucket, because it's bigger than
 the spoon or the teacup . "
 
 "No . " said the Director, "A normal person would pull
 the plug . Do you want a bed near the window?"
 
 ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED
 NEXT TO MINE???
 
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