1. My first job was working in an
Orange Juice factory, but I got canned.
I couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a
Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it,
so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor,
but I just wasn't suited for it -
mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler
Factory, but that was too exhausting.
5. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it
would add a little spice to my life,
but I just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted to be a Deli Worker,
but any way I sliced it I couldn't
cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician, but
eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a
Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.
I tried but I just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional
Fisherman, but discovered that
I couldn't live on my net income.
11. I managed to get a good job working
for a Pool Maintenance Company,
but the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout
Center, BUT THEY SAID I wasn't fit for the job.
13. After many years of trying to find steady work! ,
I finally got a job as a Historian -
until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbucks,
but I had to quit because it was
always the same old grind.
15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT
AND FOUND THAT
I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!.
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