A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry
the little girl across the street. The father, being modern
and
well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his
hand.
That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought
it out completely?"
Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week
in my room and the next in hers.
It's right across the street, so I can run home if I
get scared of the dark."
"How about transportation?" the father
asked.
"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles,"
the little boy answered.
The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.
Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about
babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you
know."
We've thought about that, too," the little boy
replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays
an
egg, I'm going to step on it!"
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