Tony Blair, Robert Mugabe & PJ Patterson all died & went straight
to hell. Tony Blair said "I miss England , I want to call England and see how
everybody is doing there. He called and talked for about 5 minutes,
then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you???? The devil says "10 million dollars."
He wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
Robert Mugabe was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I
wanna to call Zimbabwe too!!!!
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil
how much do I owe you???? The devil says "5 million dollars."
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit
back on his chair.
PJ Patterson was even more jealous &
starts screaming, "I want a call to Jamaica too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I wanna talk to Omar, to Portia, I wanna talk to everybody".....
He called Jamaica and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked &talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much
I owe you????
The devil says "One dollar".
PJ Patterson is stunned & says "One dollar??? Only one dollar??"
The devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another,
you only pay local charges
