Some days you are the bug,
some days you are the windshield.

Good judgment comes from bad experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Experience is the sinking feeling you have made this mistake before.

The journey of a thousand miles
begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish,and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.